Reposted by samCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope 12998145
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 15/07/2025me to me: no it’s okay you haven’t put the TV up babe we just moved in 8 days ago let’s go see a movie and then come home and watch another movie in bed while eating a scrumptious dinner 040
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 10/07/2025me when I get to assemble furniture, these new bedside tables won’t know what hit emmedia.tenor.comIt'S All Going According To Plan... GIFAlt: Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants rubbing his hands together with an evil or mischievous look 020
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 10/07/2025throwback Thursday to 10 years ago white water rafting with my parents and some family friends 💕 it was a good time and I want to do it again! 020
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I slept on a blanket bed on the floor for two nights but finally finished my bed frame yesterday and had a great sleep last night! it was hard to leave bed today though lol 140
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 07/07/2025moving day. doing my best to remain unstressed by channeling the serenity of Brie enjoying the morning sun ☀️ 050
Reposted by samFelicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 25/06/2025raise your hand if you're not in NYC but you're following the mayoral election out of a desperate need to believe that good things are possible 70198882450
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 18/06/2025when the side character with bad vibes and no lines turns out to be the killer in a whodunnit and I called it from episode one by vibes onlymedia.tenor.coma man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointingAlt: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing 010
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025just got followed into my neighborhood by a big pickup truck flashing their brights at me and it was frightening 😬 I’m not quick to assume that kind of thing but it was extremely weird 010
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025does anyone ACTUALLY mount their curtains close to the ceiling? I want to know if it really does look good because I’ve never done it and I have the opportunity with the new apartment, but it would require buying new longer curtains 000
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 29/05/2025had an adventure in my car glove box yesterday, where I had CDs from a decade ago… wanted to get in there because I knew I had The Electric Lady by Janelle Monáe, on which there is a song with Prince that is not available to stream… it started pouring while I was in the car but found a fun hoard! 110
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 22/05/2025there’s always a little freak in my brain changing the radio station or skipping tracks in the playlist, so today I’ve had both Doja Cat’s Go to Town and Jimmy Buffet’s Come Monday stuck in my head 000
Reposted by samLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/05/2025‘White’ is not an ethnic group it’s basically a political ideology so it can’t be genocided anyway. 572110378
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 21/05/2025gotta start watching pottery throwing videos on less than 1x speed because I think watching sped up vids is part of my problem, I’m trying to replicate something that is literally not real, even 1x speed is too fast for me I must go slooooooow 130
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 20/05/2025why did you break up and move out? after over a year he couldn’t respect the DIRTY/CLEAN magnet on the dishwasher 030
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 20/05/2025AI is like Taylor Swift for me specifically. I like a couple songs. I understand why the proliferation. I think it’s still worse than most other options. I fear but do not think we yet understand the environmental ramifications. 010
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I do backwards pomodoro technique, 15 mins of work and then 45 mins of fuckaround time (if you are affiliated with my employer please note this is a joke on a joke website for jokes, I am of course referring to working on my chores in my free time) 041
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 19/05/2025the thing about me is, I’m gonna have 10 near identical black tank tops, and I’m gonna opt to keep all of them every time I “purge” my clothing 110
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 17/05/2025someone sounds like they are shooting a bunch of different semi automatic weapons on their property, nearby enough for me to hear it very loud and clear, and it’s making my anxiety feel crazy 110
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I am seeing some extremely good birds out my window today, saw a male eastern bluebird that was such an electric shade of blue 😍 020
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I got the apartment ✌️ I wasn’t super doubting it but I was nervous, and I’m still a little anxious but it supposedly has all of the exact specs I want… I rented a place off Google street view and vibes that I liked living at for 3 years so I trust my gut lol 020
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I applied for an apartment without seeing it because I’m crazy, but it’s a second floor renovated 2/2 with a layout perfect for all of my hobbies, in a near ideal location… let’s see 🙏 010
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 15/05/2025one of the things I will miss most about my Tuesday PT appointments is the tall motocross guy, this last week we got to chatting about horror movies, specifically the Terrifier series because my PT brought up loving Saw when she was needling me but said she hates clowns lmao 100
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I’m being forced to use AI for a simple use case and I hate it, it’s not even good enough at this basic thing to be useful but yet we force it through because it’s en vogue 100
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 13/05/2025if you ever need a straight shot of pure joy, watch Jon Batiste videos 000
Reposted by samCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 13/05/2025"fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit" is a phrase that makes me feel like maybe i've passed away and all the news i read is all just the final neurons in my brain racing around making haphazard connections in the moments before darkness 661287225
Reposted by samonion person @junlper.beer · 13/05/2025i don’t care if he is ruining peoples lives he is the greatest artist of our time and should be allowed to do whatever must be done 1043954265
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 13/05/2025graduated from PT today because my back pain is down to nominal, kinda sad because I love the PTs I’ve been working with and will miss them! 110
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I want to pick up Cult of the Lamb again but the randomly generated weapons always frustrate me, just let me have an axe!! 110
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Happy Mother’s Day youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM?...youtu.beMotherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)YouTube video by thelonelyisland 020
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 11/05/2025was talking to my mom about hating socks the other day and she was like, I don’t remember you hating socks… woman y’all punished us for complaining so of course I masked all of my sensory issues that I knew would get me in trouble 🙄 110
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 11/05/2025the notes I am putting on things in my apartment hunt are stupid but yes I am counting closets 000
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 09/05/2025my evening plans: new Grey’s Anatomy, new Taskmaster, finishing The Eternautmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit says i just love television so muchAlt: a man in a suit says “i just love television so much” 030
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 09/05/2025gonna do a paint by numbers kit this weekend to heal from my pottery wheel debacle, better than spending $200 on Woobles crochet kits like last time 🥴 020
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I’ve been noticing some idiosyncrasies with my pottery wheel and this week have been emailing with the company, then suddenly today the pedal stopped working right, only speeds are 100%, 80%, and sometimes it will decide to slow to near stop and then speed up again ☹️ 100
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I got sucked into the scrolling vortex and have stayed up too late 😔 many such cases 010
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 08/05/2025midnight is the witching hour where I press next episode because there’s only one more left 100
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Fiona Apple the woman that you are… I hope people SEE this youtu.be/ki1nvcNbYH8?...youtu.beFiona Apple - Pretrial (Let Her Go Home) (Official Music Video)YouTube video by fionaappleVEVO 100
Reposted by samFilm Crave @filmcrave.bsky.social · 07/05/2025It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥 332101842041
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I’m staring at a near empty bag of Gardettos trying to be cool about it but all it takes is the person saying “hey heads up I had some Gardettos” and I wouldn’t feel like I’m fighting for my life because I wanted my snack and my snack was gone! 110
