my brother said this in the sibling group chat so I thought I'd be funny send that pic and 🥲 stopped the convo 🥲
posting here because I still think I'm hilarious
![Screenshot of discord with pfps and users whited out
"My feedback on breath of the wild so far
The old man at the beginning sucks and i'm glad it turned out he was dead."
[Picture of Princess Zelda from botw with a speech bubble making it look like she said that last message]
...
Okay maybe its not all that funny but I'm validation seeking because my siblings think I'm lame 😂](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mxaaadhx732oqfvh3jslbkeb/bafkreidycnjcgfghilcz5hhyt2g7yph5rkdbvt5lyievfig2y4r5m5kip4)
samus-x
@samaran95.bsky.social
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Sam-31-Married-She/Her ☀️♌🌙♎⭐♋ ✨𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂✨ 📚: The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien 🍂 📺: One Piece 🏴☠️ 🎮: Luigi's Mansion 3 👻
![Born to: [three paintings of bomb-ass wizards doing sick wizard shit]
Forced to: [a person angrily biting their laptop, microsoft excel, a gallon sized mug of coffee, five different alarms all set starting at 6am till 9am]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mxaaadhx732oqfvh3jslbkeb/bafkreibyacwalbeooed7zlmvjluu6736jctcubczirknfagtycturd4wri)
![The "nah... maybe?" meme of a person making a disgusted face in the first panel and then an "I'm listening kind of face in the next.
W-
-ork through my issues [>:(]
-itchcraft [:o]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mxaaadhx732oqfvh3jslbkeb/bafkreicavxsnrw3topge5w6bopualoedu553gbzn6kw43nu67wvltgqtiy)
![Screenshot of bluesky int:
First user: fuck Gerard Butler, marry Russell Crowe in Gladiator, kill Brad[dd] Pitt in Troy
Braddd Pitt quoting the first post: Thanks for leaving a text. You seem to be a good fan of mine... (Proceeds to ask for a follow and DM)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mxaaadhx732oqfvh3jslbkeb/bafkreiabhwehzfslc2n2naqtufkjg27rbd6epaoey4lwr2mcsmwlzs2gui)
![Twitter joke post
username cut off: Nintendo has fucking ruined Metroid [side by side of Dread Samus with some cheeks, and Ravenous Samus without said cheeks]
username "Samus the Hunter" replying to above post: THEY TOOK MY ASS I CANT SHIT](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mxaaadhx732oqfvh3jslbkeb/bafkreiftopqbu3ylygd2fi4pninpmhk2nscttevz2yfnzam4sj3jern564)
!["Session 1"
Panel 1: [Slappy the clown holding juggling sticks wearing an admiral hat and clown paint on his face]
DM: Okay so your name is Slaphappy Jack?
Slappy: Slappy for short.
DM: and you're a firbolg barbarian who was..."
Slappy: Raised by clowns, yes.
DM: ...okay sure.
Panel 2: [the party fighting a troll in the background, Slappy holding a pie and smiling mischievously]
DM: Slappy, you're up. What do you do?
Slappy: I pie the troll.
DM: okay just so we're clear you mean an actual pie? And you just HAVE one of those?
Slappy: 12, actually. Banana creams. They're on my sheet.
"Session 40"
Panel 3: [Slappy holding up a crushing trick wall as his companions scramble to safety]
Slappy: The whole temple's coming down! You have to get the phylactery out of here NOW!
Dwarf companion: No Slappy, not without you!
Slappy: GO, damn you!
Panel 4: [a triton (is that the name for that race?) companion caresses Slappy's cheek and they sadly look into each other's eyes]
Pacifica: Slappy, I...
Slappy: I know, Pacifica. I've always known.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mxaaadhx732oqfvh3jslbkeb/bafkreie2grfw5szupk3ej3nrjsbadkommfpmdy32w5iyqzdovlyiyizjne)
