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Diane Fanning

@dianefanning.bsky.social
3.1K followers 3.9K following 760 posts

Author of 15 true crime books and 13 mystery/suspense novels. Featured on 48 Hours, 20/20, ID and many more crime shows.

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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 12h
Does anybody else stare at the dead body in a movie or TV scene to see if you can catch them breathing? #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If we all just switched to cursive and stick shift cars, we could cripple an entire generation. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girls aren't moody. They just have days when they are less likely to ut up with your crap. #seenonateeshirt
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anybody know how many cups of coffee it takes in the morning to feel human again? "Cause so far, it's not 12. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
May the last quarter of 2026 be the plot twist you've been waiting for #seenonateeshirt
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Serious as a heart 😡
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're offended by my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Conspiracy theories: Because sane, logical explanations aren't as much fun as ignorant, fear-mongering lunacy #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PERKATORY: the anguished, prolonged period spent waiting for a fresh pot of coffee to be ready #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up early and win the lottery. The odds are about the same. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Controlling my tongue is no problem. It's my face that needs deliverance #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am smitten with Britain. One of my ancestors emigrated from Wiltshire. My favorite tv show is Escape to the Country.
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've beenkidnapped and I've been trying to send you a message #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If it makes you happy, it doesn't have to make sense to anyone else. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you want out of the hole, you have to put down the shovel first #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some days getting lost in a book is the very best option #seenonateeshirt
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have decided that I need to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has to be a marketable skill. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you don't ask the question, you will never know the answer. #seenonateeshirt
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did you know an anagram of funeral is real fun? #seenonateeshirt
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oligarchssuck.bsky.social @oligarchssuck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Worst president ever with worst cabinet ever with negotiators who are serving Putin.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
'When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.' Nora Ephron #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you or makes you happy. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be borind Spend 30 seconds in my head, that'll freak you right out. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Viagra shipment stolen. Cops looking for a gang of hardened criminals. #Seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Smiles are contagious. Go forth and contaminate as many as you can #seenonateeshirt
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Linda K Sienkiewicz @lindaksienkiewicz.com · 07/09/2026
Shoutout to libraries for keeping fiction and non-fiction separate, that is not easy to do these days. @Goodwill Librarian
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
LMFAO !
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's so hot outside, I almost called my congressman so I could be around something shady #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you like to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We shall over come AGAIN #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Being abducted by aliens sounds like a fun vacation right about now. #seenonateeshirt
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Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As we elders, our daughters, and our granddaughters continue the fight for power, equality, and respect, we hold you in our hearts with love and gratitude. Rest in peace and power, Gloria Steinem. 🤍
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Gloria Steinem, Personification of the Women’s Movement, Dies at 92 (Gift Article)
She challenged sexist assumptions, helping women develop a sense of self-worth and gain a measure of equality at work, at home and in society at large.
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you name your dog Shark, never take him to the beach. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have to say weird stuff or I’ll die #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When squirrels take over the world, remember I warned you first #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If we do not feel grateful for what we already have, what makes us think we'd be happy with more? #seenonateeshirt
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Von Wolf @vonwolf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I agree
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My ducks are in a row but it’s a conga line. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Whatever life thows at you, duck and let it hit someone else. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today I am choosing kindness but we'll see. It's still early. #seenonateeshirt
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Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Human quota reached. Service will resume once I've seen enough trees. #seenonateeshirt
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