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Ghost Goat

@ghost-goat.bsky.social
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Findhelp.org Oppose fascism A broken cog stops the machine but so do a few rusty ones. Be a menace. If you can’t be a menace be a nuisance. Lots of profanity. Occasional whiskey. Incorporeal. No race. No gender. Just a dead goat.

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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What if the techbros did their turn around on AI because AI explained that billionaires are what’s wrong with humanity and should be removed by any means necessary
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember when Ed Sheeran showed up on some random episode of Game of Thrones and Twitter collectively mocked him for being that hipster who shows up to the party and whips out his guitar when no one actually cares? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok Grindr You had plenty of time to prepare for Dallas This is on YOU
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can we please get armed guards around Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart? We can’t trust Death after Tim and Dolly
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry, too? And yet THOSE men are still alive….? The Grim Reaper is on Thiel’s payroll, huh?
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Godamn it Not Dolly Parton and not now *sad ghost noises*
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Iran should do the funniest possible thing right now and initiate food drops for the USS Abraham Lincoln The Lego vids would be delicious
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We still have evacuation space for people and animals We have networked with other small farmers and homesteaders and still have space for camping, trailers, RVs, ect Plus livestock pens and dog runs are ready! PM or Signal Ghost.559
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Def considering a Jimothy costume for ICE protests this year
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Every commercial farm CEO now knows that it’s legal and acceptable to poison Americans as long as they pay a bribe after Our entire food safety has collapsed thanks to Taylor Farms
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’ve been on a social media hiatus and I’m only breaking it to mock Andrew Tates arrest pics Why is he dressed like someone’s lesbian auntie?
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If you want to stay ahead of the game just tell the boss that your kink is disappointing authority figures. Follow me for more work/life advice
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Please let him die on on the 4th of July Please oh please oh please
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They call it a reflecting pool for a reason Because DC is a fucking swamp #TeamAlgae
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I love how in the US, if you’re in an elevator, the person standing next to the buttons is officially The Button Keeper and until they exit, it is their sacred duty to ask every person who enters “What floor?” like words to an ancient rite
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Iran just won the Oil World Cup Good game USA
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Thoughts and prayers for Mitch McConnell Not that he recovers or anything I just like thinking about him in the hospital
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is hard for me to admit Humbling, really Kinda shakes my self identity But I gotta confess As a Pacific Coast ghost… I’m jealous of NY right now Absolutely immaculate vibes And World Cup fans? More, please You are incredible We still have good things
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I will NEVER go back to the Nazi Place but dear god Hunter Biden is over there without a fuck to spare and it’s glorious
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Surgery successful! Good job to the medical team and also to the star of the show, my left knee
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Bundibugyo JFC Gunna be real mad if I survive all this bullshit just to be taken down by a strain of Ebola that sounds like a rabid Teletubbies extra
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Dear countries expressing outrage at the assault on press/peaceful civilians from the humanitarian flotilla- Expel Israeli and US diplomats if you REALLY want to make a statement Plus hey! Complimentary season pass for the Strait of Hormuz
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hantavirus, you’re on the bench! Ebola, suit up!
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m not the person you list as an emergency contact to pick your child up from school but I’m for sure the one you would leave them with in an apocalypse
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Welp RIP my hot ghost summer
This is an image of my leg in a thigh to ankle brace due to knee damage that requires surgery in a few weeks

Looks like Starwars cosplay tbh
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Every single day I wake up, roll over and check the news to see if It Has Happened, yet Every Single Day
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Being that I’m dead, I literally and metaphorically have no skin in the game That said, can someone more educated on the subject explain to me why we aren’t quarantining the rich white people with human to human transmitted hantavirus?
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Elon Musk has been caught by screenshot using alts under his mother and his kid’s name. If that’s not the opposite of wholesome I don’t know what is
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It’s Egg Cold War Season in the PNW You WILL be given eggs Enjoyment of eggs does not matter If you don’t answer your door, eggs will be left on your porch When you’ve adequately dealt with eggs it suddenly be Zucchini Battle Summer Same rules of engagement apply
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
James Comey is being indicted AGAIN and as much as he deserves all bad things, none of it should be for for a goddamn seashell picture
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The fact that people are Team Staged vs Team Not Staged means the propaganda planting machine has accomplished it’s mission in the US We now live in a nation where it’s impossible to believe official statements from our leaders because they lie so often and so blatantly
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Let’s not forget that this ballroom nonsense is just a distraction from the Epstein files
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Stephen Miller using his pregnant wife as a meat shield is the most on brand Stephen Miller thing I have ever seen.
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Trump administration replaced the Secretary of the Navy during a time of war for no stated cause That means Phelan resisted illegal orders I really hope this is another pump and dump TACO party and not the escalation of US war crimes
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Virginia is showing the nation that when they go low, you drag them even deeper into the hell of their own creation Good
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Lighting a candle in remembrance for the poor intern who will have to explain discovery to Kash Patel
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction as Trump and the Pope go at each other on socials It’s like Dan Brown is in the Stephen King cocaine era that brought us shit like Tommyknockers
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Lego has the potential to release the funniest set imaginable right now
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I don’t care what religion (or none) you believe in But can you image being so utterly devoid of decency that you don’t even feel shame after being scolded by THE POPE That’s soulless
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
China should take the oil from Hormuz right over to Cuba and ignore that blockade, too
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
*gasping for air* They made a Spotify
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’m having a rough day so here is some good news- My friend is a census worker. She and her colleagues are coaching families on how to answer questions so data won’t be used by this administration for racist objectives. There are good people out there quietly doing good work Be one of them
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The pedophile rapist is calling the actual Pope weak on crime Christianity simply does not a deep enough level of Hell
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Wait so you can just vote fascists out of office?!?! Hey guys…….
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You know life (is corrupted) moves fast when the leader of the free world posts a graphic video of a woman being bludgeoned to death and within 72 hours the media has completely forgotten
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Iran really turned American soft interests on injustice into a national security vulnerability With Lego I hate this timeline
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Iran didn’t even wait for the markets to close before they shut down the strait and sent out a new batch of memes Modern warfare is brutal
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Even if Trump backs down, we are just going to have to do this all over again the next time he has a tantrum For the next 3 years
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Shout out to anyone getting even the smallest thing done today I mean that deeply
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I kinda feel like saying he’s going to genocide a country of 90 million people is indeed considered a threat of violence and against most social platform TOS If he’s not even getting banned on X he’s not getting impeached or 25thed
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