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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 10h

My brother's poor cat! 🤦‍♀️ He forgot to specify the type of cut he wanted at the groomer, and the poor little dude got shaved.

A picture of a formerly very fluffy black cat who is now shaved up to the head with fur left on all of his legs

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

lol. lmao even. what universe is he living in

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Does he not know that he's not actually on the team? It's alarming that I've already had to ask this question this season. And I feel like it's important someone lets him know what his actual job is...

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So, uh, if you find a bat in your house, you should probably get a rabies shot, right? Asking for a person who's having a very shit start to their day....😬

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

wtf is this shit? it's about to be October ffs

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

omg kids are the best. My friend's granddaughter just visited us at work and when prompted to say hi to me, she instead blurted out that she had stepped in poop. 😂

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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026

for fucking REAL. the depth of trauma for those undiagnosed with ADHD is real. not just the way we feel like we're constantly failing (because everyone is telling us we are) but not understanding WHY because we have no context to understand other people aren't struggling with the things we are.

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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Mike Krukow forever ❤️

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Okay I need help. Im once again in washing machine purgatory. I have three sheets in the washer and it keeps going off balance. I've tried spreading them out in a circle on top of each other so the weight distribution would be even, no luck. I tried putting them evenly around in a circle separately,

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Jason Brooks @jebpages.com · 27/09/2026

Now, as a treat, the Giants execs will spit in each of our faces on the way out.

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Andrew @guut88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thank you Krukow

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Jen Kent @jencosgriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“The dodgers end up sweeping the giants…and if I was a good guy, I’d wish them luck” - Kuip #SFGiants

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just checked the score. Come on, you jerks. Win this one for Kruk.

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SW(rath 🌈🖕🏻) @toasterposey.art · 27/09/2026

I will never, ever forget that Kruk was the only person in the organization that stood ten toes down with queer fans after Pride Night. Atta babe. 🧡🖤🌈

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If I have to witness this monstrosity so do you

A screenshot of a man wearing a hat that is half 49ers, half Dodgers

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My favorite part of having reached perfection in Stardew Valley is that I can use any and every cheaty ass quality of life improving mod imaginable when I just want to have a fun playthrough and I don't feel bad about shit.

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Shared this opinion elsewhere, but wanted to share here too because I think it's a point worth making.

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ugh. I just realized I'm going to need to find a new name for my horse in this Stardew Valley playthrough. I always name it Buster. But now that would be an insult.

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

oh shit wait did they already do the Willie Mac Award? That's the only thing I still care about this season. Well, that and Kruk. 😭

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ugh. Just checked to see which teams are probably going to the playoffs. Guess it's another year where I just don't care. (no offense to your faves, it's just like the same teams as ever)

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think I finally realized the appeal of dancing with the stars. I've been paying more attention to it since one of Taylor's dancers joined. And I'm like, "oh there's a lot of people I like on there!" It's because I'm old. And they were mostly famous when I was a kid. 🤦‍♀️

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

omg Costco had these back in stock and I am so happy. Even if it's still not soup weather.

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

gdi the iced coffee bullshit made it's way here too? I hate when this shit breaches containment. Already been dodging this nonsense for a week on TikTok.

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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 25/09/2026

No but this has me fucking screaming 💀😂💀😂

Threads post that says:

A recession indicator is Taylor Swift going from writing songs about Paris and London to writing them about Florida and Cleveland

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I had an appointment with my psychiatrist last month and he asked me when the last time I actually felt truly happy was. I shamefully said "Taylor Swift concert in 2023" and he said that's a very good reason to be happy.

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sorry to add to the Taylor thread without actually attaching it to the thread. But omg "Cleveland!" is such a good fuck you to the people who like to shit on her about every little thing.

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Seriously this is like word for word. "I know he charmed your family and friends and you thought it's 'cause he loved you but it's 'cause he loved how everybody else loves him. I know it seems that he shines so bright, but he's bathing in your reflected light, on a free solo social climb"

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

omg I didn't realize she and I share the same narcissistic ex boyfriend. 😂

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

TikTok is so cute. I paused on an ad for guillotine earrings and now it thinks I want to see more earrings. ✨I want to see more guillotines✨

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've written my last article of this godawful 2026 Giants season. I've done it. I survived. ✨I'm free✨

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I fear we are quickly reaching the most dangerous part of AI, wherein everyone starts assuming content they disagree with politically is AI, and content that they agree with is real. Neither side seems to care about having any kind of shared reality. And that's going to keep me up tonight.

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I see the Giants are faring about as I expected this weekend. Actually, slightly better. So, good for them I guess.

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It brings me no pleasure to heckle Buster Posey but he deserves it

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So, uh, if you happened to hear yelling/screaming and breaking glass from your neighbor's open kitchen window, are you supposed to call the cops? Like, I could clearly hear the husband yelling in Tagalog, but I don't understand it well enough to know what he was saying.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When the bestie is a Mets fan

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Aaaaand now I'm leading a one-woman, one-bewildered-cat show through my house to "Downtown" bc life is shit but at least we have a decent musician who stands up for what's right and makes the cheesiest campy bangers.

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If I'm going to hell y'all are coming with me www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUbLLq59/

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I am once again begging people to stop falling for the rage bait shit. The only reason that stupid fucking ad was made was to piss people off and get engagement. Don't take the bait. Or they're just going to keep making more.

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