Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialCiaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Why ruin such an incredible delicacy with beef tartare? 3264
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialAnn M. Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 31/07/2026future me is going to be really unhappy with current me's nutritional choices fuck you future me 1392
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialPaul McNamara @mpaulmcnamara.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Oh this is like when the hotel owner took Tony Soprano on as a partner to get rid of his problematic son-in-law. 12411
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialLorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Cape Verde are still the only team Spain hasn't beaten in this World Cup 4403111
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous. 633640520
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Mark Carney's speech is now only the second most acute analysis of where the world is at right now: 423963770
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialSabina Stent @sabinastent.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988. 101366342
ryanphurley.bsky.social @ryanphurley.bsky.social · 07/11/2025@smtuffy bsky.social x.com/Neil_Irwin/s...x.comNeil Irwin on X: "Chart of the year: https://t.co/spb6EIRHwB" / XChart of the year: https://t.co/spb6EIRHwB 000
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialRichard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I get tired. Sterling wasn't a good announcer for years, but he's a nice guy and never got in the way. Think about it. Uecker did nothing but make people happy while teaching them about baseball. Scully was like watching with a Jesuit. Kalas, you met a new friend at the bar. Then this. 16531
ryanphurley.bsky.social @ryanphurley.bsky.social · 26/09/2025@dicknixon.bsky.social x.com/chrisillumin...x.com 000
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards. 954536679295
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/08/2025It's the Edge's birthday today, so we're contractually obligated to post this ridiculous piece from our archives.buff.lyPostcards from “The Edge”1979 Dear Mum: Hello, this is The Edge. (Your son, Dave.) Still playing guitar. I am in a new band now. We are becoming quite popular here in Dubli... 19927
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 03/08/2025OH MY GOD THEY HAD HIDE THE PAIN HAROLD AT THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX TODAY. Where was he on Martin Brundle’s Grid Walk? 28614
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 01/08/2025sad to see the inventor of wearing baseball hats miss like this 3759253
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialpost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 16/07/2025the funniest possibility is if Bill Barr had him killed to protect Trump but didn't tell Trump 3351458
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/06/2025Cigarettes everywhere. Cigarettes in restaurants. Cigarettes in cars. Cigarettes on planes. Walls and upholstery absolutely yellowed with tar. 621138145
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialJonathan V. Last @jvl.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Georgetown and Notre Dame engaged in a century's long arms race to create the first American pope only to have Villanova pants both of them. I have no ties to any of those schools. And yet that fact brings me a tremendous amount of joy. 471300113
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialTuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025America really started to go off the rails when they started to routinely elect teetotallers as president. 1101
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialJonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Love how no matter how much you suck his pole, he’ll sewer you for the lolz. “He told me on Sunday that was his plan” lmao 0133
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialSatan’s Niece @krissychula.bsky.social · 06/04/2025This is high art 526263177516
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialLaura E. Hall @lauraehall.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage 19270741974
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Apologies for this top-tier mental health advice but you’ll be a lot happier when you just accept that there will never be a reckoning 22452104
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 05/12/2024“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said 301280065085
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialGrudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024“I was lying in that private email about what a horrible piece of shit my son is.” 1561078
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialTuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Well well well how the turntables … 051
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/11/2024They’re so close to calling it High Performance Drinking 3435526
Reposted by @ryanphurley.bsky.socialPaul George Lombard Jr. @herroyalredness.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I half assed it 2666
