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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/10/2026
GOLDY ON
SEPTEMBER 30TH
GOLDY ON
OCTOBER 1ST
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s about how the Earth is round but the moon is flat
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
With @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark’s return tonight, gonna go ahead and repost this old banger of the crew talking about Lowell Galindo’s excellent call of JP Pickles’s name
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Baylor goes for the 2 points and the win only to get stopped agonizingly short
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 05/09/2026
STEP ASIDE, POORS
Paydirt Pete with top hat and monocle
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
W/NBA fans are operating on a different creative x absolutely deranged level than otherfans
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/09/2026
When 3M scientist Kris Hansen discovered that a chemical the company produced was in the blood of the general public, her bosses questioned her work. Yet all along, some people inside the company had known the same thing. Listen to this excerpt:
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 05/09/2026
If you aren’t familiar with Boise State’s Maddux Madsen and his siblings.
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MADDUX MADSEN SIBLING NAMES
BASEBALL PLAYERS NAMED AFTER
MICK
MICKEY MANTLE
MCGWIRE
MARK McGWIRE
MAYS
WILLIE MAYS
MURPHY
DALE MURPHY
MACEE JOE
JOE DIMAGGIO
MADDUX NAMED AFTER GREG MADDUX
REE STRITE
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Roto BOOOOO-tor @rototudor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
All you need to know
The longhorn hydration chart
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ICE approved the shock gloves for the shock troops.
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ICE awards $16.7M contract to buy 6,000 pairs of gloves that deliver electric shocks
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has awarded a $16.7 million contract to purchase 6,000 pairs of gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks, saying officers would use them to control deta...
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 21/08/2026
This Child Has No Honor
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matthew @pahuski.com · 10/08/2026
The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition
Ad in The Onion: a stock photo of a man holding his neck in pain, with the United Healthcare logo and the text: “Walk it off.”
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The obsession with making elections a referendum on Hassan Piker reminds me of this
An Onion poll on "Who is our favorite Commedia dell'Arte character?"
Columbine 0%
Scaramouche 0%
Pulcinella 0%
Pantalone 0%
il Dottore: 0%
Don't know: 100%
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
DiJonai's reaction to the flagrant two
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Olivia Miles goes between the legs on a drop pass to Kayla McBride for 3
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
MN Lynx coach Cheryl Reeves today, while her team won the game
WNBA coach Cheryl Reeves of the MN Lynx, wearing a shirt that says “Trans Kids Belong”
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I had a ton of expired Skittles from Halloween ‘16 and they wouldn’t let me send those to hospitals either!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
breathtaking
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In local news
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⚜️ Royal Blood ⚜️ @royalblood1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
✨ Arches National Park, Utah 🇺🇸 by Elliot McGucken
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
classic Tim Robinson skit setup —date is going ok —guy suggests adding hot sauce to their shared food —accidentally makes his own food too hot —date briefly comments on it —guy becomes obsessed with idea that his date thinks he can't handle spice and takes matters into his own hands
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It’s the Great Pumpkin, Annaham! @annaham.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I know, I should shut up about @theonion.com subscriptions already but the hard copy version is just incredible
Hard copy of The Onion’s most recent monthly edition, with text One Nation Over God overlaid on an American flag print. Bottom red text in box: Printed with the blood of true American patriots
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Took like 3 months to become the WNBA’s #1 must-watch player
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The kid Mbappé takes a picture with at the beginning of the video is significantly closer in height to Mbappé than Mbappé is to Wembanyama
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Things I never thought I would type: look at how they greeted the Algerian team arriving back at the DoubleTree in Lawrence, Kansas
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Micah Buuck @mbuuck.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
🛒🛢️🛢️🛢️🦈🏹🅿️🧳🛖👕👕🐅
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
govawls tbh
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I mean you could have done Snoopy
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy birthday to John Brown, you can argue with his methods but you can’t deny that fighting with a sword in the age of guns was scary as fuck and also awesome
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Related 15th anniversary
Terry Rozier tweet:
Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!
11:10 PM • 2011-05-01
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Karl-Anthony Towns since the premiere of The Devil Wears Prada 2 —17.3 ppg —13.0 rpg —7.5 apg —7th + 8th triple-doubles in Knicks playoff history —3.6 blocks+steals/game —62.1 eFG% —74.0 true shooting% —OffRTG 130.1, DefRTG 94.7 —plus/minus of 84 in 125 minutes
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
hi EDSBSCharityBowl.com
Raised so far
$900,167
Our Goal
$1,000,000
Total Donors
2706
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
An all-timer for "He was still in the league?!"
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Nick Benson @ottergoose.net · 21/04/2026
70 Minnesota children. Delta Air Lines, who likely flew nearly all of these kiddos out of MSP, could publicly condemn this and end the practice tomorrow, as the airlines did in 2018 with family separation, but it’s easier to stay silent.
sahanjournal.com
ICE detained more than 70 Minnesota children, data reveals
Immigration officials detained more than 70 Minnesota children between Dec. 1 and March 10, a Sahan analysis of court records and federal deportation data shows.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
No one has ever been cooler than Masayoshi Takanaka
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Woman Walking in an Exotic Forest, by Henri Rousseau, 1905, via @garrett_TFE
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/04/2026
no offense to the hungarian people but i’m sorry, the idea that hungary is some last bastion of “western civilization” is absurd. can’t overstate how much this post-liberal, national conservative nonsense makes you sound like a putz
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 05/04/2026
After several misses Red Panda, visibly frustrated but determined to get it, finally nails it gets one of the biggest cheers of the night.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
imagine if i happened to be a trillionaire and bought twitter and 80% of the stuff on the site was just about big pants. you couldn't escape it. just an endless deluge of big pants propaganda
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Brian Pickett @website.cool · 05/04/2026
Always a delight to watch a sports trophy fall apart during a celebration. Thank you NBL
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Naomi @naomicath.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.
Two pictures of the pillsbury dough boy: once is on a purple background with the caption “he is risen! happy Easter!”, and the other is tan and brown, similar to a cracker, on a white background saying “he is not! Happy Passover!”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ouch. “Within hours of the news Trump fired Bondi as AG, images began circulating of her framed portrait, unceremoniously removed from its place of honor… One photo obtained by MS NOW showed Bondi’s portrait in a trash bin.” www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...
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Hartford Yard Goats @yardgoats.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
5 months ago Braylen Wimmer had a seizure on his way to a Fall League game, and was diagnosed with a brain tumor. 18 days later, he underwent a craniotomy. Last night, Wimmer started in centerfield for the Yard Goats, and scored a run at the plate. That's guts. That's perseverance 🙌
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The stroller industry saw the absurd embiggening of passenger vehicles and decided “we can outdo them”
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 03/04/2026
The StudBudz are in the house for UConn-South Carolina 👀
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
L E B R O N H A S T E R R I B L E T A S T E
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
i went to big ass lake and everyone knew you!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 02/04/2026
THE NACHO HAT IS REAL AND $40 www.dallasnews.com/food/restaur...
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Texas Rangers unveil a hat you can eat. Yeah, you read that right
The Texas Rangers unveiled a hat you can eat during baseball games at Globe Life Field. Yeah, you read that right.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Milwaukee Messi!!!!
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