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@salmonking on Tumblr. white/mixed (NB). 30 or 40 years old 🔞. I only care about gay little elves. i:@rookiebe b:@neunian

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three birds @ fortune's weaving @cormorants.bsky.social · 5h
aymeric
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cyan @metasighs.bsky.social · 5h
cheese rolling too can be sylvix
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 14h
this is the best part of making friends because realizing you can be a certain kind of annoying around a new person and they don't want to shoot you with a gun hits better than any drug you could ever try
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geryon 🪡🧵 @sylphlands.bsky.social · 15h
this is one of my favorite videos on the internet
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 14h
blunderville is one of the civilizations meteion saw that drove her to despair
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B'alith Tia is progging FFXIV Write again @inmyleylines.bsky.social · 14h
In case this is helpful for anyone else, I tried to get a list together of all the limited time events that are running (or about to run) in FFXIV right now. Jeez, that's a lot. 😵‍💫
Kit (B'alith):

I think this is the sequencing of what's currently running or about to run:
Yo-kai Watch: Aug 4 - Oct 5
Mogtomes: Sep 9 - Oct 19
FF15 crossover: Sep 24 - Oct 13
Fall Guys: Oct 7 - Oct 27
(and then somewhere in there will be All Saints' Wake, too)
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gabey @angelcabinet.bsky.social · 16h
I also hope we all understand this is an even for black people in general, not nonblack black oc havers, as I want this event to spotlight black creators Especially after the shit we've had to witness this year I do not want some bullshit coming up this year. Please
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✩ astra ☕️🐺🌟 ✩ @astralouve.bsky.social · 19h
Today is Truth and Reconciliation Day in Canada. We remember those we have lost. We honor those taken from us by the residential school system and we honor those who survived, their families and communities. We will never forget and we will carry them with us.
illustration for truth and reconciliation day. the illustration features a wolf looking forward, standing with its pup who is also looking forward. there is a circle behind them with an eight point star dreamcatcher and three feathers. the words "EVERY CHILD MATTERS" are featured on the side of the circle
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Monks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
don't forget: screaming "everyone I don't like is a child or animal abuser" as aggressively as possible is an excellent way to provide cover and safety for the actual child and animal abusers in your community
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Logan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's that time of year again! :v 🤿 #art | #characters | #sketchbook
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The Narwhal @thenarwhal.ca · 28/09/2026
More than 38,000 residential school survivors testified to the abuse they experienced as children. Next September, Canada plans to destroy their records.
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Canada plans to destroy thousands of residential school testimonies. These women are trying to save them
The 38,000 testimonies are the largest body of evidence about children’s experiences in these institutions. Journalist Connie Walker and lawyer Kimberly Murray say losing it would mean losing history — both painful and illuminating
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Anishinabek Nation @anishinabeknation.bsky.social · 15h
(1/2) TW: Readers may be triggered by the recount of Indian Residential Schools. To access a 24h National Crisis Line: 1-866-925-4419.  September 30th recognizes both #OrangeShirtDay & #NationalDayForTruthAndReconciliation.
(1/2) TW: Readers may be triggered by the recount of Indian Residential Schools. To access a 24h National Crisis Line: 1-866-925-4419. 

September 30th recognizes both #OrangeShirtDay & #NationalDayForTruthAndReconciliation.(1/2) TW: Readers may be triggered by the recount of Indian Residential Schools. To access a 24h National Crisis Line: 1-866-925-4419. 

