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Spicy Zupe Gawd

@samthesoupgod.bsky.social
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I’m not in Austin or a P1 anymore, but I still love soup. I think sandwiches are good.

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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 17h
4 shots into the season
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Corridor Crew: Great Work, Everyone!
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bob-saccamano.bsky.social @bob-saccamano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 21h
Soccer games tomorrow were cancelled 10 minutes before the sun came out. Gonna end up being a beautiful sunny weekend.
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No baseball tomorrow and 4 games Saturday is stupid
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Mebs ⭕️ @mebs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Outkast is doing an official collab with Waffle House in Atlanta! 😳
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Charm City Couillon @diabsoule.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀 #AggieFactThursday
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck. This.
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me to all the rain lovers when they start complaining about it Saturday morning:
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Martin Sheen: Stand There In Your Wrongness
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I boycott Starbucks for the same reason I boycott CFA. It’s ass.
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sprinkle sprinkle….sprinkle sprinkle
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gangster
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John @sportspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Soccer fans of Bluesky Would you like this EPL kit? Crystal Palace, circa 1990. No name/number on back. Some visible snags on the front and back. Tag reads 38-40” and fits like a medium Price is negotiable. Message me if interested
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I thought that said Andrew Luck and was very confused
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AgentSmokingFire🇵🇸🇱🇧 @yeahboibebop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It looks like someone trained AI on Wes Anderson and cocaine exclusively
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gibson calls Houston “the poop team.”
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He flipped his bat for a walk 😂😂😂😂😂
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!"
That fucking idiot Eric Schmitt questioning Jack Smith
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Your honor, the defendant says he was attending a Cowboys game on the date in question but GPS tracking of his phone places him in Stillwater, Oklahoma. He’s perjured himself and should be given the death penalty. Prosecution rests.”
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Daniel Craig's Smug Look at SNL
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"ChatGPT has Jack Smith ever been to a Hawks basketball game?" "Yes, Jack Smith attended an Iowa Hawkeyes game on..."
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing is, he knew It wasn’t the Hawks game. He wanted the soundbite of calling him a dirtbag and saying he perjured himself. That’s what he’ll use in ads to show how tough he is. The truth was never the point.
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Screech, you can’t elope!” -Who you calling a cantaloupe, Melon Head!?
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
James Carville, Pat McAfee, and one of the Peaky Blinders is the weirdest halftime panel ever
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only Louis Vuitton collards in this house!
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can you tell texas republicans are not used to competitive races bsky.app/profile/head...
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Dinner foods” short-circuited my brain
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Continues to show her ass
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Am I wrong for thinking they throw the Rams at us 64 times a year?
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
3 times in a row
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Draft a QB
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lost 3 plays there. WTF
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Skip gets cute too much and it rarely works. Just flat out don’t like the guy as a manager.
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel attacked
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Illegal clapping? 😂
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know I’m a terrible person because of my first thought seeing the Verlander thing.
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When did Separate Ways become the go to commercial break song? Heard it a dozen times in the last couple weeks .
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sure I’m late to the party but ESPN Unlimited having a feed with no commentary other than the in-stadium audio is so choice
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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[Max Scherzer, walking into John Schneider’s office] “i think you already know that I will not hesitate to scream at my own child.”
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolute shitshow of a final minute
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sark played himself with that timeout on the kick
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I’m a cheese stick, bitch. Cheese sticks don’t have faces.” - @makenomisteak.bsky.social
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hammers 6 Bananas 3
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I seriously think there’s something to the idea that women college football fans are the most toxic fans in all of sports. Ash made fun of the Aggies years ago and legit lost friends. 😂😂😂
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I went into the kitchen to make snacks bag for the soccer team because tomorrow is our turn. It was 2-2. Came back to a WTF.
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewers can drink. Job candidates cannot. They need to know their place. Peasants who aren’t fully human until they are employed by the person who denies their right to a beverage.
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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶 I love a rainbow!!! 🎶
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Jay Z's Iconic Headbob
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