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Geoff Tebbetts

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Podcast host for Cincinnati Soccer Talk, NASR soccer writer, Nihongo nerd and translator, can push you out of a sumo ring right properly

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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 5h
This makes me want to build a rocking chair so that I can retire properly
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 7h
Me when I look at the FC Cincinnati October schedule:
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 8h
War is peace. Real is fake. Iowa is Atlanta.
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 8h
Riverhounds to MLS, confirmed
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In bed from a cold for the first time in years. This sucks, man.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After a disappointing loss in Montreal, where do we go from here? Your CST Monday Night Live Show with Jeremy, Jason, and Jacob starts now! #FCCincy #MLS www.youtube.com/live/WQpwby_...
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CST Episode 481 - Les Misérables
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Keyser Soze actually exists.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FCC loses in Montreal extending winless steak to six.
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FC Cincinnati winless streaks extends to six matches after 3-1 loss in Montreal
FC Cincinnati had just nine matches remaining going into their showdown with CF Montreal. FCC are hanging on to the last playoff spot in the east for dear life and desperately needed three points. The Rolling Stones said it best, you can't always get what you want. FC Cincinnati (8-9-9 33pts) fell 3-1 to second bottom in the entire MLS CF Montreal (6-6-15 24 pts), in a match where FCC badly needed three points.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With the playoffs looming large, international play comes at a bad time for MLS teams. FC Cincinnati and CF Montreal clash on Saturday with much of their rosters depleted. Our preview for this weekend's match:
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International Impact: FC Cincinnati set to travel to The City of Saints
For most of the major soccer leagues of the world, the newly instated 16-day international break allows for a chance for supporters to enjoy their stars representing their homelands. Typically, this window also offers chance for recuperation and additional tactical refinement. However MLS fixtures will bleed into the break, with Saturday's matches being the last until the majority of teams return to action on October 10th.
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
KABLOOIE
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let's broaden our horizons and think from a global perspective during this international break. We talk with Andy Coronado from The Ball Is Round before Saturday's match between FC Cincinnati and CF Montreal.
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S11 E29 Jersey Swap – CF Montreal – Andy Coronado from The Ball Is Round
The international window is upon us, an event that takes a second meaning this weekend. While the USMNT take on the Canadian national team in a few weeks, FC Cincinnati cross the northern border for their own international dialogue with CF Montreal on Saturday. The team formerly known as the Impact have been floundering through another managerial change. However, Montreal still gave Cincinnati a scare in March, scoring three and forcing Cincinnati down to 10 men.
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Time to reset the clock to < 0 > again. The national embarrassment continues.
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A “welcome” and “thank you” to the new people following. Yeah, that blew up, huh?
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For the record, this post on the “other site” has zero reposts and zero likes.
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s the best thing. We save on numbers. Tommy Tuberville is a zero unto himself.
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s been < 0 > days since Tommy Tuberville has been a national embarrassment.
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I point this out personally because I fear the Cincinnati Enquirer could do the same thing as the Seattle Times when it comes to coverage of the local MLS squad.
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Nate Gilman @nrgilman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FC Cincinnati's transfer activity seems to be based on the idea that the wing backs are the problem, but after trying, and missing again and again maybe what they need from wing backs is the problem? www.preseasonstreams.com/lets-talk-ab...
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Let's talk about wing backs
Examining the central question underpinning much of FC Cincinnati's team building strategy: will the perfect wing back(s) make everything work again?
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The people (still working) at Sports Illustrated:
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A rather large 🖕 to Facebook the last two weeks. Account has been suspended and disabled, apparently. Perhaps that’s a sign.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another #FCCincy draw in the fixtures from a last-moment equalizer in Texas. Is this a yellow rose, or was this all hat and no cattle? Join us for our live show at 9pm tonight! www.youtube.com/live/riGEUpq...
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CST Episode 480 - Deep in the Heart of Texas
The gang recaps the Orange and Blue's late comeback draw in Texas. ...
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For the fourth time this season, FC Cincinnati constructs another great stoppage-time escape on the road, this time snatching a 2-2 draw against Houston Dynamo with two clutch second-half goals. Gracin Galbreath provides the recap.
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FC Cincinnati settle for a draw away to the Houston Dynamo
Stop us if you've heard this before—Cincinnati needed every minute of the match (and then some) to snatch a point. FC Cincinnati (8-9-8, 33pts.) rescued a very 2-2 late draw at one of their most challenging road environments, in the heat and against one of the top teams in the West, the Houston Dynamo (13-5-8, 44 pts.). Pat Noonan reflected on the positive side of the draw.
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete Hegseth attends a Texas A&M game when he should be focused on the Iran war. Aaaaaand…
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FC Cincinnati has a problem to solve at Houston this weekend—they've lost the ability to bring home three points. Is the team cohesive enough for victory at one of the hardest places to score this season?
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FC Cincinnati has a victory-drought problem to solve at Houston
Exactly one month removed from their last victory, FC Cincinnati arrives at Shell Energy Stadium after cobbling together a 3-3 draw against Charlotte FC. The Orange &amp; Blue how hang by a thread onto a playoff slot and heavily unfavored. Can Pat Noonan find the right combination from a fully healthy squad to unlock the magic needed for this final stretch?
