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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I strongly believe it is in the NFL’s best interest with specific concern for their many primetime TV games to get the Lions & Bengals in a room and do this. We can’t handle 2 talented teams who frequently play like shit.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m not gonna waste time trying to think of something else because it was the end of the Thriller video. I had to watch every second of it whenever it was on even though it terrified me.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me & my new ghost buddies visiting whoever made an AI video of me forgiving my killer
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Can he sing like his old man?”
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not to distract from the sweet Funpack but what happened to the standard Spooky Nerds? They seem to only exist in gummy & rope form now. Orange is my favorite flavor & it was already bad it got limited to a seasonal flavor!
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Strong vibes
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“And back in my day, the TWITTER days, he’d have been forced to nuke his account within an hour…”
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I find the timing of this & several related posts very interesting.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The way this post has annoyed strategists
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“If you believe this action was taken in error”
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“She didn’t need to do the diarrhea”
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If anyone in sports media ever wants some of that sweet dipshit money there is a solution that doesn’t even require moral compromise
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My mom fell for a few “adult cereals” which would temporarily replace our favorites. These were the 2 most agonizing. Though the Temptations one was a small victory when it turned out to be less healthy than one we liked & quietly disappeared from our cupboard.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nice start to the season
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I can’t believe I’m saying this but thank goodness Obama didn’t take all of our guns!
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Song was so good it allowed us as a nation to forget what they did to Tonee
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Either of these 2
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I prefer the communion wafers at Subway
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“With the sole exception of violently attacking police as part of an attempted insurrection.”
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Friend sent me this picture from Temu & I thought it looked like the nazis marching in Charlottesville before he even sent the second picture.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Utah Jazz fans when a player says they’re excited to be drafted or acquired by the Utah Jazz
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“Swap Romeo for my name & you’ll understand why I’m furious, Mr. Li!”
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“Rest of the universe tell us how our ass tastes..”
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We have updated the flag to meet new standards set by our glorious Reflecting Pool. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Me as a kid seeing Rodney Dangerfield on TV for the first time
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Waiting for Lance Blankenship
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
They’re replying with shit like this too. There should absolutely be a “But look at this asshole” rule that negates all other civility rules
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
“Why did you choose the professional baseball path?” Me:
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
TFW it’s Friday night & you just want to relax
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Texas GOP
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
And that seemingly can only happen by replacing the old guard atop the opposition party
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“Except me. I am aging like it's the 1970s”
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I saw an attempt at this recently.
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ryanhide.bsky.social @ryanhide.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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