September 30th recognizes both #OrangeShirtDay & #NationalDayForTruthAndReconciliation.
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 13h
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 13h
First Nations children are still waiting for safe schools, clean water, adequate housing and equitable services. Meanwhile, Canada somehow finds urgency when the “national interest” is pipelines, mines and major projects. Reconciliation has to mean more than wearing orange once a year. 🧡
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✧ 𝑰𝑿. ㅤeunoia @omphalos.bsky.social · 12h
you talk to me? Ur gonna have to be annoyed at least twice a week from my bullshit
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정(dune)🎴@gateway fate 301 @dunesand.bsky.social · 21h
cacturne gijinka
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Zaki Fairer | 🦎 Commissions open! ☀️ @zakifairer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sora: What is the meaning behind this?? Emet-Selch: well BOY, the muppets are a Disney ip now Miss Piggy: oh~ hi Emet Emet-Selch: hello Piggy.
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lay it all down
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mona 𓃵 مونا @nazarjoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet صبر تلخ است ولیکن بر شیرین دارد (sabr talkh ast valikan bare shirin dārad) this is a proverb i come back to a lot and wanted to make a piece inspired by it <3 ps it's available as a print & sticker 🫶
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jules @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
GOD BLESS NIGELLA “I don’t approve of talking about food as naughty” I have been needing bake off to say that for YEARS. Food is a pleasure, not a guilty pleasure!
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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yan 🐏 @katsugenki.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
#ffxiv #erichthonios #claudien
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NEW from me: Over the last 4 years, America has lost more than 200k jobs in creative fields like publishing, film, TV, or graphic design. It's the worst stretch for arts jobs outside of recessions. How much is AI to blame? And can the arts' business model survive?🧵 www.apricitas.io/p/ai-and-the...
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AI and the Fall? of the Creative Class
America is Losing Hundreds of Thousands of Jobs in Media, Film & the Arts. How Much is AI to Blame?
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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people like my parents or people back home often ask me if the reason why the industry is being killed in slow motion is due to AI, and it's a 15 minute long conversation to understand the real reasons why, at the heart of which are: people who own TV don't make TV and don't want to make TV
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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Chroma! 🌈✨ @chromapan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy fuck Forgotten Island is one of the least deserving animated movies of a box office bomb I'm begging you all to see it
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 23h
I'm not sure why "lightly surrealist slice-of-life investigative procedural point-n-click adventure with VN-flavoured UX starring a 20-something autistic woman who looks like she hasn't slept in a year" is taking off RIGHT NOW, but I guess ultimately it's one of those "better late than never" deals.
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hafrun - Comms closed @hafrun.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rone, our half orc/drow OC! #drow #orc #ocsky #rone
half orc/drow who has dark blue-grey skin and black hair. she has spiked shoulder pads, vambraces and greaves on. she is weilding a pair of knives. her face is covered with a halfmasksame as the previous image but the shoulderpads and mask are gone, showing her face and shoulders.
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nyamei 🌸 @nyameipol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FFXI FREE TRIAL TIME RESTRICTION HAS BEEN REMOVED!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MMO FINAL FANTASY XI, WITH ITS UNLIMITED TIME FREE TRIAL, AND YOU CAN PLAY UP TO LEVEL 75?
Two adevnturers from FFXI with a dragon silhoutte in the background. Text reads "The free trial just got even freer!"
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Halcyon Ember @halcyonember.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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nao is so tired (gwf soon) @elidibus.amaurot.social · 30/09/2026
The original artist can be found at @worldformula.bsky.social, and if you want more xiv specific posts and art at @etheirysformula.bsky.social, please give his shop and his art a look!!!
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Nine Heavens Press 🇰🇷 | Support Black Market Guide!! @nineheavenspress.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Our Warlock subclass: Jeoseung Saja Patron #dnd In honor of K-Pop Demon Hunters winning the Oscars, we're sharing everything Jeoseung Saja-related in Undying Corruption. Welcome to your new life in the bureaucracy of souls! Illust: @oh8.bsky.social @worldformula.bsky.social
Your patron is a Jeoseung Saja, a herald that represents the bureaucracy governing the cycle between life and death. They answer to Princess Bari, the Goddess of Passing, who ordered her servants to bring peaceful passage in death. Without compromise, they pursue souls marked for death to the ends of the world without rest.

You may have had a brush with death that put you into contact with a Jeoseung Saja. Through this fateful encounter, you signed a contract and found employment within the underworld bureaucracy. You may have experienced the terror of undeath and decided to fight it through the system you’ve entered.

Gifted with the Regalia of the Death God, you can mark those destined for death and protect yourself against necrotic energies.

