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Sam-31-Married-She/Her ☀️♌🌙♎⭐♋ ✨𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂✨ 📚: The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien 🍂 📺: One Piece 🏴‍☠️ 🎮: Luigi's Mansion 3 👻

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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 6h
hmm
Description from Biddy Tarot:

UPRIGHT: Authority, establishment, structure, a father figure
REVERSED: Domination, excessive control, lack of discipline, inflexibility

The Emperor Description

If The Empress is the Mother archetype of the Tarot deck, The Emperor is the Father. He sits upon a large stone throne, adorned with four rams’ heads (symbolic of his connection with Aries and the planet Mars). In his right hand, The Emperor holds an ankh, the Egyptian symbol of life, and in his left is an orb representing the world over which he rules.

He wears a red robe, indicative of his power, passion, and energy for life. Underneath it, he wears a suit of armor, suggesting that he is protected from any threat (and any emotional response or vulnerability). His long white beard is symbolic of his age-old wisdom and experience, and along with his gold crown, he is an authority figure who demands to be heard.

Behind his throne looms a tall, impenetrable mountain range, signifying that he is backed by a solid foundation but resistant to making any changes unless he deems it necessary. Beneath the peaks flows a small river, giving some hope that despite his tough exterior, he is still an emotional being – it will just take a lot of digging and trust to open him up to his softer side.
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 6h
I had a dream that the bathroom in my basement (I don't have a basement) was haunted and I couldn't use it because the ghost was really mean :/
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 17h
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soon… [ #art #illustration #mothkittens ]
A very fluffy moth man moth kitten.
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luigi affirmations @luigiaffirmations.bsky.social · 21h
A screenshot of Luigi holding a glittering, bright orb of light. The orb is edited to contain text, that reads "do not let thoughts of darkness dampen the light within your soul"
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 22h
This site is held together with band-aids and silly string
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sent a "please see attachment" email forgor to attach attachment
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Namztaes Sad in the Rain
Alt: A guy looking out a rainy car window, tracing the rain with his finger wistfully
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
aaaaaaa
a black cat with its mouth wiiiiide open (probably yawning, maybe screaming) with a white wall of text behind it "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've already done my major project for the day and it took me less than an hour. I think I'm going to pretend to keep working on it so my boss doesn't get any ideas 😒
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Tired Kid Napping by Carousel
Alt: A kid holding onto a toy carousel with one hand and being dragged around face down with it
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't feel ready to go back to work this week 🥲
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I fear my friend is getting me back into dead by daylight 😵‍💫
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lily🌱 @owlylly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
beasts come out for autumn
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yoooooo I finally made M20 on Greengrass!! 🥳
Screenshot of Pokemon Sleep showing a master ball with a 20 next to it on a gold and orange ribbon saying "Master 20: Snorlax's rating went up!"
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I slept in until 7:30 and I feel better today 😊 still kinda sleepy though 😂
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought I'd be over it but I'm actually not over it so I'm gonna rant about it here because this is my diary 😂
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me refreshing the skyline because im bored but i dont wanna do my job today
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Darla from Finding Nemo Poking
Alt: Finding Nemo gif, Darla tapping on the fish tank's glass from the point of view of the poor fish
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Jen~ ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ @m000sey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mareeeep! 💗 #pokemon #pokemonart #fanart
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes my hair just does this annoying little flip thing no matter what I do to it. I dried it curled under with a hair dryer and a round brush today and it's already back to this 🫠 hashtag face reveal
A scratchily-drawn stick figure head with a :/ face, on a black background with medium length white scribble hair. The hair flips upwards on both ends and red arrows point to the flips to show the annoying hair criminals described in the post
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My husband got up a little after I did so we ended up watching the first episode of my hero academia and I think we're gonna detour to that for a little while 🥹
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jojo before work 🧡
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Jjba Jojo'S Bizarre Adventure
Alt: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure gif, all of the protagonists are there kind of shaking their shoulders dancing, and at the end of the line there's a human looking Iggy, dancing in the same way 😂
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Pagan @paintingpagan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, I realized I mentioned putting my pit fiend up for auction, but I never shared the link. If you're in the market for a hand painted Pit Fiend modeled after Lucille from Descent into Avernus, and want to help fight Alzhimers, the link is in the replies.
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I ate a Ton of grillo pickles and now my tummy is Fucked Up
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A little embarrassed that I've been liking some people's posts and I just found out they unfollowed me at some point oops lol
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For some godforsaken reason, the tiny store I work at has an online order/pickup service, and this morning people have been like
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Tim Robinson: 55 Burgers, 55 Fries Sketch
Alt: Tim Robinson in a drive thru, yelling frantically at the order board from his car "55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, 155 taters"
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☠🏴‍☠️Mutiny After Midnight 🏴‍☠️☠ @railroadofsin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mafa mmmm
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❀SeveredSpirit❀ @spiritsevered.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Quote with your Blue Art! 😍💙💠✨️
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want to live in a place where I can wear big chunky sweaters for more than two months of the year
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Spongebob Squarepants Singing Performance
Alt: Spongebob Squarepants gif, SpongeBob singing into a mic and leaning all up onto a guy wearing a striped sweater
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
"damn I hope I make it to work by 5am" --me getting into my car at 5:04am 😭 lucky me, no one else is here this early so I won't catch shit for it ✨
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yooooo someone left this on my keyboard after I was gone yesterday 😂
"I did that" sticker sitting on a keyboard
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we got more ants :( one last hurrah before they all freeze to death this coming winter I suppose 🤞
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Mallory Archer: Do You Want Ants?
Alt: Archer gif, Mallory Archer saying "Do you want ants? Because that's how people get ants."
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gatorstooth 🐊 @gatorstooth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hallowgoomy
three goomy with halloween themes. the first is a jack o lantern, the second is a bat, the third is frankensteins monster
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I went halloween shopping with my little sister and we got some cool festive shirts 😁 I couldn't find anything for a costume though, so the search continues 🫡 I'd kill for a Spirit here 😭
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
QTP with a gif of your favorite pokemon! (wrong answers only) Vegeta! It's a Chiaotzu!
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Chiaotzu Counting Fingers in Dragon Ball Z
Alt: Chiaotzu Counting Fingers in Dragon Ball Z
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mario when SEGA cancels the Sonic franchise
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
our secretary at work: I like all kinds of music, I'll listen to anything! also her: *changes the music to the same shitty country playlist every morning* 😒
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
forgot earbuds at home :( day ruined :(
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Eeyore in the Rain - Winnie The Pooh
Alt: Winnie The Pooh gif, Eeyore slumped over depressedly, sitting under his own personal rain cloud
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
goals
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
Tumblr screenshot

