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Sam Jenkins

@samaldinho4.bsky.social
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Nufc sufferer. Dad. Lego enthusiast.

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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Would anyone like to actually win a fucking header 🙃 #nufc
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John D. Lewis @johndlewis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Get #NUFC folks read this. She's one of us.
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just me that thought Ramsey had a decent game?
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live Foo Fighters The Prodigy Black Keys Green Day Arctic Monkeys QOTSA BRMC The Vines Flight of the Conchords Black Honey #NUFC
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pedro porro is a little bitch
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Glen Hoddle going senile? Mental takes all through the game. Officials were shocking but what do you expect from Bobby Madley/English officials Lewis hall penalty hit is leg first (I think?) Which means it isnt a pen (unless they've changed that rule again?) #nufc
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I just said to my mate this afternoon, "Kevin Owens is popping up a lot on stuff recently, is he back soon?" #wwe
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
All hail UEFA 😅
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Sgt Angle @thekidscallmehoju.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nothing lasts forever, except these five memories I'll always keep of Howe's time at #nufc 5. Back in the Champions Lge, singing you'll never see a mackem in Milan, you'll get embarrassed they said. Burn, Longstaff, a screamer from Schar. Newcastle 4 PSG 1. We were there to have fun. And we did.
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Fabian Schar Goal: Newcastle United vs PSG
ALT: Fabian Schar Goal: Newcastle United vs PSG
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Weird news at this time in the season. I'm conflicted as I think a lot of people are. Ive been concerned about the football for a couple of seasons now, so on one hand im relieved but I do appreciate the cup win and the progress we made in cup competitions under Eddie. He goes with my respect and
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TyneSIDEwomen @tynesidewomen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Lemington Ladies urgently recruiting experienced women's football players for the 2026/27 season. Play in NFL Women's Division 2! Register today!
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Richard James Foster @richardjamesfoster.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
After training & AN AGE WAITING FOR ASSISTANCE, we see KK & ask him if we can do the interview and here it is! Our a day before the nationals. Getting a lift back to town in Terry Mac’s BM was mad. I said, “me granda won’t believe this”, he said, “you won’t see him again the way I drive, whack”.
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Parades is a grade A bellend.
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FIFA: How can we disallow this?
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finding this quite hard to stomach from a country that is bombing the shit out of other countries…
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Couldn't have happened to a better prick. Adios Enzo!
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Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney as either statler or Waldorf, no I’m not checking which one is which
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hahaha Yes Wayne 😂 #thefootball
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Time to say it again … until they’re standing in front of the East Stand holding a B&W scarf it hasn’t been done. If a story is in the media for weeks on end then there’s a strong likelihood #NUFC is being used to draw better offers.
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Three Stooges Classic Pie Face Gag
ALT: Three Stooges Classic Pie Face Gag
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Mark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The President calling other countries’ leaders, “bad people” is a convicted felon and sexual assaulter who is covering up his participation in sex trafficking ring.
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I haven't seen Ivory Coast at the World cup yet and I dont watch Bundesliga. Hoping that this guy isnt another Elanga, quick as out but only decent on the counter. Also, if he is a counter attacking player, wasnt Howe supposed to be transitioning to a possession based game? #nufc
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Haha Isak 😂
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Anyone else feel like they're going insane with this chant in the Dutch game... same chant, over and over. #worldcup
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
When the father of a murdered son makes a public statement saying "we do not want his death to be used to create further division, hatred or tension", then I believe it's incumbent on any news outlet reporting on Farage's comments to ensure people know he has chosen to disregard the family's wishes.
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Haha Sandro is in Turin watching Clash in Italy 😂 #wwe #nufc
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Climate change is real and it's happening and it's only going to get worse until everyone wakes the fuck up. By far the biggest threat to us all. We don't have another planet we can go to.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
80% of Reform's funding comes from people who avoid tax by hiding money offshore. Our idea of true patriotism is to hoard money while contributing nothing towards public services. Just ask Richard Tice.
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I hate us with a 3/5 at the back. #nufc
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Don't hackers normally take money out of your account?
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Trump's in the White House to make money and stay out of prison. It's certainly not about making ANYTHING great again
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
So the 17 breaches of the MP code of conduct that Nigel Farage was called out on in January was just a drop in an ocean.
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Carole S. @calbudgie66.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Farage is corrupt to the core and using politics to fuel his greed and lust for power. He doesn’t care one iota about the citizens of this country unless you can feed his greed. Racist and hateful, Farage is the LAST person I’d want to lead this country.🤔🤬
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This should be the only story this afternoon, 48 hours before racists get given London for the day. Self serving buffoons. news.sky.com/story/nigel-...
news.sky.com
Nigel Farage bought £1.4m property after receiving £5m gift from British crypto billionaire, Sky News learns
According to property records seen by Sky News, the purchase was completed in May 2024. Reform said the "purchase of this property commenced before the gift".
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
When was the last time we scored a direct freekick? #nufc
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Nikkibellahausen? #backlash
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Holy shit lads, some actual fight on display. #nufc
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Can PIF come watch every week? #nufc
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Unacceptable. Jonathan Ross should be in custody awaiting trial for the murder of Renée Good.
Screenshot of a Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) tweet reporting that the ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Nicole Good has been quietly relocated to another state and allowed to return to work. The embedded image shows a three-panel composite of a man's headshot, a street scene with a circled figure near a police car, and a photo of a smiling woman, with a caption reading "ICE Agent Who Shot Dead Unarmed Mom Quietly Reassigne..."
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It's very convenient that the Labour Govenrment are starting to talk about rent freezes days before an elections against the Green Party. Notice they've not actually announced it so they'll pretend it was never the plan. For real rent controls & council housing - Vote Green.
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Now.. very slowly for those at the back… Who wins when states go to war and when politicians promote fossil fuels over renewables and push to scrap Net Zero? Because it isn’t us. Our bills don’t go down. Our planet doesn’t get prioritised. Our futures don’t get safer. (Sky News)
sky news

