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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 23h

Please read Swan Boy and tell people about Swan Boy and join my patreon to see more/early Swan Boy

Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The new GTA will be $80, but games were going for as high as $60 back in 1996. That's about $127 in today's dollars. This tracks because video games today are only two-thirds as good as they were 30 years ago.

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it's actually pronounced like sriracha

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The League of Extraordinary Standers

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if you haven't had the chance to catch any of the history of charging the mound: The Big One streams live on youtube tomorrow night, free to watch for everybody ROBIN VENTURA VS. NOLAN RYAN 9 pm eastern 83 minutes, color, closed captioning available www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...

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ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN

YouTube video by Secret Base

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

saw and kinda liked Digger this weekend, so that's small talk starters all set for me for the week

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it's important otherwise it gets corrupted

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN

It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

drunkenly knocking over mint-lemon infused water in a too-thin glass container while rummaging around for my styrofoam container of leftover cheesesteak egg rolls from the bar

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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it's not hard to imagine a world in which the Milwaukee Bucks won another title or held onto Giannis Antetokounmpo forever. so how did we end up here instead? COLLAPSE is back: www.patreon.com/SecretBase/p...

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How the Bucks lost hope, then lost Giannis | Secret Base

How the Bucks lost hope, then lost Giannis by Secret Base on Patreon. Join Secret Base's community for exclusive content and updates.

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Big Event" by Ray Russell

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Well not all of us are lucky enough to stay in hotels with two TVs so we can watch this and Speed at the same time

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

despite liking the song forever i was recently turned on to the music video which i had never seen and is also very fun www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrn...

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The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Official HD Video)

YouTube video by TheAvalanchesVEVO

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Please consider following gok here, on youtube, on Instagram and everywhere while this hopefully gets sorted. They are the best. And I'll talk about this on stream, I have a lot to say about twitch Moderation and what the platform deems acceptable.

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is Taylor Lorenz’s every day but for real. So maybe keep the jokes to yourself!!!

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One quick safety tip as we get deeper into Ren Faire season: yelling “Hey look it’s Brennan Lee Mulligan!” is the equivalent of yelling “fire” in a crowded theater and will get you kicked out and permanently banned

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

hey, listen pal. I NEED to use X for work. my job *requires* the use of a tool owned by the world's first trillionaire that connects me directly to racists and pedophiles. or i can't work

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

sure, it's a nazi website with an AI child porn generator that is owned by the world's richest man who did a sieg heil at the president's inauguration, but at least they got the quibi guy

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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"We messed up 🥺👉👈" this is how stupid they think you are lol. I actually think if you steal 131 million dollars from people making poverty wages, you shouldn't be allowed to be a company anymore!

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

lots of people are saying that the racism app with the child porn generator owned by the world's richest man is better than it's ever been actually

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

this is the kind conversation you overhear at a coffee shop and you and your partner make that "are you hearing these assholes?" face

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think we need more small, dense, local hardware stores filled with tons of little useful shit and shelves made out of 2x4. I need a wizened old man who knows exactly which hex bit I need and a 3-way convo with a stranger about paint types. Steal the Home Depot theme and give it to Brett’s Hardware

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Zach Braff would kill you for that, today

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pegglestown is the major stop on Heroin Highway.

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mamdani gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Well, looks like the cat’s out of the bag, so I can confirm: look out for the next big Secret Base project in 2027, “Footballs”

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Live your life in a way that doesn’t get you murdered and put in an AI prompt where you’re chattin it up with Hitler and Bin Laden in heaven

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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

9/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!

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Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

some guys get all the luck

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

god is dead of course. but still, fun story

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Mike Reiss, one of the producers for The Simpsons, came to speak at my university circa 08. Someone asked him how Simpsons folks felt about the rise of Family Guy. He told this MacFarlane story, then said “so, God likes the Simpsons, but he must REALLY like Family Guy. Who am I to argue with that?”

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i think this was my actual introduction to The Onion (and if it wasn't, it had not been long) and it's no exaggeration to say this issue fully re-wired my brain. this made me want to write comedy

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

That… doesn’t look like college football

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You know, between this, the “Paterno Family Room” and oh right the last 15 years of generally behavior, I almost might just think my alma mater is up to no good

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