(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
breathe out a bit
psyduck floating in a lake at twilight, no text
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guppies @guppies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the soup demons are telling me to make soup rn 😈
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Kelseypaintz @kelseypaintz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spam Musubi 🌟
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm gonna be so real with you guys, I just opened my water bottle for the first time today 🥀
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Be Good - Gator Days
Be Good - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Gustopher - Alligator boy.
 
Hannah - Goat - Gustopher's classmate.
 
Transcript

Panel 1

Setting - In the schoolyard during lunch.

Gustopher and Hannah are sitting on a bench. Gustopher is looking at one of his tests while Hannah is eating a sandwich.

Gustopher: I got a C again. How did you do?

Hannah: I got an A.

Panel 2

Gustopher leans back with a look of mild frustration.

Gustopher: How did you get to be so good at everything.

Hannah stops eating and gets caught up in her thoughts for a moment.

Panel 3

Hannah starts to frown as she has one repeating thought.

Hannah (thinking): I HAVE TO BE GOOD! I HAVE TO BE GOOD! I HAVE TO BE GOOD!

Panel 4

Hannah just looks down at her sandwich and tries to ignore her thoughts.

Hannah: I don't know.
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one of my coworkers uses sooooo much perfume that I used the restroom while she was in there too and now I smell like her 😂
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samus🎃 @samaran95.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
decided to treat my body to some fresh, in-season produce
The inside of a bag of Brach's Mellowcreme Pumpkins (basically candy corn but pumpkin shaped/colored)
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