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Admin: @effzehnati.com & @effzehusa.com Come on #effzeh! 🔴🐐 Founder: Die Innenstadt #FCCincy 🔶🔷 Cincinnati, Ohio 📌

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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me when I look at the FC Cincinnati October schedule:
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 30/09/2026
I'm a political sicko. And seeing headlines that day "Eric Schmitt is setting the stage for Vance's VP in 2028" is hilarious because I had to look him up to see who he was. I've never heard of this man until he showed his whole ass at the Senate hearing.
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Show this week. We sum up the men’s season so far, look at the Frauen Pokal, and announce our Pokal prediction winner For fun hours, we’ll be doing a Hunger Games simulator with Bundesliga mascots, it’ll make way more sense on the show lol Thursday at 6pm Central www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner
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Hunger Games Winner
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 23/09/2026
Reminder to never use Sticker Mule. Dude's a psycho who is using your money to hurt everyone you care about.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
big fan of how absurdly high the quality of this video of a rotating chicken sandwich (which is on wikimedia commons for some reason) is
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Your regular reminder that this is a public website and things that you say can and will be used against you.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
I don’t know what ESPN is saying about the Clippers because it’s the most expensive single channel in the universe & it’s like six hours straight of a guy in a tank top that would make me put my headphones on if I was in line behind him at a Costco.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 02/09/2026
JK Rowling is Dolly Parton’s Wario.
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Joseph Lowery @joeclowery.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
👀 Sources: MLS is fully returning to the U.S. Open Cup. All 27 U.S.-based MLS teams will participate in a revamped version of the country's longest-running soccer competition 🏆 Reporting with @benwright.bsky.social for @backheeled.com ⤵️
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Sources: MLS to return all of its teams to the U.S. Open Cup
All 27 U.S.-based MLS teams will return to a revamped version of the country's longest-running soccer competition.
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Chicago Effzeh @chicagoeffzeh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We are the greatest team in the world #effzeh
Members of Effzeh Chicago at AJ Hudsons
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Melanie Anzidei @melanieanzidei.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@cloud9goth.bsky.social’s pride match tifo 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The situation in Haiti is terrifying. On Sunday, 150 gunmen swept down on a town to kill, rape, loot, and burn. 22 people were executed in a churchyard. 52 were taken hostage. Stephen Miller mockingly says Haiti is safe and ICE just sent its second deportation flight this month; with kids on board.
They arrived in silence, under cover of darkness, heavily armed as they surrounded the town and moved through Kenscoff’s rugged terrain and towering forests in the mountains above the Haitian capital. Numbering around 150, the gunmen swept through several locations as they made their way toward the center of the town, opening fire on resident who tried to flee. At least 13 people were shot and killed as the gunmen ran through downtown, according to an account by the United Nations human rights office. As more than 50 others sought refuge in L’Arche de la Nouvelle Alliance, a Protestant church that had been sheltering people already displaced by the violence, the gunmen pursued them. When they arrive, they forced residents from the church and executed 22 of them in its courtyard. A dozen others were killed behind the sanctuary. The attackers didn’t just stop there. Before withdrawing from downtown, an area encompassing City Hall and a Haiti National Police substation, they abducted at least 52 people, including a mother and her five children, as well as another mother and her infant. Children and elderly who could not run were killed inside their homes. Others were burned alive after gunmen set at least a dozen houses on fire, witnesses told the National Human Rights Defense Network. The attackers also shot horses and other livestock inside the rural enclave.
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 28/08/2026
#Bundesliga
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Fandango @fandango.com · 28/08/2026
A NEW BUNDESLIGA SEASON STARTS TODAY FC Bayern:vs: VFB Stuttgart 2:30 PM ET • STREAM LIVE & FREE ON FANDANGO No subscription. No login. Just soccer. fandan.co/Bundesliga
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Show in 30 minutes. Its mens Bundesliga thyme.
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1. FC Köln Cincinnati - EffzehNati @effzehnati.com · 27/08/2026
Bundesliga returns tomorrow! We'll be at @rhinehausotr.bsky.social for our opener against Heidenheim on Saturday, at 930am! #effzeh
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 26/08/2026
Weird to see Al Jazeera post a photo of a Cincinnati polling location
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A perfect sticker for the perfect occasion @effzehusa.com
It was not necessary to make it that suspenseful
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
STEERW.BMF
A cowboy wresting a steer to the ground. He looks, unnervingly, directly at the camera, as if to say, I dare you to try this. Dave studies the ad in the magazine. It’s for Marlboro cigarettes. He’s pretty sure the cowboy is his dad. Or at least, the actor playing the cowboy is his dad. It’s the mustache that convinces Dave.
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Show this week. We preview the Frauen Bundesliga season with a table prediction Then we go into our Mens DFB Pokal preview show where we go into every match up with a brief history of who the teams are, and run our upset detector. Thursday at 6pm Central www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner
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Bus to Olympiastadion Berlin for DFB-Pokal
ALT: Bus to Olympiastadion Berlin for DFB-Pokal
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 14/08/2026
I see we're in our monthly 'is Bluesky dying" discourse. Excited for this to end tomorrow and then return after everyone gets bored after Labor Day.
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Badgerdeutsch🔜 @badgerdeutsch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Derek Rae @raecomm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The DFB has decided to reintroduce standing areas at Germany national team games for the first time in 25 years. Ticket prices will begin at 18 Euro. Hopefully an example to others.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The amount of ppl in the comments and replies of this post who seem to know that the Democratic Party presidential primaries allocate delagates proportionally by vote share (which is a pretty small d democratic way to do this btw) is maybe about 1%.
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1. FC Köln Supporters USA @effzehusa.com · 07/08/2026
We come back with great news. For 8th time, the Effzeh US Meet Up is back. This year it is in Philadelphia from October 9-11th Well be at the Philadelphia Union game at night, and watching the Köln/Gladbach match on whatever day its announced See the schedule and RSVP here: www.effzehusa.com/2026
8th annual Effzeh Meetup 

