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@saintcetacean.bsky.social
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30 | they/them | CA Drinking tea, building gunpla, half-assing Mythic+ [Header credit: DA:UnusualPotato1872]

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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cat ownership dot png
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How to tell a group of young dudes are in tech: they're all standing in a circle in the middle of the sidewalk, staring at their phones while they talk, >60% have a backpack on
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
While I'm very glad the cat that didn't really come out from under the bed at all in the first day is playing and feels comfortable being out in the room while we're in it, I do have work in the morning and he is, it must be said, *absolutely fucking raging*
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Entering my cat owner era with Haro (🩶) and Jiji (🖤)
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Of all the money we spent on toys for the cats we brought home yesterday, none have brought as much joy to one of them as the humble paper straw wrapper
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of COURSE the fucking weekend I go to socal it's a hundred sharting degrees OF COURSE. Foolishness.
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I see a lot of (techie transplants) complaining on the other site about being unable to distinguish seasonality in SF and it's the biggest self report of all time that they simply don't pay attention to the environment around them
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I LOVE YOU SENSHI. YOU JUST GET IT
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Guardians make their own fate :''')
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What if they released OG Naruto and everything was the same except Guy-sensei's English VA was Patrick Warburton
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That was a damn good tax write-off
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Laughing my ass off at the Zelda direct where they show: trailer for the second OOT remake (regardless of how you feel about the graphics), the title card for the movie (THATS IT) and then a bunch of bullshit you can buy Literally selling zero calorie air atp I guess
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026
i do not like what ai technology is allowing humans to become
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
AV/IT person for this convention panel is wearing furry ears Once again: furries are load bearing to infrastructure and I salute them for it
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Never meet your heroes unless your hero is Jeff Steitzer, genuinely unbelievably nice, unfathomably amiable, so fun
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
serious furniture (not Ikea) is fucking expensive
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Worlds/Pokemon XP has been so much fun - the vibes have been fantastic and it's giving me the itch to grind Champions and try going to a regional next season if there's one on the West Coast that makes sense
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I dunno, 2 or 3? I can def be reserved sometimes but I think I'm generally fairly approachable if you're inclined?
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I wonder how often the average ikea employee has to go around and de-middle finger all the mannequin hands
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The truest form of enlightenment is hitting the point where you can do both. especially if you go from giving the $12 bottle of generic red a Proper Assessment to then taking like 4 over sweet fruit flavored "margaritas" to the neck all before the entrees hit the table
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Saru!GITS continues to go above and beyond it's un fucking believable. Like genuinely each week is such a fucking delight visually, intellectually, everything. Don't know how anything can even come close to it as far as my AOTY
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Masamune Shirou: "I've known many mangaka that use subtext, they're all cowards"
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 17/08/2026
bluesky doesn’t have a left-right divide so much as it has a “thinks bike lanes are neat” vs. “actually, some cyclists deserve to be run over” divide
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 16/08/2026
Destiny 2 at maybe 75% power: Sorry to anyone researching this niche subject because we just named a gun after it and now your research attempts will be stymied by weapon strat videos.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 16/08/2026
Destiny 2 at about 50% power: Here's a new word for you to look up. Destiny 2 at 100% power: Here's a word that's impossible for you to look up because we made it up.
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Something about mahjong has me moving like dollar store northernlion
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Need someone to start reviewing sparkling wine on IG or wherever in their heaviest foghorn leghorn impression under the name Benoit Blanc de Blanc just for the fact that it would be extremely funny Unless I need to be the one to do it
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can I be brave on the TL and admit that I absolutely cannot stand that Hozier song that's been uberpopular for like two years now? Not naming it because I don't want this to show up in search (people who like it are allowed to like it) But anyways it absolutely fucking GRRRRRATES on me
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
literally 100% of the bad things about "woke 1" are just shit that sucks about social media. if you're complaining about "Woke" and not Gamergate, it's because you're a disingenuous prick.
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My most genuinely held boomer Luddite opinion is that I ardently believe that airpods (and all other always-in wireless earbuds) are an antisocial fucking contagion
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey question why is discord made of squares now
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Can't tell if I'm mad I never found out about Owen until I hit 30 or glad I did when I have the maturity for it to hit as hard as it is. Mike Kinsella is a fucking maestro Jesus Christ
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My partner and I have been living together for about 6 months now and it's been great all around but the hardest part of it all has been how the fuck do I get them out of the middle of the fucking mattress without waking them up Genuinely the geographic center of this fucking thing
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Can't believe I didn't post about it on Friday when it was relevant but wow I'm in my 30s
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Everything about the way HAL talks in 2001 reminds me of how our current crop of shitass chatbots talk and it's alarmingly prescient.
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ah apparently this is just a thing airlines do now because the economy is Fucked. No snacks and drinks under 350mi LAX<->SFO is 338. Bastards.
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The fuck you mean this flight had neither lil crackers or ginger ale what kind of unholy recession indicator is this
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A whole lot of people with otherwise progressive views suddenly get real mad when you talk about doing anything at all to address the scourge of speeding drivers killing people
The Garfield, "You are not immune to propaganda" meme but instead it says car brain
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
NorthernLion will pay for the fact that I now cannot hear Hand in My Pocket by Alanis Morisette without hearing him in the back of my mind
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 14/07/2026
Sad the new anime cut out one of the most important parts of the Ghost in the Shell manga (to me) This stupid little far shot of the scooter (though the scene is still in it)
Ghost in the Shell Manga panels with Motoko getting angry in panel 1 and panel 2 showing the shitty little scooter.
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Mharwyb @ GWF! @mharwyb.horse · 14/07/2026
it’s important for video game developers to read literature and watch media outside of games but it’s also very important to me that if there is a club level in their video game that someone on the team has been to a club. and, like, knows how they function. and what they look like.
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Life in luxury wine comes at you quick, almost dropped a bottle of Cristal and felt my heart fall out my ass
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
New Ghost in the Shell is making strong fucking arguments for my AOTY and its only ep1 Science SARU are on a goddamn hot streak
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Finished the Hackers Memory half of Digimon Cyber Sleuth. Absolutely, indisputably a way better story and gameplay experience than base Cyber Sleuth but holy shit the ending gave me phenomenal depression (/pos but mostly fucking /ow)
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The FGC yuri that debuted yesterday is actually kinda fucking peak
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not to World Cup post again but three things can be true simultaneously: 1) BiH should have gotten at least 3 yellows that game 2) Messi should have gotten at least a yellow for that one moment 3) Balogun's red was absolutely and completely consistent with the written standards for red cards
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Den @saintcetacean.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Update: we fuckin goin
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