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Salacious B Crumb

@salbcrumb.bsky.social
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jester, raconteur, gossip, naturalist

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 17h
What a beast!
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 17h
Hopefully no treble
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 17h
We’re working on a real Phantom Zone, my man
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 17h
Hooray!
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 17h
❤️ Garr
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 17h
I’m surprised I don’t know any Hugo’s!
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah, I don’t think God would create NPCs.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 19h
It looks a lot like a baseball field! Even has the outfield stands. It’s on an angled intersection, so it has a funky shape
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 22h
I am going to win.
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Tim 🎃wens @attimowens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sure. Han started it right here, with this last touch. Rey would later sear it in with the lightsaber of his grandfather, uncle, and her own. Snoke goes on to say the deed split his soul in two; it opened the path for Ben's return. The rest is just details.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Moe-ist… 🤔… … ohhh!
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“No more Republican presidents”
Wanda Maximoff saying “no more mutants”
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Luke Skywalker in Galactic Republic
Alt: Luke Skywalker saluting on one of Jabbas barges
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not a single Randall Simon to be seen!
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They had a plan
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Brewers in Six
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Relentless” is what came to mind tonight. “Pests” also
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The masks on these trick or treaters are very disturbing
Kids with unsettling 1940s Halloween masks
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Bernie brewer slide
Alt: Bernie brewer slide
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Went right from the Brewers-Dodgers game to “Arsenic and Old Lace” where one of the Brooklyn Dodgers punches out the umpire 😳
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m making a map of it now!
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“So wait… he always had the bone claws, then they were wrapped in adamantium??”
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Those guys look really cool
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cmon man 😣
Jackson Chourio age 22, born in 2004Essential Indie Albums of 2004
• Arcade Fire - Funeral: A monumental, emotionally raw debut album blending indie rock and chamber pop, ranked at the top of lists by Pitchfork and Album of the Year.
• Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand: The Scottish art-rock band's self-titled breakout debut featuring the massive hit "Take Me Out"
• Modest Mouse - Good News for People Who Love Bad News: The band's commercial and critical high point, featuring the ubiquitous single "Float On".
• The Killers - Hot Fuss: An influential synth-infused indie rock/post-punk debut featuring
"Mr. Brightside" and "Somebody Told Me".
• The Streets - A Grand Don't Come for Free:
Mike Skinner's narrative-driven UK hip-
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey, I’m just excited there are still players born in the same decade as me
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That whole 9th inning narrative just didn’t happen 😆
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Locker room motivation. “Hey, this AI is disrespecting us!!!”
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oldest man on the Brewers roster
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Median Taris voter
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know a lot of cool people there, if that helps
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
To the barricades Milwaukeans!
Les 
Misiorowski

A mashup of the brewers pitcher Misiorowski and the musical Les Miserables
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That’s gonna be fun
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mephisto
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
smh
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Welcome!
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“We’re all, like, made of stardust, man. The spinning wheel never stops,” the AG continued.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do kids still meet by the bike racks to fight after school, or are they the “E-BIKE” 🙄 racks now????
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I ❤️ the silmarillion more than you. Don’t @ me
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Imagine writing something so good that you could force someone to publish the Silmarillion
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Iñárritu kinda hates himself, kinda hates you, hates society, but really hates Republicans, and most of all hates Adam McKay. And while this makes it sound miserable. It's actually funny, eminently watchable, and the reason to see it in theaters is weirdly enough: the foley work
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Great gag
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Great ep
Homer to chcier wiggum
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Glup Shittos make background extra money. I made scale+10 💅
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Coop @boopenheim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That character is not a Glup Shitto. He has lines of dialogue. Back in my day Glup Shittos had .1 second of screen time and just sort of stood there.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Prescient
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Full bit
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Host of fictional game show “studs” asks the contestants: “"HE LOOKED SO SEXY, L HOPED WE WOULD HAVE SEX?”
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think Gilgamesh was pretty inconsolable when his rough-and-tumble buddy Enkidu died too.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Absolutely.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sheboygan! Man, Glenn sucks 😔
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