Oil giant BP announces huge rise in profits in first results since Iran war
"Exceptional" oil trading contributed to the more than doubling of profits, BP said.
Sarah Taaffe-Maguire

Business and economics reporter


• Tuesday 28 April 2026 08:13, UK bp
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
That was a 6/10 performance. The baseline of effort we need was there but were still absolutely toothless and more the ball far too slowly. Once again, "getting up" for the big teams (still miles off them). We'll probably revert to the Palace/Mackem/B'mouth level again next week. #nufc
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Richard Stupid Tice makes a good point - the government should learn from Reform UK and use the same vetting system as we do. We have an exemplary record of only passing a few hundred racists, sex pests and violent criminals.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
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🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Ted Cruz says he stands with the people, just not anywhere near them.
Social media post:
Image of Ted Cruz speaking at CPAC.
Ted Cruz@tedcruz .19h
The Republican Party is the party of truck drivers,
steel workers, cops, firefighters, waiters &
waitresses - men and women with calluses on
their hands.
The Democrat Party is the party of rich coastal
elites that sip soy lattes with their pinkies in the air.
Laura Bassett @LEBassett
Trump was born with a silver spoon in New York
City. You went to Harvard and Princeton. What
the fuck are you talking about
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
If the board are considering letting Howe go at the end of the season, why wait? Isn't that just going to hamper us again in the summer transfer window, much like the DoF debacles over the last 2 windows? Surely it's better to make the change now and let a new man have a running start at next year
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Governments sit and watch while oligarchs purchase our politics, as if it were just another asset to be monopolised. For the sake of democracy and our own survival, we need to get the money out. Our political systems must belong to us and us alone. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...
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Funding for populist-right ‘media-political complex’ exceeded £170m in five years, research finds
Handful of billionaires gave huge sums in particular to media organisations that boosted rightwing politicians, says Liam Byrne MP
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
We're just not good at anything. Can't defend. Never really look like scoring and the midfield basically is non existent, teams play thorough it with ease. We need a change
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Sam Jenkins @samaldinho4.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
They're going to give this
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.
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