Expanded Spell List

The Jeoseung Saja lets you choose from an expanded list of spells when you learn a warlock spell. The following spells are added to the warlock spell list for you.

1st: False Life, Hunter’s Mark
2nd: Pass Without Trace, Silence
3rd: Speak With Dead, Spirit Guardians
4th: Locate Creature, Phantasmal Killer
5th: Flame Strike (necrotic instead of radiant), Reincarnate

Regalia of the Death God

At 1st Level, you can use your bonus action to wear the uniform of the Jeoseung Saja for 1 minute. Your shadow wraps around you and your body no longer emits warmth, but the chilling mist of the graveyard. You gain the following benefits while transformed:

Your base AC equals 13 + your Charisma modifier.
You gain resistance to Necrotic damage.
If the creature is Undead, the damage you deal against them ignores their resistance to necrotic damage. 
Once during each of your turns, you can force your quarry targeted by any warlock spell that curses or marks a target to make a Charisma saving throw, and if the saving throw fails, their speed is reduced to 0 until the end of their next turn

You can transform a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.Underworldly Vision

At 6th level, you begin to perceive the shapes of mortality among the living. You gain the ability to sense living beings within 30 ft of you and if you can see them and they are in direct line of sight of you, perceive what (if anything) threatens to kill them within the next minute.

In addition, you no longer need to maintain concentration over spells that curse or mark a target.

Princess Bari’s Blessing

At 10th level, the patron deity of the Jeoseung Saja, Princess Bari, acknowledges your deeds and blesses your regalia with a personal mark. You gain advantage on death saving throws.

In addition, while having donned the Regalia of the Death God, you gain the following benefits:
All attacks made against a creature you have cursed or marked have Advantage.
You gain incorporeal movement. You can move through other creatures and objects as if they were Difficult Terrain. You take 1d10 force damage if you end your turn inside a creature or object and are forced out into an adjacent space. 

Reaper’s Judgment

At 14th level, the pain your weapons inflict is amplified by the weight of your target’s sins. While donning the Regalia of the Death God, your result when rolling damage dice for weapon attacks or warlock spells that curse or mark a target is always maximized. For example, instead of dealing 1d6 damage to a creature, you deal 6.
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rio 🦐 strurgling @radicrow.bsky.social · 20h
the madreporite is where water is let into a sea urchin and friends’ vascular system which lets them move around and eat and breathe
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rio 🦐 strurgling @radicrow.bsky.social · 20h
i cant explain it but this heart shaped madreporite (the grey plate at the edge of the very center of the urchin skeleton) is like heart shaped nipples
hand holding up a round sea urchin test (skeletal structure)
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
frog
painting of a cute green frog with flowers and leafs behind
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Clarissa | Comms Open🎉 @clarissas-art.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Gimme cat... #ffxiv #ffxivart #art #wol
Drawing in the format of the "WHO KNOCKED OVER MY ONIONS" meme. Instead of grabbing a cat, the gimme cat is being grabbed in reference to the events of M6S adds phase with the "WHO KNOCKED OVER MY ONIONS" text being replaced with "WHO STOLE OUR LB".
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WicksandWheat @wicksandwheat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pin-Up Comms Thread #wickcomms
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mr hammy⭐️ @hamstrhammy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
back at it! theres one slot left haha (can you tell im somewhere with good lighting today LMAO)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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TJ (Hestia Flint) | 7.56 Spoilers 🔞 @gaylordtj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Day 1: Moon "when i first held her, the moon was shining silver and full ─ the whole world seemed aglow." #xivwomenweek #gposers
Moenbryda perched in mid-air in the stars, staring down at the camera with a slight smile.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be weird to say but the fact you can just watch a movie and be told a story anytime you want is kind of amazing at its core. Humans love being told stories that much.
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darmie ☀️ @swiftclaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hate when these guys close their eyes bc they look like that sad dry potato pic..... stop.... (wiping my eyes) my son....... he's so sick.... 😭
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Julian Miholics @pansybeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A stoneware dragons and berries dish set, currently available via my online store! #ceramics miholics-shop.ca / link in bio
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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