John @instacrows.bsky.social · 09/05/2026This is the Texas series from last year. Valenzuela's homer was the Bo homer. Don't at me. 010
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 06/05/2026It's masochism at this point. There's no other explanation. 000
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 15/04/2026If the Blue Jays do not stop running into outs on the bases I am going to simply cease to exist. 000
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 11/04/2026If I'm the Toronto Blue Jays I simply stop making the worst baserunning decisions in the history of organized sports. I dunno. Worth a shot. 020
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The Dodgers can give the Blue Jays a 7 game losing streak today: something they know a little about, since they had one of their own last year. Even good teams suck sometimes. 011
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Aside from telling the weirdest lie of all time, this guy also doesn't appear to be following any baseball writers. 000
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 03/11/2025If you're a prominent and broadly-read "national" baseball blogger and you're taking to your platform the day after the #BlueJays lost the World Series to rub the Dodgers' absurd sense of victimhood post-2017 in our faces, may I cordially invite you to crawl entirely up your own ass. 020
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Teoscar's Adventures in the Outfield™ I missed them so much. #BlueJays 010
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 18/10/2025The #BlueJays losing two extremely winnable Gausman starts is honestly pretty on-brand for this team. 010
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 29/09/2025This was 4 days ago. Something to remember the next time Baseball gets stressful. #BlueJays 040
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 28/09/2025If you'd have told me yesterday that Seymour would start the game by striking out the side I would have been pretty upset. #BlueJays 020
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 31/07/2025The thing about trades that most fans don't seem to understand: Both teams have to agree to them. 020
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Trying to watch the Blue Jays on Sportsnet+: a ballet. #BlueJays 110
John @instacrows.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Imagine being Hal Steinbrenner at this moment. The world is falling down around him and he delivers the most self-serious soliloquy about moving away from the familiar and into new territory. And it's about fucking beards. 010