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If there's a team who could teach a thing about defending, it's the "Orange Crush" from Houston. We talk with Rudy Segura from Bayou City Soccer before Saturday's match between FC Cincinnati and the Dynamo.
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S11 E28 Jersey Swap – Houston Dynamo – Rudy Segura from Bayou City Soccer
FC Cincinnati has lived and died by the lower goal differential in the past. Although the team had tight margins, the Orange &amp; Blue had often finished with the three points. This season, the West seems to have their own situation where a low-differential team is lurking toward the top of the table, and they sport their own shade of orange.
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me getting an IP strike from Facebook tonight:
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The rains held off, and the critters gave us a laugh, but what else can we get from #FCCIncy’s one-point week? The live show is back at 9pm to talk about the results against Philly and Charlotte. www.youtube.com/live/WXs8O6Q...
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CST Episode 479 - The Meh, The Bad, and The Ugly
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tailspin Averted: FC Cincinnati salvage late draw against Charlotte FC They needed every minute of the match, but Cincinnati scratch out a draw to stop their losing streak. Geoff Tebbetts has your recap.
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Tailspin Averted: FC Cincinnati salvage late draw against Charlotte FC
Sometimes the only way you can stop a ship from submerging is by using anything available to plug the leak. FC Cincinnati recovered from two disastrous road results by firing every bit of offense on net. Down twice at home against Charlotte FC, the Orange &amp; Blue rode a brace from Kevin Denkey and an early goal from Pavel Bucha to draw 3-3 at TQL Stadium.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Preview: A demoralized FCC awaits a strong Charlotte FC FC Cincinnati face a steep uphill climb against the Crown, missing key players in vital roles against a team with loads of momentum.
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Preview: A demoralized FCC awaits a strong Charlotte FC
After a difficult loss in Philadelphia, FC Cincinnati have a short turnaround to host Charlotte FC. The Garys have lost the last two matches they played by a combined score of 0-9 (the DC United match from last Saturday was postponed due to weather conditions). FCC has scored 13 goals and allowed 19 since the World Cup break. In the meantime, Charlotte has scored 18 and allowed 10 in that same timeframe.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not the best time for a rival to visit. Can FC Cincinnati reclaim "Queen City" bragging rights? Brian Maurer from TopBin90 gives us perspective on Charlotte FC's midseason recovery before Saturday's match.
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S11 E27 Jersey Swap – Charlotte FC – Brian Maurer from TopBin90
It's been a lousy time to collide with the best teams in the Eastern Conference this season. FC Cincinnati were given some bad servings of humble pie in Nashville and Philadelphia. At least home cooking should make the sour taste go away? Not so fast, my friend. Charlotte FC have owned the Queen City since 2024, winning the last two times at TQL Stadium.
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why did we elect this massive gasbag dick for President
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
FC Cincinnati ‘dooped’ in Philadelphia scoring barrage After a rained out weekend match, FC Cincinnati looked to reignite its season on the road against the Philadelphia Union, but in a 5-0 dismantling, FCC’s coals have gone cold. First Half: The Orange and Blue took the pitch for the first time…
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FC Cincinnati ‘dooped’ in Philadelphia scoring barrage
After a rained out weekend match, FC Cincinnati looked to reignite its season on the road against the Philadelphia Union, but in a 5-0 dismantling, FCC’s coals have gone cold. First Half: The Orange and Blue took the pitch for the first time after the release of former captain defender Matt Miazga. Andrei Chirila and Kyle Smith inserted into the lineup on either side of Miles Robinson.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Compared to the past two seasons, the road form in 2026 has been relatively dreadful for FC Cincinnati. A victory at Philadelphia on Wednesday may change the vibes immensely.
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After unexpected break, FC Cincinnati search for road momentum against Philadelphia
The past week was one where much happened off the pitch for FC Cincinnati fans. The actual pitch waits another week before use. FC Cincinnati (8-7-7, 31 pts.) were unable to touch grass against D.C. United on Saturday. Unexpectedly heavy rainfall and poor pitch conditions forced the match to be postponed for a later date. Instead, the next competition shifts to the Keystone State, as the Orange &amp; Blue travel to Philadelphia for their next away challenge.
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What an immense liar. If you run with this story and believe it for what it is or treat it as anything by a lie, you run the risk of being branded a liar in all your future endeavors.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Extra rest never hurts, but how much added energy will FC Cincinnati need against a renewed Philadelphia squad? We ask Kyle and Jillian from The One Team We Agree On to break down the Union.
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S11 E26 Jersey Swap – Philadelphia Union – Kyle & Jillian Almoney from The One Team We Agree On
The unexpected postponement on Saturday means that FC Cincinnati has had extra time to consider their side of the equation. Now they need to figure out a team that has suddenly resolved their own issues. The Orange &amp; Blue face a revitalized Philadelphia Union squad that has rediscovered their chemistry. Undefeated since the World Cup break, the Union are suddenly world beaters again after a tumultuous start to the season.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
With the pounding headache and Tennessee hangover behind them, FC Cincinnati look to recover and regain balance against D.C. United at TQL Stadium on Saturday night.
