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Fico sempre encantada quando ele paga a conta e me deixa em casa porque homens são terríveis em todas as fases da vida, mas pelo menos os adultos pagam a conta e me deixam em casa.

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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

think i just solved a paradox. the trick is to have another cat open the box.

two black cats, in a box, one out. they look like they’ve staring at each other through the cardboard somehow.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

SISYPHUS: they're calling it CrossFit

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Eu vou ser honesta nao to entendendo nadinha

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Minha irma em cristo lendo slide em 2025

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Sao tempos de mudança meu povo

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

O rabetinho da pubi ta engrossando 🥹 ela ta virando um garo de verdade

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Como pode eu achar o adam driver tao bonito

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

A interface do nunflix é toda responsiva e adaptada pra mobile 👏👏👏👏

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

E eu que fiz uma série de pobres escolhas alimentícias e agora to passando mal de graça

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Como pode o cérebro humano ser tao monotematico

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Ai gente, coisas tristws aconteceram ams pelo menos eu to mais velha e sei me defender tb

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Ai gente graças a deus eu não nasci ontem

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Comi zibidi e queijo até o cu fazer bico agr to sofrendo as consequências (dor de cabeça do demonho)

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

see you guys later I'm going unconscious to allow the spirits to inform me "what's in" and "what's out" for my list this year! could take 5 mins could take 2 days :)

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/12/2024

There's no "controversy" over The Witcher 4, it's just gotten picked up in what is now a cottage industry of YouTube-based outrage content farming by people who have zero actual investment in or understanding of the things they cover multiple times a day, every day

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Writing is a lot like weight training. You won't be able to lift a lot at first. You start small. Short session, light weights. Day by day though you get just a *little* stronger. Eventually your sessions get longer, the bars get heavier, and everyone says "I could never do that." Just like you did.

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

What's an opinion you have that would make a bunch of people angry? Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.

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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Explain this, humankind

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

"More people died from homelessness than homicide in Nashville this year.” A friend shared this photo from yesterday's memorial at Riverfront Park.

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Alguem consegue me explicar pq caralhos o metro ta cheio domingo 17h da tarde

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Dev Pastel @sanzitos.deichator.ar · 08/12/2024

Gender non conforming cartola é tipo: they/she me ir... preciso andar

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

eu sou um rio, um rio que vai bater no mar

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Gabriel Siqueira @gabrieldread.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Ué, mas é um passarinho de costas pretas???

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Como pulverizar o ex da minha amiga, google pesquisar

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pitichicken @saltttted.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Eu quando taco o foda-se pra pessoa que mora comigo e uso os ingredientes que ela pagou metade pra cozinhar um prato cheio de pimenta que eu sei muito bem que ela não come e já me pediu 80 vezes pra nao colocar na comida 👍

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