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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓

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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Back to the office with you must pay water
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
You need to learn how to tape. I love Adidas trail runners because they tend to be wider then other brands. Also hit dollar tree and learn how to apply the massage tape to your calves and heels because if you are not used to walking on uneven terrain, you will probably pull a muscle.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Someone needs to pay Disney rights for Pooh Coffee
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
It will never be okay.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
They going to hit the remaining public libraries to watch an ancient movie, Super Bad, and make their own driver's license to become of age.
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Mike (spooky version) 🎃👻 @michaelt2300.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
“Our biscuits, comrade”, I say as I take the last one from the basket and slather blackberry jelly on it
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Part of the mourning process is when Google Photo shows up with a slide show of photos from the person that no longer shares this air with you.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Jason Levin is proof your sorority will connect you with a better job then your grades in University
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PierogiAddict @pierogiaddict.fightins.online · 19/08/2025
They absolutely cannot handle leftists telling them that the West Wing isn't real. If this was Star Trek the kindest thing to do would be to put them in that simulation cube Data made for Moriarty but instead of Victorian England, it's just season 3 of the West Wing.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Volodymyr Zelensky wore a modified suit for today's meeting with President Trump. But where was his eyeliner? by J.D. Vance
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Come on cankles
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
There is no moral equivalence between bullies and the bullied, between tyranny and democracy, or between brutality and decency. No individual can be free in a society devoid of justice. There can be no liberty where brutality reigns.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Jerk didn't pay the toll either
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
abcnews.go.com/US/suspected...
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Suspected gunman in CDC shooting had grievance toward Covid vaccine: Sources
Suspected gunman in CDC shooting had grievance toward Covid vaccine: Sources
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Does that mean Mrs Potato head is really wearing a hijab??
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed. Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 trillion in tax cuts for the richest 1%... "That's just how it is."
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Ode to the future jumbo screen display that will one day show romantic display of fist into the disrespectful jerfk's face.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
“It’s meant to disrespect women generally you see, not just athletes”
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
🤡 @nikkei.com asia.nikkei.com/economy/trad...
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Fuck feeling old AF remembering Red Hat as Linux distro not some jerk that lacks human empathy or likes Mahomes.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Give a shit because you don't have the same background clearances for construction laborer in these special contracts compared to any other government and contractor job. The guys mowing the congressional lawn go through more background checks then the guy slapping the home depot gold wall accents.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
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two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Until midterms daily nutritional intake includes: - vodka seltzer - gummies - Pepto - Celsius Somewhere there is a carbon based food object.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Takopi's Original Sin is so hard to watch. Like fuuuck I need a stiff drink with every episode.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Naw in Takopi's Original Sin , Marina-chan is a dick. Shizuka-chan did nothing to have that level of reactionary rudeness.
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NPR @npr.org · 07/08/2025
The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.
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Video shows Department of Justice official urging Jan. 6 rioters to 'kill' cops
The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
My Wednesday meal on a Thursday make my inner spicy loving child super happy. #wendys
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It's Caturday and you WILL be judged #cats #caturday
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The only way I can remember MLB trade deals and US Trade deals are different is one includes the Mariners.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Also for context: I live near seminary, convent, and Catholic University soooo my "Latin area" experience is not similar to everyone else.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Tridentine Latin Mass not Novus Ordo, right?
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
It's 45 minutes to 1 hr it's at 6am / 7am. It's normal in Spanish Catholic churches to have Latin mass often. Now if they do weekly Easter Vigil we're fucked.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
They've always had daily Catholic mass but it was in early morning to not conflict with regular work. I remember my HS calculus teacher (Latin F) defending going to daily morning mass when students were being jerks saying their bad grades were because she was not w/Jesus.
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Bob Nightengale @bnightengale.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Cleveland Guardians closer Emmanuel Clase’s trade value completely evaporates as he is being investigated by MLB for gambling violations. He joins Guardians teammate Luis Ortiz on non-disciplinary leave.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Electric eels
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Think of all the money he could have saved taking a plea deal knowing he would get pardoned
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Is she too good for American Mustangs?
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PapaTJ 🤗 🌈 @papatj.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
He could have bought the Bills and this wouldn't have happened.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
If AI was so great it should have been able to identify Senator Tim Scott next to Trump and Powell. Imagine, serving since 2013 and Ai still doesn't know who you are.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Rest in Peace Ozzy Osbourne
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
They asked to generate accomplishments not positive accomplishments. I added "positive" and yielded: 1. FDR 2. Lincoln 3. Lyndon B Johnson 4. Barack Obama 5. Harry S. Truman 6. Ronald Reagan 7. George Washington I think it's all in what you feed because I enjoyed Lincoln Vampire Hunter.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Gronk got a contract worth $200 million, he still makes money.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Sam's club had the big bag for $3.41 cents... Where is it $6??
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
A photo of a TV where a woman dressed as a ghost for the Eras Tour is interviewed by local news. The caption reads “Woman hides identity because she called in sick to work.”
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Waldorf or Slaw is better. Real Caesar should have smashed fish
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
July, August, September are rarely "good" months for trading. These levels are artificially high to tier of ASS-partame.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
In January 2023, 60% of the contributing factor to the net 6.3% increase of US inflation was shelter costs for consumer CPI for individuals and businesses that rent.
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𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 @s0yp0p.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Just remind yourself that you can't spell "trickle down economics" without first encountering a trick to believe napkin theory
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