Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 10/09/2026Enacting my master plan of being a woman who is normal. 0111 0
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 06/08/2026As a millennial, basically I fuck with pussy heavy. 181 0
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 28/06/2026Telling my date I don't fuck with him because his mac is cheeseless. 071 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 17/04/2026They don't tell u about fear of mortality in school that shits annoying af 020 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Sometimes i think I'm dying at midnight then I notice the next morning there's mold in my water bottle 010 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 01/02/2026She asked me the shape of my soul and I said cheeseburger 1120 0
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 29/01/2026Naming my son "Kyle" because I want to condemn him to a life of mediocrity and broken video game controllers. 041 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 12/12/2025What are we up to on this perverse and uninteresting day 030 0
Reposted by Lillyj @dyke.bsky.social · 02/12/2025the undefeated method of opening your window with arctic conditions outside to facilitate falling asleep 151 0
Reposted by Lillyvirtu @virtuware.bsky.social · 26/09/2025reze casual (manga version) #chainsawman 0658176 0
Reposted by LillyDemon Halloweengangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 26/11/2025the best science fiction holds up a mirror to ur stupid ass 0112 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Being a woman is so expensive. They should subsidize this 110 0
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 19/11/2025Punk is about having a hideously ugly haircut and absolutely nothing else. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you consumer goods. 081 0
Reposted by LillyGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Had a beautiful dream, where I engaged in a vast network of multi-modal transport in order to reach my destination 0449 0
Reposted by Lillybutcher videos @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 11/11/2025good night bird good night tree good night moon 032 0
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 16/11/2025Women who say "I could be fascinated by a piece of cheese," and men who say, "I need a goth baddie to step on me," are nearly identical to the critical eye of a discerning observer. 021 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I love getting on my computer to make big girl purchases 030 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I've had enough of the wooden block button. I am grown now, bring me the brick button 000 0
Reposted by LillyKatsuragi D "#1 Twin Turbo Fan" Misato ♊🚀🐝 @cyberpuritan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025ACAB means BUS DRIVERS! #BanPublicTransitNOW #12412 #DefundTheTransit 171 0
Reposted by LillycarrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/11/2025All an mf need is a pillow and a blankie 031 0
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 02/11/2025Ghost stories in 2025 be like, "And then she found out her audio levels were fucked up the whole stream!" 031 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Another day another "big boobs and a p90 could save me" 011 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Guys r bi4bi straight couples straight I need fan input 110 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Shout-out to my irl that told me she was gonna break up with her boyfriend and then they went to Disney world and didn't break up 010 0
Reposted by Lillyoomfware enthusiast @hoi.tgirl.gay · 14/10/2025Portland implies the existence of starboardland 0239 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Acquired a stable internet connection but my shower won't stay hot for more than 3 minutes. Truly life is about give and take 010 0
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 10/10/2025Sorry liberal, there are only two genders: Lesbian and normal. 051 0
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 11/10/2025I think if I had an attractive, femme girlfriend and she beat my head in with a brick that would be fine. That's nature. That's the food pyramid. 191 0
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 11/10/2025You should try being goated without the sauce, sometime. Your decadent diet will be your undoing. 161 0
Reposted by LillyModest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 11/10/2025Called, "Dollar Tree." Doesn't sell trees. Doesn't sell dollars. What a world. 131 0
Lilly @saintlilly.bsky.social · 06/10/2025One of the great hardships in the human condition is that the comfiest u can ever be is in bed 3 minutes before you have to get up for work 120 0
