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Grammatically listing “Trump and his gigantic wagon” like two completely separate dignitaries walking off the plane together.🤣 Give @atrupar.com the Pulitzer immediately.

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Oatsie @alexcsinger86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Imagine if President Obama had flown around the country with a substitute wife because Michelle hated his guts. The media would have filed impeachment papers themselves

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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Maybe Lebowski was wrong…

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Mike Levin @mikelevin.org · 02/10/2026

Is it too much to want a Defense Secretary focused on ending the war in Iran, instead of whatever this is?

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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You gotta wonder -- what really motivates a party to spend so much time fixated on whether students were born with a a penis or a vagina?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026

The fact is Trump not only lost his war but it's the biggest L the US has taken at least since Vietnam. Our bases are destroyed & abandoned, Iran is emboldened, China is toying w/ us. Hegseth & co want to move on to culture war slop, but they got routed & we'll be dealing w/repercussions for decades

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”

Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
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Elon Musk
XAI

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nvidia

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When I die, please don’t let Mario Lopez choose the photo they use

Mario Lopez & @mariolopezviva
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Heartbroken to hear about my old friend Dennis Haskins. He played the principal, but Dennis was the biggest kid on the SBTB set.
If you knew him, you loved him—and if there was karaoke, you knew Dennis was getting on that mic! I'm grateful for the laughs, the memories, and the friendship we shared all these years. Rest easy, my friend. You'll always be part of our Bayside family.

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Rueben Vargas (2-1) @ruebenbvargas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That's Senator Katie Britt doing the Pikachu shocked face in real time. She's the Jr Republican senator from Alabama and if she's supposed to be the smart one between her and Tommy "aviation is full of Furries" Tuberville, then Alabama is the reason why silica packets say "do not eat"

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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bc the last 30 seconds of this are the best, reminder that @amyklobuchar.com's dad was a sports journalist, which may explain her utter contempt for Schmitt mistaking the Hawks and Hawkeyes.

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A fuckup so dumb even NYT homepage/headline writers have no choice but to describe it accurately

As Jack Smith Testifies, a Senator’s Accusation of Perjury Falters

A Republican eager to prove the former special counsel was dishonest appeared to instead demonstrate his own confusion over basic facts.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.

Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hard to imagine what that would be like

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You can do book references on Bluesky. It's the book people place

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters

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Death and Gravity @bushidosquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it would be funny to watch Trump and Netanyahu throw geriatric temper tantrums if it weren’t for all the people they are killing

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Male Cameltoe… it’s about damn time

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

All of this, from @joshtpm.bsky.social talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/we-di...

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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.

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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 22/09/2026

This Byron Donalds?

Congressman Byron Donalds
@RepDonaldsPress
Today, we celebrate America's Presidents for their dedication, leadership, and service to our nation.

I proudly stand with President Trump as we fight to Make America Great Again and codify our America First Agenda.

Happy Presidents' Day🇺🇸

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Clementine Johnson 🫣 @saltypretzels.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Never thought I’d hear the President of the US brag “to the victor go the spoils” at the UN, but we’re in Temu 1984, so shame on me for being surprised.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m on a quiz show that only tapes 46 days a year and even I think this schedule is a little light.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"Mister Trump, there are still some MAGA voters who are stubbornly standing by you. Can you say something to alienate them too?"

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It seems worth noting that this is not how batteries, sharks or sinking work.

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Be thankful for high gas prices is a hell of a closing message for the midterms.

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They can self-regulate, says the guy who shares a porn accountability app with his son.

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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026

When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026

some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”

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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“We have what the world wants: the energy, the resources, the talent, the technology and the capital” ~ PM Mark Carney 🇨🇦

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

we are so fucked our only hope is a bipartisan veto proof majority passing an AI regulation bill. my hope is that if democrats get a clean sweep in the midterms, a few remaining republicans in congress (only need like ~25% of them) will realize the emperor has no clothes and will sign onto a bill

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026

I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity

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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mike Johnson never has had any moral center. He has no love for any part of the Bible that doesn't include stoning. And Herrera is the R trying to replace the guy who cheated on his wife with a staffer he drove to suicide. This is who the GOP is.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The entire right wing has been furious that the mayor of New York City had the nerve to be Muslim on 9/11, while their president is out here bragging about what a terrific relationship he has with the Saudi royal family.

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Mayor of Funkytown @quasarfunk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Took my 401k statement to the gas station yesterday but they wouldn’t fill up my tank.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026

This afternoon, I joined Archbishop Elpidophoros and faith leaders at St. Nicholas National Shrine to mark the 25 years since the horrific terror attacks of 9/11 and reflect on the resilience of our city.

Mayor Mamdani, Archbishop Elpidophoros, and others bow their heads at St. Nicholas National Shrine.

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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 11/09/2026

“To leave no loopholes Hitler exacted from all officers and men of the armed forces an oath of allegiance—not to Germany, not to the constitution, which he had violated by not calling for the election of Hindenburg’s successor, but to himself.” -Shirer, Rise & Fall of the Thrid Reich, p. 375

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026

Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story?

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Shana V. White (she/her) @shanavwhite.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026

*stares into the abyss*

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Let's just say Ken Paxton isn't getting a $45,000 bonus from President Trump.

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Clementine Johnson 🫣 @saltypretzels.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

For real though—is Fox all in for Talarico? What’s going on here?

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

That discourse about 'men don't understand the MAHA Moms' and on cue here is the leader of the MAHA Men saying 'you women need to shut the fuck up about the sexual assault' is just too perfect

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