Philadelphia, PA

October 9-11th 2026

More info at www.effzehusa.com/2026
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Today's the day. We are back and so is the 2. Bundesliga. Well do table predictions and other fun stuff for the leagues return.
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 04/08/2026
Crazy that MLS is wasting their time with leagues cup just weeks after the months long world cup break. No one cares about this tournament
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 04/08/2026
How'd I do? Play Centurions: centurions.futi.live
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 04/08/2026
I hate it when podcasts just start putting all the old episodes back into the feed as new episodes. If I wanted to listen to the early episodes of a podcast I would scroll back and listen to them
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
2. BUNDESLIGA RETURNS THIS WEEK
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 02/08/2026
Front view of Zoidberg's face.
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 02/08/2026
Zoox sounds like a Scandinavian nicotine product, not an autonomous vehicle.
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 01/08/2026
There's another Spiderman movie?
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 31/07/2026
🙃😭🫠 iykyk
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Still from Rogue One. An imperial commander asks Mads Mikkelson

"Bluesky? Really? A man of your talents?"


He responds: "its a simple life."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2026
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 28/07/2026
😭🤣🫠
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
💰 Sources: MLS owners expected to hear presentation on significant changes to structure of roster rules, centered around a more open salary cap system Potential huge change for future of MLS. DPs would remain Reporting with @paultenorio.bsky.social Details ⬇️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...
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MLS owners to hear proposed changes to league’s roster, spending rules: Sources (Gift Article)
The MLS board of governors will convene around the All-Star Game in Charlotte, and some high-impact items are on the agenda
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 28/07/2026
Six months into President Trump’s oil blockade, Cubans are losing sleep in the sweltering heat. Our reporter Jack Nicas visited Havana, where residents explained how they struggle to sleep with no electricity for fans or air conditioning.
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 27/07/2026
When ordering groceries today via app, pretty much every bag of lettuce was severely marked down. I'm not falling for that, Taylor Farms.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.
A real tweet from the Department of Defense that says "It's not an option" above a meme that just says WINNING.
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Other Bundesliga @otherbundesliga.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Absolutely love this auto-translation of "Urgestein" 😂😂😂
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 21/07/2026
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wow that was a painful final, you know what wont be painful? Hertha vs Bochum on Friday, August 7th. The season opener of the best mens league on earth, the 2. Bundesliga. Get ready for the start of the league that nobody can predict.
Bochum vs Hertha in 19 days at 1:30pm central
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Happy for this guy.
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Not only do we stand by our reporting. Madison Square Garden’s ridiculous lawsuit actually confirms it, noting the company did, in fact, track the sexual orientation of LGBTQIA celebrities in its talent database.
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 17/07/2026
I didn't know MLS returned today until someone in a soccer discord said something about it like 6 hours ago (and that game ended up getting cancelled lol). And I have season tickets for my local MLS team.
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Show today Really outdid ourselves with this one See you later today
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ryanlammi @ryanlammi.com · 15/07/2026
Fandango getting Bundesliga rights is something that Jack Donaghy would have done as Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming for General Electric in 30 Rock
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Neon Deutschland @neondeutschland.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hydration Break.
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