Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 10/09/2026Enacting my master plan of being a woman who is normal. 0111 11
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 06/08/2026As a millennial, basically I fuck with pussy heavy. 181 8
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 28/06/2026Telling my date I don't fuck with him because his mac is cheeseless. 071 7
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 19/06/2026That makes sense I was playing games on the computer during that class 010 1
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I thought I was having a heart attack but I went to the hospital and low key I think I just ate some fucked up chips 020 2
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 17/04/2026They don't tell u about fear of mortality in school that shits annoying af 020 2
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Also to go back to it all of them r dead just not from the planet exploding except bardock who arguably died from that and/or the blast that blew up the planet 010 1
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Sometimes i think I'm dying at midnight then I notice the next morning there's mold in my water bottle 010 1
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 01/02/2026She asked me the shape of my soul and I said cheeseburger 1120 12
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 29/01/2026Naming my son "Kyle" because I want to condemn him to a life of mediocrity and broken video game controllers. 041 4
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 12/12/2025What are we up to on this perverse and uninteresting day 030 3
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Window open while it's freezing but the quintouple blanket combo to stay warm is the best part about winter 000 0
Reposted by Lillyj @dyke.bsky.social · 02/12/2025the undefeated method of opening your window with arctic conditions outside to facilitate falling asleep 151 5
Reposted by Lillyvirtu @virtuware.bsky.social · 26/09/2025reze casual (manga version) #chainsawman 0658176 658
Reposted by LillyDemon Halloweengangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 26/11/2025the best science fiction holds up a mirror to ur stupid ass 0112 11
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 26/11/202550 million pairs of shoes? From my own pocket? But then how will I afford toys and food 000 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Being a woman is so expensive. They should subsidize this 110 1
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 19/11/2025Punk is about having a hideously ugly haircut and absolutely nothing else. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you consumer goods. 081 8
Reposted by LillyGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Had a beautiful dream, where I engaged in a vast network of multi-modal transport in order to reach my destination 0449 44
Reposted by Lillybutcher videos @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 11/11/2025good night bird good night tree good night moon 032 3
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 16/11/2025Women who say "I could be fascinated by a piece of cheese," and men who say, "I need a goth baddie to step on me," are nearly identical to the critical eye of a discerning observer. 021 2
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I love getting on my computer to make big girl purchases 030 3
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I've had enough of the wooden block button. I am grown now, bring me the brick button 000 0
Reposted by LillyKatsuragi D "#1 Twin Turbo Fan" Misato ♊🚀🐝 @cyberpuritan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025ACAB means BUS DRIVERS! #BanPublicTransitNOW #12412 #DefundTheTransit 171 7
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I thought the torment nexus was an allegory for ur favorite sports team sucking shit 120 2
Reposted by LillycarrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/11/2025All an mf need is a pillow and a blankie 031 3
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Yup, got my keys, 2 inch knife, 7 inch knife, 10000 lumen flashlight, 3 inch knife, window breaker, 4 inch knife, wallet, another, metal wallet, 5 inch knife, glock, and 6 inch knife. 020 2
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 02/11/2025That means you have so many fan favorites to play, like dark souls 2 110 1
