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samihiggins

@samihiggins.bsky.social
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Procurement by day. Writer at McCovey Chronicles, AuDHDer, Swiftie, cat mom (she/her)

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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 8h
some must-read end-of-season words from @bryanmurphy.bsky.social
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On losing
The San Francisco Giants lose a lot these days. What does it mean?
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 8h
Seriously. We got lightning this morning too. Like, can it just wait for the rain like normal weather? I'd rather not live in two infernos
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 10h
I think it's bad that the promotional pathway from "professional athlete" is turning into "modern-day Renfield who procures victims for Dracula"
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 10h
oh no. they're going to make me root for the braves. truly a fate no one deserves
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 10h
Zombieland and Family Guy say yes.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 21h
dog said
dog looking back at the other dogs trailing behind it.  image of usain bolt looking back at other runners trailing behind him is superimposed.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 21h
*folks, not films. this freaking phone is killing me
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 21h
Like, ultimately if folks dislike the music that's fine, I literally don't care. Art is subjective. But let's live in reality at least. I do think a lot of it was a bot driven smear campaign against films on the left. But it still alarms me just how successful it was.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 21h
and don't get me started on the lightning bolts on merch that was for a song with lightning strikes as a key lyric being interpreted as SS imagery. If I seem unhinged on here about her sometimes, it's because I've ✨seen some shit✨ in the trenches.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 21h
The discourse after her last album came out was unhinged. Describing the night sky as onyx was called racist; her looking forward to having kids that looked like her husband was called eugenics and pushing trad wife bullshit (like she hadn't already had a massively successful career on her own)
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 22h
Is it her best work? No. It wasn't meant to be. But as a long time fan of previous works like, "ME!" and a firm believer that "Opalite" is not in fact a Nazi dog whistle, but a fun, inspirational pop song for people who aren't chronically online, this ain't my first rodeo.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 22h
Oh god I just remembered I made a "Cleveland!" joke in tomorrow's BP. That's gonna get me roasted for having the audacity to like a song that other people have decided is "Bad, actually™️." And I regret nothing.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 23h
Also, I know I'm in Northern California, but why tf does it look like tornado weather out here?
A sideways picture of a bunch of juniper trees with a blue, pink and white mix of clouds, but an overall yellow glow
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 23h
Just filled my wiper fluid, changed my wipers and cabin air filter, and inflated my tires. I'm an independent woman, damnit. (That said, I did make my brother deal with the dead bird I found outside bc I do have my limits)
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just to warn y'all, I'm currently reading the original Jurassic Park. So like, keep an eye on news out of Central America I guess.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need to stop reading books I stg.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well this is an extremely bad time to have just finished this book about the worst case scenario of weaponized pneumonic plague escaping a lab in Siberia. 🤦‍♀️
A screenshot of the audiobook for "Biological War" by Annie Jacobsen
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listen. The more I get done now the less I have to do later, alright? Lol
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This might be a new world record.
A photo of two wrapped Christmas presents.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've officially changed his name from Paprika (aka Pappy) to Batman. Because *he is the night*
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*his little head looks like it's floating when he runs. I'm dying.* 😭
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I said it looks like he's wearing a sweater, but it's his *skin*. And laughed horribly hard and hurt his little feelings. *but I can't unsee it*
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My brother's poor cat! 🤦‍♀️ He forgot to specify the type of cut he wanted at the groomer, and the poor little dude got shaved.
A picture of a formerly very fluffy black cat who is now shaved up to the head with fur left on all of his legs
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And what lessons specifically are they taking with them?
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You're really gonna come out here after a nearly 100-loss season and say this shit with a straight face?
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get that it's kind of his job to hype up the team. But like, stop pissing on your fans and telling them it's raining. ffs.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol. lmao even. what universe is he living in
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does he not know that he's not actually on the team? It's alarming that I've already had to ask this question this season. And I feel like it's important someone lets him know what his actual job is...
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't you speak that evil into existence
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely. Like, we need a pause button to actually enjoy anything
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a lot going on. It's fair
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turns out, no. But is that going to stop me from being paranoid? Absolutely not.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, uh, if you find a bat in your house, you should probably get a rabies shot, right? Asking for a person who's having a very shit start to their day....😬
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still listen to the music from that one all the time. Ironically, I found it from the Grey's Anatomy soundtrack before I'd seen the movie.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right? How am I supposed to live, laugh, love under these conditions? 😤
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(sorry forgot alt text, it's a screenshot of the weather app showing temps in the high 90s for most of the next week and change)
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wtf is this shit? it's about to be October ffs
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
omg kids are the best. My friend's granddaughter just visited us at work and when prompted to say hi to me, she instead blurted out that she had stepped in poop. 😂
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
for fucking REAL. the depth of trauma for those undiagnosed with ADHD is real. not just the way we feel like we're constantly failing (because everyone is telling us we are) but not understanding WHY because we have no context to understand other people aren't struggling with the things we are.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was the grief, for me. Found out at 38. And felt rage at first, but then crushing grief for who I could have been if I'd at least known earlier.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She's already seen enough
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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mike Krukow forever ❤️
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
astros winning the AL West
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
ALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh ffs I put two on one side and one on the other and THAT worked.
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
no luck. I literally do not know how else to evenly spread three sheets in a washing machine. Is there some magic trick I'm missing?
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay I need help. Im once again in washing machine purgatory. I have three sheets in the washer and it keeps going off balance. I've tried spreading them out in a circle on top of each other so the weight distribution would be even, no luck. I tried putting them evenly around in a circle separately,
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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
and somehow still better than the Rockies. which is kind of frightening tbh
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Jason Brooks @jebpages.com · 27/09/2026
Now, as a treat, the Giants execs will spit in each of our faces on the way out.
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Andrew @guut88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you Krukow
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