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Sam-31-Married-She/Her ☀️♌🌙♎⭐♋ ✨𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂✨ 📚: The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien 🍂 📺: One Piece 🏴‍☠️ 🎮: Luigi's Mansion 3 👻

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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 2h
Born to: [three paintings of bomb-ass wizards doing sick wizard shit]

Forced to: [a person angrily biting their laptop, microsoft excel, a gallon sized mug of coffee, five different alarms all set starting at 6am till 9am]
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 4h
Trigger warning blood

A leopard (idk if it's a leopard or jaguar but I'm pretty sure it's not a cheetah idk my big cats 😭) staring wide eyed into the camera with its latest kill coloring its muzzle bright red. "i am just a girl"
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 4h
gotta catch em all 🫡😂
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 4h
"normalise letting me disappear into the void for 3-5 business days"

A grainy picture of the woods with an ethereal pink figure standing between the trees
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 5h
The "nah... maybe?" meme of a person making a disgusted face in the first panel and then an "I'm listening kind of face in the next.

W-

-ork through my issues [>:(]

-itchcraft [:o]
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 5h
Stylized painting of a black bear standing upright and wearing a camping backpack, with a mountainous forest landscape in the background. Handwritten over the painting in white paint, it says "'I can't bear it anymore' *keeps bearing it*"
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 5h
I shall now journal about my current mental health through the medium of Internet Memes™️
"I'm tired of working on myself, I will now be unapologetically insane" pic of raccoons baring their teeth and hissing with fire in the background
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 6h
"this wouldn't have existed without AI anyway, it's not taking away any potential jobs or opportunities" if you do not have the willingness or drive to make something without AI, then it shouldn't exist AI is built off of stolen labor. Want art? Do or fund the labor.
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 7h
I will be a happier person this week ✨
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 9h
It gets worse, just wait 😂 I hate this game so much haha
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 9h
i slept like butt 🫩
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 9h
Did you also notice that she's much shorter than all the federation guys even when she's in her power suit 😂😭
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 19h
Agreed! And the music!!! I love how it never let up on that oppressive creep vibe, just creepy stalker vibes the entire movie *chef's kiss*
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 19h
👍💯🤯 there's a reason these are all classics 😂
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 21h
Glad I watched Friday the 13th before this, spoiling the plot twist of another movie smh 😒😂
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 21h
Okay now I'm gonna watch Scream because I haven't seen that one EITHER 😂 really catching up on my spooky pop culture this season
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 21h
It was intense!! Good horror, fun to watch, 10/10
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 21h
I liked it! Very creepy 😭
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 23h
watching Halloween (the og) for the first time as my spooky movie for the day 🎃
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 23h
Of course! Youre awesome 🫶🥰 And you're right, I should 😂 I'm not very confident though so I definitely need a lot of practice haha
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Light ✨ @nicolalujelly.satan.social · 05/10/2026
✨ #promosky ✨ ❤️+🔁 appreciated Want more moots to chat with 🫶🏼 Nico ♡ 32 ♡ Aquarius ♡ INFP 📍 Okinawa, Japan 💻Anime AoT, JJK, Oshi, etc. 🎮Games Overwatch, P5, PW:AA, etc. 📚Reading (Jp/En) 📺YouTube 🌸Ariana Grande 🍔Food 🎲D&D 💉Tattoo 🃏Tarot ✨Spiritual Come say hi in the comments! 🥰
Close-up car selfie with pink eyeshadow, silver glitter, bold black winged eyeliner and pink lipstick. My long brown hair falls over one shoulder, with bangs framing my face. I’m wearing a colorful beaded “MEOW” necklace and a black Animal Crossing graphic T-shirt.
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Bee @lesbiyapper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been slacking on #promosky so here's Octobers. Hiya, I am Bee! 🐝 She/her, 25, Married & Lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻 Some of the things I enjoy! 🍁 Studio Ghibli 🍁 Fortnite 🍁 Cozy games 🍁 Anime 🍁 Music (open to almost any genre) 🍁 Horror Films & Video Games 🍁 Sanrio 🍁 Cats 🍁 Traveling And so much more!
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Trick 'r Treat: Sam Movie Poster
ALT: Trick 'r Treat: Sam Movie Poster
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meme from Over the Garden Wall, a picture of the highway man standing menacingly. Text reads “"im gay"
"'Im straight"
ok?? I'm the Highwayman??! make ends meet?? Just like any man?? work with my hands??”
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah 😭😭
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
good morning, I'm real again 🥲
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday!! 🥳🎂🎉
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Jojjo 🦇 @juicepaket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
october #promosky 🎃 i'm jo or jojjo, 32 y/o, swedish 🇸🇪 and: 🧸 i collect cute things 🔪 i like horror media of any kind ⚡ i'm currently loving pokémon (i especially love mewtwo, and mew) 📖 i'm getting into reading again 🎮 video gaaamessss~ ❤️ making new friends is fun i hope we can get along :o)
sylvanian ghost kittyelvira next to a skeleton, gasping
