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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓

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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Back to the office with you must pay water
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Someone needs to pay Disney rights for Pooh Coffee
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
It will never be okay.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
They going to hit the remaining public libraries to watch an ancient movie, Super Bad, and make their own driver's license to become of age.
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Mike (spooky version) 🎃👻 @michaelt2300.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
“Our biscuits, comrade”, I say as I take the last one from the basket and slather blackberry jelly on it
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Part of the mourning process is when Google Photo shows up with a slide show of photos from the person that no longer shares this air with you.
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PierogiAddict @pierogiaddict.fightins.online · 19/08/2025
They absolutely cannot handle leftists telling them that the West Wing isn't real. If this was Star Trek the kindest thing to do would be to put them in that simulation cube Data made for Moriarty but instead of Victorian England, it's just season 3 of the West Wing.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Volodymyr Zelensky wore a modified suit for today's meeting with President Trump. But where was his eyeliner? by J.D. Vance
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
There is no moral equivalence between bullies and the bullied, between tyranny and democracy, or between brutality and decency. No individual can be free in a society devoid of justice. There can be no liberty where brutality reigns.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
abcnews.go.com/US/suspected...
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Suspected gunman in CDC shooting had grievance toward Covid vaccine: Sources
Suspected gunman in CDC shooting had grievance toward Covid vaccine: Sources
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed. Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 trillion in tax cuts for the richest 1%... "That's just how it is."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
“It’s meant to disrespect women generally you see, not just athletes”
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
🤡 @nikkei.com asia.nikkei.com/economy/trad...
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Fuck feeling old AF remembering Red Hat as Linux distro not some jerk that lacks human empathy or likes Mahomes.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
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two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Until midterms daily nutritional intake includes: - vodka seltzer - gummies - Pepto - Celsius Somewhere there is a carbon based food object.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Takopi's Original Sin is so hard to watch. Like fuuuck I need a stiff drink with every episode.
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NPR @npr.org · 07/08/2025
The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.
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Video shows Department of Justice official urging Jan. 6 rioters to 'kill' cops
The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
My Wednesday meal on a Thursday make my inner spicy loving child super happy. #wendys
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It's Caturday and you WILL be judged #cats #caturday
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The only way I can remember MLB trade deals and US Trade deals are different is one includes the Mariners.
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Bob Nightengale @bnightengale.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Cleveland Guardians closer Emmanuel Clase’s trade value completely evaporates as he is being investigated by MLB for gambling violations. He joins Guardians teammate Luis Ortiz on non-disciplinary leave.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Electric eels
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PapaTJ 🤗 🌈 @papatj.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
He could have bought the Bills and this wouldn't have happened.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
If AI was so great it should have been able to identify Senator Tim Scott next to Trump and Powell. Imagine, serving since 2013 and Ai still doesn't know who you are.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Rest in Peace Ozzy Osbourne
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
A photo of a TV where a woman dressed as a ghost for the Eras Tour is interviewed by local news. The caption reads “Woman hides identity because she called in sick to work.”
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
July, August, September are rarely "good" months for trading. These levels are artificially high to tier of ASS-partame.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
In January 2023, 60% of the contributing factor to the net 6.3% increase of US inflation was shelter costs for consumer CPI for individuals and businesses that rent.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Just remind yourself that you can't spell "trickle down economics" without first encountering a trick to believe napkin theory
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Trump is firing immigration judges. His regime is ending "temporary protected status" for thousands of people here legally. ICE is arresting asylum seekers at their hearings. The DOJ is threatening to strip immigrants of their citizenship. Trump never actually supported "legal immigration."
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
meidasnews.com/news/exclusi...
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Exclusive: Artist Slams DHS for Using Painting Without Permission
Trump's deportation forces did not ask to use Morgan Weistling's artwork
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
In 1965, the government recruited thousands of strapping high-school boys to replace Mexican workers on farms in Texas and California. A lot of the boys went on strike. Others quit. The program "was considered a giant failure and was never tried again." www.npr.org/sections/the...
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When The U.S. Government Tried To Replace Migrant Farmworkers With High Schoolers
In 1964, a program that brought migrant Mexican laborers to the U.S. ended. So the U.S. recruited American students to pick crops instead. When they saw their living conditions, strikes ensued.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
“Of course it said bigoted shit it read posts on Twitter” as an official explanation is honestly better than anything we can say to make fun of it
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I am so old I get Ciara and Cierra confused. I will see myself to the nursing home with the 1,2 step
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
rto boo
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 07/07/2025
🧵 Two 19-year-old Mexican counselors, Silvana Garza Valdez and María Paula Zárate, are the reason nearly 20 young girls at Camp Mystic survived the deadly Texas floods. As water surged before dawn, they led the girls—some as young as 7—to safety through windows and into raging floodwaters.
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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I have no regrets about spending my life savings. My retirement plan is to live off the dividends of Beanie Babies.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
me 2017: wow John Cusack retweeted me. tee-hee imagine what 1980s me woulda thought me today: oh John Cusack is sharing antisemitic memes associating child rape with Jews.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
That weird tense to sub to the NY Times to read the article, pay money, but also see BS opinion columns.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Ode to living through another historic once-in-a-lifetime event and waking from tummy ache
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The local news attempted to do a story claiming that helado arrests were down in LA compared to Boston but it has me thinking: * The population % can't be compared. * What if all arrests are not appropriately booked into the system.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
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'Shock and disbelief': U.S. citizen says ICE arrested her during Santa Ana park raid
Heidi Plummer, a Newport Beach attorney and U.S. citizen, said she was walking around Centennial Regional Park in Santa Ana when ICE agents arrested her in a sweep.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I drank so much fanta in the heat, it was not a fantastic day.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Julienne cut vegetables perfectly and cut my finger while slicing butter.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Who in the fuck would allow bail. www.union-bulletin.com/news/nationa...
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Vance Boelter being held by US Marshals ahead of first appearance in federal court
MINNEAPOLIS — Vance Boelter is being held in the custody of U.S. Marshals as he awaits his first court appearance in federal court Monday afternoon.
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