Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 12hDoes anybody else stare at the dead body in a movie or TV scene to see if you can catch them breathing? #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk. #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If we all just switched to cursive and stick shift cars, we could cripple an entire generation. #seenonateeshirt 4223838
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Girls aren't moody. They just have days when they are less likely to ut up with your crap. #seenonateeshirt 071
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anybody know how many cups of coffee it takes in the morning to feel human again? "Cause so far, it's not 12. #seenonateeshirt 050
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026May the last quarter of 2026 be the plot twist you've been waiting for #seenonateeshirt 000
Reposted by Diane Fanningebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Serious as a heart 😡 62928337
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You're offended by my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself. #seenonateeshirt 030
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Conspiracy theories: Because sane, logical explanations aren't as much fun as ignorant, fear-mongering lunacy #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 24/09/2026PERKATORY: the anguished, prolonged period spent waiting for a fresh pot of coffee to be ready #seenonateeshirt 031
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up early and win the lottery. The odds are about the same. #seenonateeshirt 130
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Controlling my tongue is no problem. It's my face that needs deliverance #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I am smitten with Britain. One of my ancestors emigrated from Wiltshire. My favorite tv show is Escape to the Country. 030
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've beenkidnapped and I've been trying to send you a message #seenonateeshirt 031
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If it makes you happy, it doesn't have to make sense to anyone else. #seenonateeshirt 032
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you want out of the hole, you have to put down the shovel first #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Some days getting lost in a book is the very best option #seenonateeshirt 052
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have decided that I need to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has to be a marketable skill. #seenonateeshirt 031
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you don't ask the question, you will never know the answer. #seenonateeshirt 050
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Did you know an anagram of funeral is real fun? #seenonateeshirt 020
Reposted by Diane Fanningoligarchssuck.bsky.social @oligarchssuck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Worst president ever with worst cabinet ever with negotiators who are serving Putin. 1058174295732
Reposted by Diane FanningAnne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia. 5953724613396
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 14/09/2026'When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.' Nora Ephron #seenonateeshirt 2261
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you or makes you happy. #seenonateeshirt 051
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not. #seenonateeshirt 030
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be borind Spend 30 seconds in my head, that'll freak you right out. #seenonateeshirt 030
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Viagra shipment stolen. Cops looking for a gang of hardened criminals. #Seenonateeshirt 171
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Smiles are contagious. Go forth and contaminate as many as you can #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's so hot outside, I almost called my congressman so I could be around something shady #seenonateeshirt 084
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you like to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water. #seenonateeshirt 030
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong. #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Being abducted by aliens sounds like a fun vacation right about now. #seenonateeshirt 020
Reposted by Diane FanningCarole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 03/09/2026As we elders, our daughters, and our granddaughters continue the fight for power, equality, and respect, we hold you in our hearts with love and gratitude. Rest in peace and power, Gloria Steinem. 🤍nytimes.comGloria Steinem, Personification of the Women’s Movement, Dies at 92 (Gift Article)She challenged sexist assumptions, helping women develop a sense of self-worth and gain a measure of equality at work, at home and in society at large. 368182024370
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you name your dog Shark, never take him to the beach. #seenonateeshirt 021
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. #seenonateeshirt 050
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I have to say weird stuff or I’ll die #seenonateeshirt 050
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 31/08/2026When squirrels take over the world, remember I warned you first #seenonateeshirt 010
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If we do not feel grateful for what we already have, what makes us think we'd be happy with more? #seenonateeshirt 131
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My ducks are in a row but it’s a conga line. #seenonateeshirt 030
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Whatever life thows at you, duck and let it hit someone else. #seenonateeshirt 040
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. #seenonateeshirt 020
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Today I am choosing kindness but we'll see. It's still early. #seenonateeshirt 050
Diane Fanning @dianefanning.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Human quota reached. Service will resume once I've seen enough trees. #seenonateeshirt 000