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm not real today, please check back tomorrow youtu.be/8ws-49HHK60
youtu.be
A Mask of My Own Face
YouTube video by Lemon Demon again. - Topic
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't think so, she's never given that vibe and I also thiiiiink she's atheist, but I could be wrong about that The cashiers think they should be in charge of the music because they're held captive under a speaker, so they've gotten really outspoken about their music preferences the past year 😂
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
:/
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They ARE, and I'm afraid it's rubbing off onto me and I'm becoming insufferable by being in close contact all the time 😬 I have to keep doing the job search or I'll go even crazier haha
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just watched the tom cruise the mummy, so sad to learn he ruined the potential Dark Universe 😭
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you! 😄 It's always a good rewatch 😁
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Actually won with my stupid goblin gambling deck again 🥹 seems it only works when there's at least two other players and also they ignore me the whole game and do things to each other that benefit me greatly 🥲
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Gambling Machine Drawing
Alt: Crudely drawn stick figure jumping on a button that triggers a slot machine to spin, continuously coming up all Xs (I dont know gambling jargon im culturally mormon lol)
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
for real, if he ever started a cult I'd probably join it 🤷
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
anyway I think I'm gonna finally start spn s4 this weekend, just mute me entirely at this point 😂
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't think I have good taste in music, I just dabble in a lot and really like making playlists But the people I work with... It's like they only want to consume the musical equivalent of plain cheerios and that's it. Also everyone else only gets plain cheerios. Plain cheerios for everyone wooo!!
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Literally 😂😭 that was the point I was like "oh, this isn't a serious conversation"
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Kermit The Frog Freakout
Alt: Kermit The Frog in front of a red curtain, he's freaking out as he's pulled stage right (or stage left? Idk not a theater kid haha)
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh also she fucking called it "the sparkly vampire movie" I'm not going to take playlist advice from someone still fighting 2009 facebook discourse
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The Good Place: Ya Basic!
Alt: The Good Place gif, Eleanor snapping and yelling at Chidi "ya basic!"
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And I was like "oh, that's a "normal" song actually. Do you just not like it?" And she goes "no, it's just not a Halloween song so I don't even know why it's on there!" And then I blacked out from the stupidity and woke up at my house with a nosebleed.
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Her LAST suggestion (there might have been more idk I left after this one) was that she wanted me to get rid of "the twilight song." And I was like... Twilight Zone? I could see that being annoying, and she was like no, the one that goes (and then she hums Full Moon from the Twilight soundtrack)
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Her second suggestion was that the density of Halloween to Normal was too skewed and we need more "normal" to balance out all the Halloween. I could add some more generic everyday stuff on there sure, but the current ratio is actually 5:1--10 hrs Halloween 5 hours "normal" ☝️🤓 so yeah, accounted for
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So her first suggestion was to get rid of Time Warp because [front end manager] REALLY hates it, to which I said "man, that REALLY sucks for HER because absolutely not" Time Warp is non-negotiable, get fucked
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Walking out the door and a coworker decided to give me her opinions on my Halloween playlist, and I am, once again, Going Through It 🤬 Seriously just mute this, I'm going off in a vent thread again 😂
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dont worry, I'm sure there's enough braddd to go around for all of us 😊
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Our Communist Bugs Bunny Meme
Alt: Shaking Bugs Bunny "our" meme with an opaque communist flag
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hilarious, I kinda want to follow them back now 😂😂
Screenshot of bluesky int:

First user: fuck Gerard Butler, marry Russell Crowe in Gladiator, kill Brad[dd] Pitt in Troy

Braddd Pitt quoting the first post: Thanks for leaving a text. You seem to be a good fan  of mine... (Proceeds to ask for a follow and DM)
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𝑺𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒕 🐈‍⬛ @thatsassynerd.com · 03/10/2026
Hi, I’m Sassy and I yap about: ✧ Gaming ✧ Music ✧ Pokémon ✧ Cats ✧ Sailor Moon ♡/↻ appreciated! #promosky
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my god you guys braddd fuckin pitt just followed me 🤩 I'd like to thank the academy... 🥹
Screenshot of bluesky user "braddd pitt" with a couple of posts of "braddd" asking fans to dm and follow "him"

lol, lmao
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WORK SUCKS I KNOW
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samus-x @samaran95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have to socialize tonight so I need to chill 😅 been singing out loud to all the loudspeaker songs and that's actually helped more than anything
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Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson Listening to Music
Alt: Parks and Rec gif, Ron Swanson wearing white headphones and nodding serenely
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