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FC Cincinnati hope to rejuvenate their form against D.C. United
The party down in Nashville quickly became its own brutal hangover. Now that the transfer window is closed, the Orange &amp; Blue have to sober up and get back to business. FC Cincinnati (8-7-7, 31 pts.) return home to take on a vastly improved D.C. United (5-10-7, 25 pts.) this weekend. Owners of last season's Wooden Spoon, the Black-and-Red find themselves hovering around the playoff line.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Our YT post with Jon from @rfkrefugees.bsky.social! youtu.be/1hdKj37ObkE?...
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Jersey Swap S11 E25 - D.C. United preview w/ Jon Hoffman from RFK Refugees
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Has the Wooden Spoon been relinquished? Does D.C. United have the legs for the playoffs? We talk with Jon Hoffman from the RFK Refugees about the upcoming match between #FCCincy and DCU.
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S11 E25 Jersey Swap – D.C. United – Jon Hoffman from RFK Refugees
The transfer portal has sealed itself shut. Everything we see from now on is permanent. If FC Cincinnati plans to make the big dance, it will have to do good with the date that brought them to the prom. They'll have to prove themselves against the current Wooden Spoon holders this weekend. Let's not jump to conclusions. D.C. United has done well to distance themselves from last year's performance.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#FCCincy have obtained Argentine defender Julián Malatini on loan from SV Werder Bremen (pending his P-1 Visa) through June 2027. There is an option to make the move permanent, and he will occupy an international roster slot.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Midfielder David Douděra has joined #FCCincy on a contract through the 2027-28 MLS season with an option for the 2028-29 season (pending the visa). Douděra brings Champions League experience from his work at Slavia Prague and stability on the right side of the pitch.
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
At what point will Trump screech on Truth Social that vandals desecrated the ship?
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Nate Gilman @nrgilman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
assuming the passing translates to MLS, Douděra genuinely might offer something this team really needs. if it doesn't, ouch.
Doudera's player radar showing lots of passing success, not much elseDoudera's 24-25 radar
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cashing more Czechs. Pros: elite pace, high-volume crosser and expected xA, able to support attack and maintain deep defending Cons: accuracy is relatively low (70s) due to high-risk/high-reward, right-foot dominant
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There are a few things that people want to forget from their Nashville trips, but we have to relive it to relearn it. We go over #FCCincy’s off-tune performance in Tennessee and discuss the upcoming transfer window deadline. Join us at 9pm! www.youtube.com/live/-ZpM-ZE...
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CST Episode 478 - Worse Than That Luke Bryan Song
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Geoff Tebbetts @geofftebbetts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@rfkrefugees.bsky.social Hey, anyone available for a podcast on Thursday to talk Cincy v. DCU?
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dark as a Dungeon: FC Cincinnati trounced in The Music City The age-old maxim of "home-field advantage" has never been more self-proving as in the case of Nashville SC this season. Coming into Saturday night's hosting of FC Cincinnati, the Boys in Gold had only dropped two points within the…
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Dark as a Dungeon: FC Cincinnati trounced in The Music City
The age-old maxim of "home-field advantage" has never been more self-proving as in the case of Nashville SC this season. Coming into Saturday night's hosting of FC Cincinnati, the Boys in Gold had only dropped two points within the friendly confines of GEODIS Park this season, and that trend continued. Both sides fielded a full-strength XI, with FCC hoping to bend the staunch Nashville defense under the strength of the dynamic trio of Evander, Kevin Denkey, and Kenji Mboma Dem.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rounding Out: FC Cincinnati cap off busy August with trip to Nashville An undeniably chaotic and grueling month of August will pull no punches at the death, as FC Cincinnati prepare to travel to Nashville. Awaiting The Orange and Blue in The Music City are the Eastern Conference leading "Boys in…
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Rounding Out: FC Cincinnati cap off busy August with trip to Nashville
An undeniably chaotic and grueling month of August will pull no punches at the death, as FC Cincinnati prepare to travel to Nashville. Awaiting The Orange and Blue in The Music City are the Eastern Conference leading "Boys in Gold" FC Cincinnati: August began with gusto for FCC, as a string of three consecutive wins in all competitions seemed to set the table for a perhaps season defining stretch.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How did Nashville SC go from bumpkin to bigwig? We ask Tyler from BigTV NSC to give us a glimpse before Saturday's big contest in Tennessee between FC Cincinnati and Nashville.
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S11 E24 Jersey Swap – Nashville SC – Tyler from BigTV NSC
The fans won't call it a rivalry or give it a proper name, but it deserves to be recognized. When Cincinnati was the punk rocker, Nashville was playing the blues. Now the Music City is hotter than their chicken, while the Queen City is under a gentle boil. This couldn't have happened overnight, but Nashville SC are the current U.S. Open Cup holders.
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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