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Salt Megami Tensei

@saltmegamitensei.bsky.social
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he/him Elder milennial. when i was teenager i emailed 240px photos taken from my flip phone over WAP to a mail server that published them to a "mobile blog" or a "moblog"

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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 5h
Been playing a bit of rimworld with a ton of different xenotype mods including some very overpowered ones. would recommend playing as a Viltrimite. Being able to casually fly off to a nearby faction base and absolutely wreck shop with one pawn is pretty fun
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
new band name: Neolib Piss Surveillars
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JumJamz @jumjamz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Charlie addresses the slander #chaggie #HazbinHotel
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fun fact: the NZ government uses Palantir and works closely with US intelligence as part of five eyes. so in a way we finanically support this. Woo :( #nzpol
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna think about this next time I get annoyed at someone driving through a pedestrian crossing while people are still crossing. If only they all had bollards protecting them
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't watch the new Harry Potter series. Not even if you plan on keeping your HBO subscription because of other movies and shows on the platform. Not even if you pirate it. Do not watch it.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
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The Nexus Project @nexusproject.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well said by Professor of Israel Studies at UCLA and Scholar in Residence at the Nexus Project, @dovwaxman.bsky.social
A tweet by Dov Waxman says "In the past couple of days we have learned about a potential mass shooting that was narrowly averted outside a synagogue in Belleville, Canada; a foiled terrorist plot to attack the Jewish community in Manchester, England (where a deadly attack took place outside a synagogue last year); and a thwarted ISIS-inspired plot to attack a synagogue in Pennsylvania (where a massacre took place in 2018 in the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh). This is why Jews are so worried about and fearful of antisemitism nowadays. This fear should not be ignored or dismissed, nor should it be politically exploited for partisan purposes. Jewish people need everyone's support and solidarity - regardless of their politics - just as much as other victims of violence do."
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
clearsky x lovense partnership to buzz you whenever you get blocked
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*turns seat around to sit on it* Magic isn't real kid. Not here in 0079 of the universal century even as a half-century has passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies. But you know what you can do to bring a little magic to your life?
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
algodomme who knows the perfect way to ruin your for you page
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
us? *fingers pointing inwards* i'll be the squid youtu.be/Sg7M8wYqkQ0?...
youtu.be
[SRW Y] Bright Noa - Ra Cailum - Mega Particle Cannon - Attack animation no UI
YouTube video by Storm Druid
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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 11/09/2026
Hi, I would like to tell you about the company whose AI agents spammed me four times in the past three hours. If you are a creative, particularly one who does #freelance, you need to know about the dystopian iLands business model. Keep yourself safe. tedium.co/2026/09/11/i... new @tedium.co
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The Worst Spam Emails: Inside iLands' AI Agent Hustle
iLands, a new AI agent-centric startup, is spamming creatives like me numerous times a day. What do its agents want? My job. Why? They need to buy more tokens.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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xX💖🌹Xx_dolly_Angelic_xX🌹💖Xx @dollyangelic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I'm not quite sure what their end goal was" Okay, you're surrounded by people calling you a murderer. What would you be scared might happen? They want you to be treated the way murderers get treated. The same as when a court declares one a murderer. Like, people aren't weird black boxes.
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
After careful consideration *inline image of pigpoopballs.jpg*
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
cat pickup artist
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
TIL: the funny meme song "we are charlie kirk" was based on a real guy (and he sucked)
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cafe where the staff choses your order and where you are sitting. Payment is decided on how well you beg
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That thing actors have where they know what their face is doing is wild
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 24/08/2026
A teenager flying a kite is an act of war now
Israel to Hamas: If kite launches do not stop, IDF will ramp up strikes across Gaza
Security source says IDF "is not underestimating the threat," but will need to "wait and see if this becomes a trend" • Military believes Hamas using Palestinian teenagers to launch kites into IsraelWe view every launch as an act of war in every sense and are committed to the absolute defense of Israeli settlements," Katz said in a Sunday statement, after a fifth kite was located in Kibbutz Kfar Aza over the weekend. "A balloon is treated like a kite, and a kite is treated like a drone, with or without explosives."
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
if someone is going to make the bad choice of using AI for a poster could they at least *try* to make it look different from every single other AI poster. Like go into GIMP and adjust the colour profile to remove the piss filter
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
lmao got my first online scrabble bot. figured I was just being judgemental based on the profile pic but unsolicted DM right away!
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
if you as a DM aren't getting up and playacting increasingly violent and absurd finishing movements during combat are you really DM'ing?
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 31/07/2026
I used to do some work on the ethical use of satellite and drone imagery for aid and disaster response, and it is genuinely hard to express in words what a dangerous, stupid thing Google is doing by making it easy to use GenAI to create faked satellite imagery:
digitaldigging.org
How to plant a nuclear plant in Iran
The question is: what on earth is Google doing?
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
back on my shortland st bs. BJ is the best
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
NASA needs to invest in psychic space baby radar #gundam
A group of kids in space suits. One of them is holding a baby in a space suit like a dowsing rod
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i was just thinking the other day "wow it looks like the US/Iran ceasefire is finally holding despite everything" nope
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
It's also available here. Please share and spread this report. Trans folks in the UK can't for fear of lawsuits by gender critical groups. drive.google.com/file/d/1UggI...
drive.google.com
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 10/07/2026
Kamille learning how to pilot a mobile suit from Quattro and Amuro
Tweet from Sia that reads, “I had two people on the spectrum advising me at all times.”
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
wanna go to a gacha pharmacy where you buy tickets in exchange get a little capsule full of pills of varying purity and quality. SSR SSRIs
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i hate job searching and its only worse seeing seek cluttered with jobs meant to force buy-in for AI and Seymours useless vanity department #nz
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Remember to feed and water your boyfriend(s)
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Perfect <3
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Beyond pissed at NZ Hearld by giving Brian Tamaki the headline "Because I spoke up" in the story about him getting his guns taken by the police for making racist threats. Stuff also gave his side of the story but at least wasn't that irresponsible #nzpol
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ya love to see it
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Watched the pilot of the "what we do in the shadows" tv show. Liked it well enough but thought changing the setting to the US was a bit rubbish. Who was that change for?
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
horrible idea: go to France and act super touristy and whenever you talk to someone in French tell them that their french is "quite good"
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
How’s a little dog scrunch up so small? Well, Piggy? Have you anything to say for yourself?
Little dog piggy (staffy mix with stupid underbite) scrunched up into a small circle
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
my main party politics position that i've held since a teenager in the early 00s is hoping each election that NZF will dissolve. never going to give that up #nzpol
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Simon Britten for Papanui @thinkpapanui.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Incredible scoop here from @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social #nzpol
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
keith stammy punching a hole in the dry wall of 10 downing st before he left (he thought about a trans person being able to use the bathroom again)
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Made some cruel but fair super mario maker 2 levels #supermariomaker #supermariomaker2
anoliver's super mario maker profile. The avatar is of a nervous brown haired person in a dress with a super mario patternA super mario maker 2 course called "the joy of spikes"
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Salt Megami Tensei @saltmegamitensei.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
*murders civilians en masse and wastes millions in munitions, oil and other resources to get the status quo back* brilliant diplomatic minds
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