ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 13hFor them any young woman to try to drive into hiding or suicide with the implied approval of the DOE & DOJ will do. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 13hIt’s insane he never even got the IC belt back then. He was insanely over & the work he put into getting in shape is still to me the most incredible legit body transformation in wrestling history. 020
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 17hIt was enough for me to decide I’m done watching TNF. 010
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We support our President. We know he needs our sacrifice. We will pay $20 a gallon at the pumps. We will pay $800 a month electric bills. We will eat uninspected beef for our President. We will lose our homes & sleep on a cat piss soaked mattress in the woods by the train tracks for our President. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026But yeah, still a really great time to have a serial sexual assaulter out there playing while commentators vaguely credit him overcoming “difficulties”. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If it’s any comfort I’m positive Haslam insisted Watson start at QB because he thought he was washed & could lead the tank for the 1st pick in the draft. 100
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The way she commands the weirdest fucking shooters on social media felt like an ominous sign. 080
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As a child for my annual checkup the machine malfunctioned & squeezed my arm so bad I spent my birthday in the hospital in terrible pain. I get angry every time a nurse takes my BP that way & they’re still shocked every time it’s totally fine with the finger meter. 010
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Truly amazing in a city that requires so much parallel parking that there are maybe 4 total people that know how to do it. 1110
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“I almost gave up on aiding genocide but instead I claimed to have seen a video of babies being killed by Palestinians because some guys told me it existed” 060
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I also increasingly find the fancier stuff is just more expensive IKEA furniture. A couple of years ago I went to replace a dining set & even at the nicer furniture stores it felt like Walmart shit. 020
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is rich that we went from “a 103 win team shouldn’t miss the playoffs” to “These guys fell ass backwards into the playoffs with a .500 record & if they can steal 2/3 games & a pitcher or 2 gets in a groove they could make it to the World Series” 020
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I had bought “Stan & Judy’s Kid” that week & had yet to listen to it so I popped it in his stereo on the drive home. “She Comes Home to Me” came on & he almost wrecked the car we were laughing so hard. 010
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A friend & I met this guy at a party who was bragging about how he was dating a stripper who accepted $500 from a NBA player to have sex with him. Stuff like “Guess who doesn’t have to pay her though!”. 100
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Those are stolen bases in 30/30 MLB parks. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Remember, prison isn’t the only way they can get you. They can make you unemployable. They can “discover” other crimes to go after you for. They can go after your family. You can “accidentally” die in their custody. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The risk here makes this incredible bravery & selflessness. They will try to destroy her & she can’t even count on Democrats to help her if they get the power either out of cowardice or their precious bipartisanship. 100
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not sure the handling of the OBJ situation helps the whole “culture change” thing the Giants & Harbaugh are trying to sell. Claiming the release was mutual when it wasn’t after milking the crap out of his comeback seems like some of the dysfunction Harbaugh came to end. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Schmitt: Watch the hearing, Matty. I’ve got something that is going to DE-STROY Smith. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There will be an unprofitable number of boomers listening to AI generated songs that are all chorus & that will be it. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He reminds me of that kid in high school who at one point was popular but they’re such assholes that they alienate their entire friend group but they can’t figure it out. So they try to ignore clues that they’re being excluded & the chilly, silent reactions to greeting their friends with nicknames. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Taking a piss at 3 AM & this fucking thing hopping out of the bathtub like a cat. 010
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ben Rice looks like a baseball player from the 1950s who accidentally walked through a portal to today. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nothing like watching a true dumbass think they’re on some genius shit. 070
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I once watched Randy Moss simulate taking a poop with the ball & I Mr. Burns laughed at it for 2 days. These people complain of where we are with no idea where we’ve already been. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Copilot, how do I lower the cost of a slice of pizza at the pizzeria I have owned & operated for decades? HOW TO BUSINESS PLEASE” 190
Reposted by @ryanhide.bsky.socialJay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Couldn’t get a clear shot while he was speaking but what an amazing shirt on Max Fried 56811
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reddit users flips out over this & it’s hilarious. “You really going to kick them out of the party just because they took a shit in the sink & tried to steal your iPad? Lame!!” 010
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Def seems like wishful thinking. While I think the ratings are probably worse than expected, she is doing exactly what Ellison hired her to do. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Elon: I want a body like Superman from the old cartoon. Cosmetic surgeon: *takes hit from crack pipe & washes it down with moonshine that is 80% gasoline* You got it, boss. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gotta love the SEC & Big 10 making such a generous give in their NCAA bill by capping the number of teams they can have at a higher number than they already have. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I remember the one in 92 that showed Sid a bunch of times. It did not last long. 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The world’s biggest collection of people desperately waiting for someone to do the right thing so they don’t have to. 010
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s incredible how Trump has zero political savvy. If my party were staring down a bloodbath at the polls that’s entirely about me & their refusal to tell me no I’d be like “I’ll get rid of fruit flies. Fruit flies, gnats, mosquitos, any bee that doesn’t make honey, gone forever. Bye bye.” 000
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(George Michael talking to his grandfather hiding in attic at his funeral voice) Shedeur Sanders is close with Malik & OBJ & could be an interesting option where if he stinks you cut him while silencing his supporters & if he plays well could bring in a nice trade return ahead of the draft! 010
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m worried about our WRs tearing their groins trying to make a 5–yard catch on 3rd & 12. 020
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That’s the thing though 3 TD 4 pick Jameis has been replaced with 12-30 89 yards 0 TD 1 INT Jameis. 220
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh yeah I saw it. I meant longterm, especially once the NJPW talent exodus kicked in he could’ve become a fixture. Unfortunately stateside he always seemed to get lost in the shuffle. 110
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wish he had gone to Japan. I think he could’ve been a main event guy there. So good. I watch less wrestling than at any point of my life & it still finds a way to break my heart. 100
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In junior high a friend asked what would happen if every single starting player in the NFL suffered a season ending knee injury & we seem to be on pace to find out. 010
ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I went to check what Andrew Siciliano was up to & he’s the Browns’ radio guy now. Yikes all around! 000
