Reposted by samCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope 12998145
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 26/08/2025reconnecting with old buds over Chuck like he would have fucking wanted 🤝 120
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I’ve watched many videos of just the straight up TRASH everywhere there; it really does seem like Disneyworld for the most divorced 120
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 20/07/2025I’m glad they’re getting you in earlier at least! I got a bunch of testing and diagnostic imaging bumped up and more accessible after going to the ER last year, sucks to be in the hospital for any reason but at least it adds some urgency for the imaging 🙏 110
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 15/07/2025me to me: no it’s okay you haven’t put the TV up babe we just moved in 8 days ago let’s go see a movie and then come home and watch another movie in bed while eating a scrumptious dinner 040
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 10/07/2025me when I get to assemble furniture, these new bedside tables won’t know what hit emmedia.tenor.comIt'S All Going According To Plan... GIFAlt: Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants rubbing his hands together with an evil or mischievous look 020
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 10/07/2025throwback Thursday to 10 years ago white water rafting with my parents and some family friends 💕 it was a good time and I want to do it again! 020
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 10/07/2025box hell is tough, I have a LOT of unpacking and organizing to do and not fully enough physical energy to handle it, but I have a short list of primary needs to work on, like the kitchen… today I am tackling the kitchen boxes 📦 030
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I slept on a blanket bed on the floor for two nights but finally finished my bed frame yesterday and had a great sleep last night! it was hard to leave bed today though lol 140
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 10/07/2025god I love IKEA, it’s my favorite circle of hell I can’t lie, when I die send me to that circle pls 020
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 07/07/2025this is shocking honestly, like 3+ months to talk about test results that have ANYTHING to discuss is crazy! blood work especially could be totally different after that much time too 110
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 07/07/2025that’s CRAZY… and made me remember my doctors office never contacted me about my last bloodwork at all! good thing I watch for the results in the portal myself so I saw them when they came in but damn it did not used to be like this? were you able to see the results before they contacted you? 110
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 07/07/2025moving day. doing my best to remain unstressed by channeling the serenity of Brie enjoying the morning sun ☀️ 050
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I’ve been sick with negative appetite for days and this finally made me feel something 🙏 020
Reposted by samFelicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 25/06/2025raise your hand if you're not in NYC but you're following the mayoral election out of a desperate need to believe that good things are possible 70198882450
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 20/06/2025can’t speak to literal material differences but my theory is there really isn’t any, I’m looking at a $250 hybrid mattress shipped in a box with like 2000 reviews over 4.5 star avg 🤷♀️ 010
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I’m about to buy a mattress around that price point, going with a hybrid though for the support, I really don’t think there’s a difference beyond branding, I think mattresses used to be sold like car dealership style hence markup 110
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 18/06/2025when the side character with bad vibes and no lines turns out to be the killer in a whodunnit and I called it from episode one by vibes onlymedia.tenor.coma man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointingAlt: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing 010
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025just got followed into my neighborhood by a big pickup truck flashing their brights at me and it was frightening 😬 I’m not quick to assume that kind of thing but it was extremely weird 010
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025does anyone ACTUALLY mount their curtains close to the ceiling? I want to know if it really does look good because I’ve never done it and I have the opportunity with the new apartment, but it would require buying new longer curtains 000
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I have literally no memory of these mixes, I only know like 5 songs out of 32, 99% sure I did not make these (lacking my vibe) but have no clue who did?? what a mystery 000
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 29/05/2025had an adventure in my car glove box yesterday, where I had CDs from a decade ago… wanted to get in there because I knew I had The Electric Lady by Janelle Monáe, on which there is a song with Prince that is not available to stream… it started pouring while I was in the car but found a fun hoard! 110
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 29/05/2025fair! artificial sweeteners and I are not buddies so I’ll have to trust you lol but I think that does prove your point the sweetness is key more than the fat content 010
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 29/05/2025ugh non fat yogurt has always grossed me out and this is why!! the fat and sweet cut that highly acidic flavor for sure, I think even whole fat plain is better but it def needs a sweet element 120
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 22/05/2025there’s always a little freak in my brain changing the radio station or skipping tracks in the playlist, so today I’ve had both Doja Cat’s Go to Town and Jimmy Buffet’s Come Monday stuck in my head 000
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I have felt this way about my lab work for a while too, recently had to decline a medication because it was counter-indicated by some of my numbers and the doctor didn’t even think to ask or check 🙄 010
Reposted by samLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/05/2025‘White’ is not an ethnic group it’s basically a political ideology so it can’t be genocided anyway. 572110378
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 21/05/2025media.tenor.coma man is sitting at a desk in an office holding a hammer .Alt: a man is sitting at a desk in an office smashing a cell phone on the desk with a hammer 010
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I also need to do some handbuilding to remember I still know how to make things when throwing isn’t going well 😂 010
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 21/05/2025thanks for the recommendation! I’ve been troubleshooting my learning curve and I knew that most videos are sped up but have realized that still puts unreasonable expectations in my head even to watch it, so I need to watch more real time for sure 110
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 21/05/2025they scratch the same itch and neither one is really more highbrow/lowbrow than the other at the end of the day 🤔 100
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 21/05/2025gotta start watching pottery throwing videos on less than 1x speed because I think watching sped up vids is part of my problem, I’m trying to replicate something that is literally not real, even 1x speed is too fast for me I must go slooooooow 130
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 21/05/2025maybe if the wait for the GP is long you can leverage the ER visit now? getting healthcare is the thing that makes me go full karen lol 000
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 21/05/2025wtf that’s crazy ☹️ I’m sure they told you to go to your GP again huh? 🙄 000
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 20/05/2025why did you break up and move out? after over a year he couldn’t respect the DIRTY/CLEAN magnet on the dishwasher 030
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 20/05/2025AI is like Taylor Swift for me specifically. I like a couple songs. I understand why the proliferation. I think it’s still worse than most other options. I fear but do not think we yet understand the environmental ramifications. 010
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I do backwards pomodoro technique, 15 mins of work and then 45 mins of fuckaround time (if you are affiliated with my employer please note this is a joke on a joke website for jokes, I am of course referring to working on my chores in my free time) 041
sam @samsquantch.bsky.social · 20/05/2025oh no! hope they’re able to help you both short and long term, I had a weekend ER stay after Thanksgiving last year and it actually got me a bunch of referrals I needed all at once, unrelated to why I was even there, so kinda worked out? 000
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