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@stopfordianneil.bsky.social
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A kind and interesting gentleman (not my words) Still known as Ian-Neil. Founding member of #bobblehatclub and Lord Neil of Bobblecestershire ‘Stable but dangerous’ Nigella says I’m lovely. Definitely not a Hot Dad. Hopefully an Adequate dad.

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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 3h
www.maptap.gg October 7 100🎯 91👑 88🎉 80✨ 67🙂 Final score: 808
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So a thing has happened. Yesterday the joint mortgage on the house owned by me and ex was paid off by her and therefore as of now I am no longer a homeowner. End of another chapter in my book.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 6 93🏆 90👑 94🏅 94🏅 72😁 Final score: 869
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social happy burfdy Ness, hope you have a good ‘un.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a helluva read. But of course the men that take advantage of women like Monica wouldn’t be reading things like this.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 5 98🔥 96🔥 92🏆 93🏆 92🏆 Final score: 933
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social wooo!!! 🥳 happy birthday to the wonderful VV. You brighten all our days with your blooming brilliant jumpers and lovely smiling face. Hope you have the bestest time today, celebrating.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Started watching the last series of Colin from Accounts. Why did none of you tell me it would be like this????
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Online dating hasn’t been a massive success in terms of matches, but I got one yesterday. Similar age, great photos. Twice I have pointed out something in the profile, and twice they have said they didn’t know what I meant. I thought it was me getting it wrong the first time, but the second…
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 4 92🏆 88🎉 89🎉 48😕 86🎓 Final score: 760
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m not going to reply to that post. It’s bait.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH After a terrible night sleep (possibly due to flu jab, I could feel my arm as I lay on it), when I saw 2 3 4 and 5am, my alarm was set for 7.45 for the F1. DELAYED START DUE TO RAIN😡🤬😡🤬 Make the fuckers drive. Supposed to be the best drivers in the world.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Travis on my tellybox now. Reminds me when I saw them in Manchester a few years back. The hottest I have ever been at a gig, hotter than Satan’s arsehole. Fran nearly passed out.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve just put In The Grey on the tellybox. Didn’t realise when I chose it that Eiza Gonzales was in it. What a Brucey Bonus.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tea tonight is seared tuna on a smashed cucumber and edamame bean salad, with avocado and mango salsa. And it’s bloody lush! Form an orderly queue ladies.
Said meal on a black plate
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m watching this England match and I still don’t understand what an Elliott Anderson is. I’m genuinely really glad that Utd didn’t spaff all that cash on him.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
Mark’s profile pic with added Dracula fangs
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@jules111985.bsky.social
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Alt: Man gives an ‘mmm hmmm’ look
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 3 88🎉 51😞 92🏆 99🔥 90👑 Final score: 890 Canada is another of those places that screws me over all the time.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yaaaassssssss!!!!!! Good choice Traitors
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 2 100🎯 90👑 93🏆 90👑 97🔥 Final score: 937
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still love Stephen and Rachel. So glad they won last series.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do so love it when the overthinking and intrusive thoughts rattle around my head like when a kid kicks an empty can down a quiet street.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 30 97🔥 87🎓 100🎯 57😔 73🫢 Final score: 774 Africa. Every time.
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Stella @capestells.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone please read this peice. Thank you @chadbourn.bsky.social for writing it. substack.com/@chadbourn/n...
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The Man Problem
The Cornell Rape Case is a feature not a bug
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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aye up me ducks… first in the next instalment of Amelia’s Year of art pieces now available… In a Flap. OG artwork/prints of this Mama Mallard + two fluffy waklings from an early 2026 Eden Dock session artofnote.sumupstore.com/product/in-a... #birdart #birds #ducks #ducklings #watercolour #bsnm
Watercolour of Flapping Mama Mallard taking care of her two wee fluffy wakkers with the lovely reflections at Eden Dock
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 29 80🌞 90👑 81✨ 85😁 87🎓 Final score: 848
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today I was supposed to be at a conference in Birmingham. Today I’m in bed nursing a lack of both sleep and voice. Send vats of coffee and head strokes please.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just realised that I’d not seen posts from a few mutuals recently. Went through my list of people I like to hear from and they were all dropped from it. Bah!
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 28 93🏆 87🎓 89🎉 95🏅 90👑 Final score: 913 Pretty pleased with today’s score, given context of a few other people’s scores I have seen
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Out wandering and saw a house for sale, that from the road I thought would be in my budget. I dive onto the estate agent website. £725k. Like a tardis inside but also has an outbuilding the size of my apartment. It’s a no from me.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@seanayling.bsky.social was on a wander and it started to rain. Thought about popping in for a quick one, but decided to be good for a change.
Crown Inn, Stockport.
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Mairi Damer @marzid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In other news, I just wrote a piece about the lack of robust resistance to the far right. If you’re looking for neutrality, jog on ✊ www.wordupscot.co.uk/2026/09/cour...
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@detritus.bsky.social morning mate! Hope you have/ are having/ had a great day. Wishing you all the best for whatever remains of it.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 27 99🔥 94🏆 97🔥 90👑 49😟 Final score: 804 The last one 😭😭😭😭😭
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ooooh @xxhi-its-lauraxx.bsky.social new music from Chvrches, am I right in thinking you like them too?
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh yes, autocorrect. Clearly when I typed naps I meant NATOs. 🙄 Utterly ridiculous.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is 6.36am on a Sunday, so of course I’m making the most of the one day I don’t have to go anywhere or do anything by sleeping in, right? RIGHT???? Pffft.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is anyone else’s autocorrect going weird at the moment? It’s completely missing words or changing them from what I typed to something which changes the meaning of what I’m saying. It’s like the AI behind it has gone mad. Bring back how it was 5 yrs ago please. I can cope with changing ‘ducking’😬
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 26 87🎓 94🏅 94🏅 84😁 95🏅 Final score: 906 How was my best score the last one??!! Just all a bit close but no cigar today
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 1️⃣4️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/ Bloody hell. Another of these stupid games that I’m going to get obsessed with.
toys.jamesomalley.co.uk
MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 25 100🎯 86🎓 89🎉 83😁 97🔥 Final score: 904 Very lucky on the last one
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On the French Swiss border they speak in hushed tones of a mystery man who roams the mountains in goggles wittering about Manchestercestershire They call him Rosbif. Less a hero. More a bogeyman.
Marksstupidavi
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The whole ‘drinking at the football’ discourse. The biggest reason (other than the quite obvious violence) in my mind is because of the dickheads who celebrate a goal by chucking their pint in the air. I don’t go to get showered in beer.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 24 83🌟 90🎉 90👑 75😂 90👑 Final score: 848 I’ll take that, tough one today
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please read my extremely graphic account of oral sex. It will make you a better queer ally.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Right. Last of the week of gigs. I’ll need a rest after this.
Me holding a pint in front of the stage which is lit red currently but no act on yet
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 23 92🏆 98🎯 82🌟 81✨ 83😁 Final score: 846 All these places are just too big.
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yin and yang. In the space of a day. Someone external sent a message to my boss saying, and I quote, “Neil is truly one of a kind and a pleasure to work with” And then…. Someone internal sent a message to my boss saying (paraphrasing here):
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Neil @stopfordianneil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reading about everyone having weird dreams last night and I’ve had my flashback! I was at a speed dating event at the church I used to go to as a kid. It was chaos. And as per usual only the wholly unsuitable choices were interested in me. The ones that I wanted to talk to weren’t having it.
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