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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 5m

This will never not be hilariously accurate and horrifying at the same time.

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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If we all just switched to cursive and stick shift cars, we could cripple an entire generation. #seenonateeshirt

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Canada is just better at everything

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The problem with nearly every American voter.... in one sentence.

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc...

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Remember this? We'll she's in the Finding Out phase now... Michigan tourist who posted about wearing 'Lake America' sweatshirts to Halifax says it was AI | CBC News share.google/Xi8tOJ9NmqIt...

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

En français aussi, juste pour énerver Trump 😀

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Baring something absolutely magical... All those folks who supported Schneider not using a better pitcher last game while they were leading, so that they could get caved in tonight... I expect your apologies.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Another totally winnable game for the Jays completely fucked away by their dumber than dog shit manager and his galaxy brain moves... When they miss the playoffs, Schneider better be fired the next fucking day.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Jessica murders Jesse no less than three times in this 2 minute clip.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I am both fascinated and terrified of these birds.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Canada lives rent free in his dementia-addled brain.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Vladdy is an offensive liability even when he gets off of home plate...

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This is good

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

For those following along... the Canadian Prime Minister recognized 9/11 better than the current President of the USA.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's 2pm on September 11th and Trump (Natalie) FINALLY posts something on his social media shit site. It's a hype video about him getting elected 2 years ago and another one about his big gay birthday bash UFC fight. Trump doesn't give one single FUCK about anyone but himself. Not even Natalie.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026

Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...

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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See

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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Omg. When you’ve lost Joe DiGenova….

diGenova just told me by phone when I asked about his abrupt exit:
"If you want indictments where there's no evidence, you have an ethical problem"

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What if the only reason that Trump doesn't appear to be incredibly, outlandishly racist and fascist.... Is because he's got the vocabulary of a 7 year old? Like what if he REALLY wants to use those big words but... just cant? Sad.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Buried in Trumps new Tarrif announcement... In one of the Anexes... I give you, exactly what Canada can restrict exporting or export tax:

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Lucie🐈‍⬛Catnip @luciecatnip.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Bombardier has released a statement trying to remind the unhinged orange tyrant about all of the American jobs and business it contributes to their economy. #cdnpoli bombardier.com/en/media/new...

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Bombardier Statement

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Trump has had a psychotic break based on his tweets today...

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Meidas Ian @lordye.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

FINALLY! Out with the corrupt and in with the future! Cruz for president? LMFAO

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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Before losing her life in 1986 aboard Space Shuttle Challenger, Christa McAuliffe was set to be the first teacher in space with plans to teach a lesson to kids around the world from orbit. Today is her birthday, and even now, her courage and dedication to education continues to inspire.

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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Anonymous - Abdul El-Sayed: “Canadians are like the only people in the world who are going to preemptively apologize for something they didn't even do. So if you're starting a trade war with Canada, it's because you're the asshole.” #cdnpoli

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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 02/09/2026

American friends, THIS is the kind of shit that Canadians will not forget. Even when your current leader leaves. Bullshit like this is why Canada is cutting America out of the loop. Out. Where it will stay, for generations.

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David Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 31/08/2026

America: We will crush Canada in this trade war. *eats lettuce, dies*

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

SHOUT-OUT to Political Cartoonist extraordinaire & Member of the Order of Canada Michael de Adder, who routinely does a far better job of holding this administration accountable than the corporate media. Thank you for your attention to his brilliant satirical wit! 🙏 (also: 🤣)

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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The Podolski Honey Farm in Manitoba webstore is now live, you can purchase their honey online. #Canada 🍯🐝 #Manitoba #HoneyFarm #Canada www.podolskihoneyfarms.com/category/all...

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026

We’re not changing it.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The one where Trump undercuts the lies his trade people have been saying for a week... Outright admitting that his admin blew up trade talks trying to sneak in last minute changes to the deal...

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Trump is promising to boost the U.S. economy by making it harder for Americans to trade with the rest of the world. He is also promising to destroy Iran's economy by making it harder for Iranians to trade with the rest of the world.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The fact this infograghic exists.... In 2026... Is INSANE.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If Steel and Aluminum Tarriffs drop to 25%, Autos to 15% and all Canada needs to do is put US booze back on the shelves where it'll collect dust as we decide to not buy it.... That's Carney taking Trump to the woodshed.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

And we have a deal! Zero details really... But the Keystone XL piece is a master stroke that I think a lot of smart people in Canada forgot about...

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The crowd (or a few losers) at the Trop are simultaneously chanting 'USA USA' and 'YANKEES SUCK'... Hard to say what side I'm on here...

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Canada needs to wait for November 2nd before agreeing to any kind of trade deal. Yes the 2.5 months of extra tariffs will hurt, but the only reason Trump is doing them now is because he's scared shitless of the midterms and knows his power is likely gone after losing them. I say we wait it out.

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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Do NOT scroll past this one. The internet is forever undefeated — the payoff is at the end. 👇😂👇 #TACO

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Thanks to the Peace president. FIFA looks even more horrifically out of touch and stupid now... America is so fucking cooked...

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

If I had a pitcher with 24 saves and an ERA of 1.3 and didn't play last game... AND my team was in the lead by one in extras... I would play him. But if you are John Schneider, you leave him sitting on his ass and lose the game by trotting out someone who's played the last two games.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

John Schneider is the dumbest fucking person in MLB... Leaves Max in after 5 for no reason and Max gives up back to back jacks to tie the game. Just THE dumbest person in the league.

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Lots to unpack here. 1. US government admits the work was shit and that's why it was peeling 2. US government admits it didn't have all the evidence before securing indictment 3. US government is full of fucking idiots 4.He's gonna get a nice settlement here. share.google/vi3CQFq0C3lj...

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Justice Dept. admits Reflecting Pool renovation was flawed, drops case against former Olympian | CNN Politics

The Justice Department is admitting that President Donald Trump’s $14 million renovation of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was flawed, and it is dropping the criminal case against former Olympia...

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Just so we are clear... Trumps dumb (with a b) 50% tarrifs on Canada won't make booze come back... So not only will alcohol producers in the USA remain down 80+%... Everyone in the USA gets to pay more for everything. America loses twice.

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