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@sailorssayb.bsky.social
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Some people think I’m funny but it’s just trauma✨

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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I think we need to have a conversation about your ego in all of this…. 😒
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I have never in my life had any desire to go to or be in Miami.
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
When someone says, “it’s just semantics” that infuriates me bc it’s not ever JUST semantics. We’re saying different shit and the obvious clue is the fact that our words are different… let’s get on the same vocab and then have a proper discussion. FUCK.
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Not dead!
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Sometimes I think I can talk to my family again. Then I remember how much I hate them. How much I loathe each one of them. How much I wish for the last words I said to be my final words to them. And then I realize I’m not ready for any talking. Maybe I’ll never be ready again.
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I'm an astronaut, you're the Moon I stare at you, I sing to you
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Anuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 27/04/2026
I'm just tired, man
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Men always think their ideas are the most important even if you don’t want their opinion.
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
God dammit missed again.
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Chillingly explicit blood and soil nationalism here
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/04/2026
u never see this on a tradlife mood board
An simple white tombstone in an old Willamette Valley graveyard that simply reads "BABY"
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I want to punch you.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
They should invent dogs that live forever.
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Dumb. But I love it.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Read to the end for the part where Pope Leo says the Vatican has been targeted by foreign intelligence blackmail operations
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You can hear Aaron Dessner in the new songs the most.
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Jenni @jennismovingcastle.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A bill to allow people to buy a "hot" rotisserie chicken being lauded as revolutionary kindness is going to kill me.
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I think there are (most) people that like Noah Kahan because he has good music and then there are the people that understand Noah Kahan because they have deep trauma and those people are different.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
“Regrettably for Mr. Dosio, one of the elephants was a Make-A-Wish recipient.” www.dailymail.com/news/article...
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Millionaire US big game hunter is trampled to death by elephants
A millionaire US big game hunter was ambushed and killed by FIVE angry elephants whilst hunting a small forest antelope in Central Africa armed with a shotgun.
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If I forget to take my lexapro there is 100% chance I’m am crying over an animal video the next day.
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There Is No Spoon @neumahn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Congratulations to the Georgia Women's Tennis Team!
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The Verge @theverge.com · 21/04/2026
"In the place of problem-solving technology, companies have jumped on successive bandwagons like NFTs, the metaverse, and LLMs. What these all have in common is that they are not built to really solve a market problem. They are built to make VCs and companies rich." Read more: buff.ly/Yu2AUFy
Verge headline: Silicon Valley has forgotten what normal people want
by Elizabeth Lopatto

Illustration of a brain melting in the sun
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The guy I dated in high school has gotten so fucking ugly and omg I dodged a bullet on that one. Full on bald head, fat and weird trumpy facial hair. Vomit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO
Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
La la la nothing ever changes
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"The average taxpayer in 2025 paid: $4,049 for weapons and war, vs. $2,492 for Medicaid, which provided health insurance to 68.5 million Americans in 2025 — about one in five Americans."
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Tax Day 2026: The Average Taxpayer Paid $4,049 for War and Weapons - Institute for Policy Studies
Tax Day 2026: The Average Taxpayer Paid $4,049 for War and Weapons
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Apple going from a design company to an Eng company was not on my bingo card.
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Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar.com · 15/04/2026
Breaking news: New York jury finds Ticketmaster/Live Nation to be an anticompetitive monopoly. FINALLY. A jury says the truth about what nearly everyone in Washington keeps denying. Now we need remedies that help fans & lower prices, unlike DOJ meaningless “settlement.”
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If you’ve been a fan of the show, you know what Dakota has put her through. She definitely needs help but the pile on was awful. She didn’t deserve it.
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
There is no such thing as accidental music in my life. I only listen/post songs with relevance to my life on some way. The trick is to figure out the relevance. I Easter egg my whole life lol. It’s a fun game I play completely with myself.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
ok i give up. what is "taxes are due wednesday"
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Several folks in my mentions said they quit watching the new Count of Monte Cristo on PBS because it features Black actors. My friend, you are going to be shocked when you learn the ethnicity of Alexandre Dumas.
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Eric Swalwell always looked like he was going to need to resign from congress. I can’t put my finger on it but he certainly had that look.
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Italy in 2027!!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
CNN: Four women describe sexual misconduct by Rep. Eric Swalwell, including a former staffer who says he raped her
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Exclusive: Four women describe sexual misconduct by Rep. Eric Swalwell, including a former staffer who says he raped her | CNN
A former staffer of Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading Democratic candidate for California governor, says that the congressman raped her when she was heavily intoxicated, an allegation Swalwell strongly de...
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Communication reestablished. They’re almost home!!!!
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m. r. sauter @oddletters.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
whoever they have doing the voice over on the Artemis splashdown broadcast has the most classic comforting newscaster voice, its like they dug him out of an NBC time capsule
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
No voice or data from the crew from 6 mins
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Michael F. DuBois @michaelfdubois.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I wrote and posted this to Instagram a couple of days ago and it became my most-read poem ever. I’m honored I get to feel big feelings alongside you all. I’m posting it here too and want to use this space more consistently. Hello friends ❤️
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Sit on my back porch, smoke a joint and analyze this kink survey data with me.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
1984 calendar meme with the lady saying "the empire is at war with Persia and the Pope" and the calendar says January 1054
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 09/04/2026
The suspect accused in the Gilgo Beach murders agreed to talk to behavioral analysts at the FBI when he pleaded guilty. The unit has interviewed Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy and Richard Speck.
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Gilgo Beach Killer’s ‘Unusual’ Deal Could Help Solve Other Murders
Rex Heuermann agreed to talk to behavioral analysts at the F.B.I. when he pleaded guilty. The unit has interviewed Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy and Richard Speck.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/04/2026
"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves
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sailorssayb.bsky.social @sailorssayb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
So are we then back on for the deadline or? Can someone tell us what’s going on here? Hello? Hello?
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
In a more civilized society these two people could never appear in public again without being spat on for having this ghoulish subhuman discussion.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
they’re so goddam stupid they fucked up surrendering
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Israel out there bombing the shit out of Lebanese civilians like there are Palestinian toddlers hiding there
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Two hours apart
@atrupar.com:

Q: Is the Strait of Hormuz open right now?

CAINE: I believe so. I believe so. I believe so
April 8, 2026@EnglishFars on X: The passage of oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz has been halted following Israel’s attacks on Lebanon
08 Apr 26
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