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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦

@sailortwift.bsky.social
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Just a spec of dust floating thru space. Ally, Liberal, Vaccinated...

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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 1h
And all that Potash and Energy and Minerals and Lumber and Tourists... But other than all that... Sure.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 1h
So... Just give Ukraine TO Russia? That's the plan? Oh silly me of course that was the plan all along... Mr. "I'll stop the war on day one"... Fucks sakes.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 21h
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Go Fuck Yourself
ALT: Go Fuck Yourself
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 21h
Globally, we use 3.8 to 4 million tonnes of diesel a day... So.... Thanks for the one day supply, I guess?
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 22h
This is probably bad for one of the parties... Isn't it.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 22h
Hail Mary making less than Mario and TS5 is criminal.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is he advocating for a higher minimum wage here? I honestly can't tell.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Amazing. Won the Nobel Peace Prize and immediately committed a murder.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh you don't have to guess... Walking into a room of applause, she said: “If you clap a little bit more, I may share this prize with Trump.”
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Walking into a room of applause, she said: “If you clap a little bit more, I may share this prize with Trump.” I'm not kidding... She really roasted that muffin. Lawyer, Judge, Activist, woman of color, and a world class comedian.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This was the same with the previous system too... Except it took forever to get reimbursed. The only options are to either have the cash in savings, take a loan or put on some other credit and wait. Agree it isn't the best option.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you sit on the fence it's inevitable that someone's gonna push you to the wrong side of history.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ours does pretty good even at minus 15... Yes, we have a furnace for back up. But it's not used a lot. Only on the coldest nights, or when the delta between thermo and house is a lot. And during ice storms or freezing rain we cover our heat pump and run the furnace instead.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's A.I Come at me you orange pedo....
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How long before Trump claims that it should have gone to him?
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They were in the document he signed... Lol...
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeap... Leaving his old tweets up where he's standing with Trump and loving tarrifs was extra dumb. Flip flopping probably hurts him more...
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If they don't make an MCP option available they'll be cooked.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cannot unsee it.
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Momo Character Waving Hi
ALT: Momo Character Waving Hi
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So the first time I thought his dementia-addled brain hust confused... But... Nope, this is really how he feels.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No they know they are that dumb.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazing to have absolutely no plan a month before the midterms. Just absolutely not interested in governing at all.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unless that agreement also had penalties that somehow have teeth... Then what are they gonna do? Ask nicely?
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My take is people are still turning to cheap Chinese stuff like housewares etc. because everything else is more expensive. Even with the tariffs, its still way cheaper than domestic.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me times infinity.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope the first thing she asked for was her lawyer.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like I know 47 U.S.C. § 315 doesn't apply to Faux News because they aren't technically over the air... But c'mon...
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jeebus... You can't walk in the US. You can't fly in the US. You can't eat lettuce in the US. Just stay away.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To be fair, the F91W IS iconic.... I hope he doesn't ruin it.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is because everything is so expensive, the only option is to turn to cheap Chinese stuff, even WITH the tariffs.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe... If there is a spare locker room she'd feel right at home.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She forgot to lie for a second there. Surprised they didn't bleep it out, lol.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Astounded by the skill here... and the monumental amount of hours this must take to do... And learn.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice to see you back on TV trying to bring back sanity, doc. We appreciate you.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If this was your Grandpa at Thanksgiving you'd call the funny farm immediately. Charged the US tarrifs that nobody else knew about? That's not even how tarrifs work. I do admire his dedication to the bit, that he knows absolutely nothing about how tarrifs work 98% of the time. A+ really.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's no way to enforce it... right now... And likely still no way even if the GOP loses everything in November, either.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's still not related to a congressional subpoena which is what you linked too... And also the GOP controlled committee is going to try and force the DOJ to do what exactly? C'mon...
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn't a congressional matter...
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why the rest of the world thinks the US is corrupt as fuck... And that there is no actual justice system. Just endless delays until someone ammasses enough power to force the system to bend to their will.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well one issue is the DOJ won't execute a contempt order agaisnt themselves... So it's kinda moot.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking christ on a cracker. 1. Canada barely tariffed anything from the US, since like... NAFTA 1.0 in the 90s. 2. Canadians would pay them if they applied 3. How would Canada charge these exactly? did they send the US an invoice? Can we see it? How are people in the US this fucking stupid.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And then what? Any reprocussions at all? No? Okedokee... Business as usual then.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That right leg is more fucked than a $2 hooker...
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@leopardfeasts.bsky.social
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump keeps saying this because HE, his family and billionaire friends have all made billions from his grift while in the white house... He's completely oblivious to anyone but himself and his small circle of oligarch buddies.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just completely unhinged from reality.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course the guy who fucks kids would want to implement a policy that makes it riskier for kids to walk to school in the morning, in the dark...
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol, Trump is now begging his sheep to vote absentee or by mail... Hahaha good luck with that.
Trump truth where the orange shit gibbon begs his cult to vote, including by voting early, absentee or by mail, undercutting his decade long war on voting other than in person due to fraud.
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Sailor Twift 🇨🇦 @sailortwift.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If the GOP looses in FL, TX, KS... How is it gonna be spun that it was the dastardly Canadians, in those deep red states? Could you imagine how weak the US would look if they tried that??
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