samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Also, I know I'm in Northern California, but why tf does it look like tornado weather out here? 010
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Well this is an extremely bad time to have just finished this book about the worst case scenario of weaponized pneumonic plague escaping a lab in Siberia. 🤦♀️ 200
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I've officially changed his name from Paprika (aka Pappy) to Batman. Because *he is the night* 040
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My brother's poor cat! 🤦♀️ He forgot to specify the type of cut he wanted at the groomer, and the poor little dude got shaved. 120
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026omg Costco had these back in stock and I am so happy. Even if it's still not soup weather. 210
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026oh gdi I left out the best part bc this shit is just as accurate and way more important. 000
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026omg I didn't realize she and I share the same narcissistic ex boyfriend. 😂 120
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me, a Giants fan, watching champagne watch in the very very far distance: 010
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Let's go Firebells!! I'd love to watch, but no ESPN+. 😔 120
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026wtf is this shit? I hatched a shiny Bulbasaur, which is supposed to mean it's a different color. I didn't realize "a slightly different shade of the exact same color" counted as shiny. Shenanigans! I call shenanigans!! 010
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Oh no. Is the lobster too buttery and the steak too tender? 🤦♀️ 100
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026When your brother works the night shift so you send him all the best gossip 020
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Why yes, yes I do finally have a decision on what my favorite song is. Darren Criss, Jeremy Jordan, Carlos Valdes and John Barrowman? It's like they shined a light inside my skull and created this entire crossover event just for me, specifically. 100
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I got this today and I'm so enraged. You're telling me the rest of you people just get to stand and like walk and sit and all of that without being in severe pain all the time? Just out here living life on easy mode? This is infuriating. 130
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Pro tip for your next pool party: put a pop up IN the pool. Genius. And super helpful for those of us who burn at even the mention of sunlight 140
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026omg I've never noticed that until you said something but that's great! 140
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Also, me right now. But it was already in my fridge. Because it always will be. 130
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Oh wait that means I owe the cat tax. Here you go! 000
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026it was nice of them to alert the creeps outside who've been stalking the place all day. 100
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 24/06/2026hell of a way to wake up when you didn't yet realize you were already late to work too 000
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026On behalf of the city, the feeling is not mutual, asshole. And of course it was all about spreading the bigotry. Just like any other disease. 13495
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Oh no, I sure hope there aren't any Giants pitchers around. Wouldn't want to scare them. 🙄 0121
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Taylor's out here single-handedly restoring my good weekend vibes tonight 100
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Hello. This is the most recent addition to our outside kitty club. I've named her Penelope. I just put a cooling mat out for her and she is pleased. 150
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Can't wait for the Rockies to win tonight and drag the Giants down to fifth place. 🙃 100
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 25/04/2026If someone doesn't hit splash hit 109 today I'm going to be pissed. It would be such a wasted opportunity 020
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Three weeks later, I've finally found my large, sleepy son!! 😍 110
samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 26/03/2026No one at my house laughed at this so I'm sharing here. As I was leaving for work this morning, I put this hat on and said "alright, I'm off to catch 'em all" At least I make myself laugh. 020