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Sammi Stitches

@samstitches.bsky.social
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Your source for opinions you didn’t ask for and cat pictures! 🐱 A little bit of this and that. Empathy is my superpower. ❤️ Never MAGA. #resist #liberal #democrat #domesticviolencesurvivor #Resist #mentalHealth #chronicIllness #medicaidForAll

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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My professor once returned my assignment back with a 0. She instructed me to cite my sources correctly. When I asked her for help with citations, she helped. I was able to turn it back in for an A. I didn’t make a federal case out of it. I learned from it.
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I sure miss working for a non-profit. Working in corporate America is soul sucking.
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I’ve started Christmas shopping early this year and I am so proud that I have managed to purchase items from only local stores or small businesses! 😎😄 #shopLocal #fuckAmazon
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
You know nothing about commitment.
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
This is so the timeline cleanse I needed…thank you! Milo looks like the bestest pupper ever! ❤️
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
If I see the phrase “underage women” one more time Imma lose my godamned mind. A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature “Underage women” isn’t a thing Words matter GIRLS CHILDREN Your President raped children Yay about the government reopening though… I guess
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Goodnight Fuck Matt Gaetz
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
My biological clock is ticking and all it’s telling me is I am running out of time to achieve my life goal of adopting ALL the cats… #goals #biologicalClock #womanHood #jokes #CatsRule
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Ope, there it is. 😒😮‍💨
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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Trump supporter asks Dean Withers: why is it wrong to rape children? This is where we are folks. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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God @thegodshow.com · 13/11/2025
Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I think the same about him, Einstein. 🤦‍♀️
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LCDR @lcdailreed-71.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
They totally bought a World Series. 💯 Bring on the MLB salary caps.
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This dude can say they didn’t buy a championship all he wants. But if it looks and sounds like they bought a championship, they bought a championship. 🤷‍♀️
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This 👇👇👇is what I've been saying from the moment they announced their capitulation to the R's.🤬
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
You still caved. 😒 this is why we lose elections.
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Well, your legacy is toast. Thanks for nothing.
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I hope that one night of good sleep you got after caving like a pansy paid off for you. Because it’s all you’re going to get from here on out. May your nights be sleepless because you caved to MAGA. At the expense of our most vulnerable people. Shame on you.
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Oh fuck you.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/tuesday-november-11th-we-cave
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
This is such an insane thing to say.
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 23/10/2025
SCOTUS allows for legalized sports gambling in 2018. Ads for sports betting sites like BetMGM, starring celebs like Kevin Hart and Jamie Foxx, tell millions of people every night to place a bet. Who would have guessed this would have been a problem? (Another notch on John Roberts's belt)
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
apple.news/ARRFC1AWSS7S... It’s pretty freakin wild that the NCAA will allow its athletes and coaches to bet on professional sports. A day after reading that article, this news dropped. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Chauncey Billups, Terry Rozier arrests escalate sprawling NBA betting scandal — The Athletic
The Athletic has live coverage of the
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 18/10/2025
[Exit King.]
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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
@ my colleagues: if FWD you do, the attachment comes through. if you click REPLY, the attachment goes bye!!!!!!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
they are children throwing a tantrum and it's not working so it's not fun anymore
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/10/2025
George Santos has set up a GoFundMe to help him reassimilate to society. You just enter your credit card number and hope for the best.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
the US government has arrived on bluesky
4 panel comic

Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing

Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot

Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself

Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”
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Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 @depechemodefan101.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Fey (フェイ) @feytaline.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My passionate but pointless stance is that miracle whip is NOT mayonnaise, it's disgusting, and I personally hate whoever decided that fast food places can use it and call it mayo. You are a LIAR!!!
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Digital Warrior - Combat Disinfo @digitalwarrior.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
The GOP is dismantling public education to turn learning into a commodity.If you can’t pay, your kids don’t learn. Public schools will be defunded, while private Christian academies take your tax dollars to indoctrinate the few they choose to admit. #Voices4Victory #DemVoice1 #USDemocracy #ProudBlue
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Kevin Hargaden @kevinhargaden.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
the lads who tell me there's a crisis of masculinity and we need to be raising boys AS MEEEEEEEEN are notably absent on Saturday mornings as I try to corral six 7 year olds into a coherent team as they compete athletically. ironically, it's such a sofa-conservatism position
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✠ 𝐃𝐨𝐜 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 - 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🖇️ 𝟾𝟼𝟺𝟽 @unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Keep an eye out for MAGAt instigators today, trying to start something with LE. Stay peaceful and document. please! 🥰
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Shame on my parents for not raising me to be a selfish asshole. Not really, but…you know…😒😮‍💨
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
IMO, the cruelty is the point. They fucking love watching people being terrorized and having their lives torn apart. I see the joy in my orange-pedo loving sister's eyes when she talks about the ICE raids and the inhumane way they are being treated.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Sammi Stitches @samstitches.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Been off of this app for a while because of some struggling I’m having and making a slow return. Happy to see you here and see your positivity! 🩷 Thank you for this reminder. I definitely needed it! Feels like I am losing a part of myself these days.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
“.. It’s to the point now where .. I could lose everything ... Being a small business owner isn’t worth it when your country turns on you,” said Jared Hendricks, the CEO of Village Lighting, a small business selling Christmas products. @cnbc.com www.cnbc.com/2025/10/17/h...
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Azul = Blue @azulequalsblue.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Do not stay home tomorrow. We must stand up.
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Amy Devlin [Hiatus] @amydevlin.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Pinched from Truth Against Hate on Facebook, enjoy!
Pinched from Truth Against Hate on Facebook, enjoy!
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GroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Stay calm. Stay safe. Be aware. Remember: violence is what they want. Thank you. Truly.
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🦋 C.G., PhD 🐸 (🪖"Prima" AKA "Battle" to One)🌻 @tcrg2012.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
#NoKings ✊🏾 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory
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Jason Dogwood 💙 🏳️‍🌈 🌱 @jasondogwood.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby, boasted on his earnings call that premium airline seats are making his company more money, when asked about the economy class struggling to afford to fly he said that just means UA will make more room for their premium customers. No one is going to save us, but us.
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America's wealthiest shoppers are boosting spending — and the US economy — while lower earners pull back
Higher-income households are boosting spending, while lower-income consumers are pulling back.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
This was being pushed by Anna Paulina Luna yesterday.
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