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@ryanbseattle.bsky.social
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SQL DBA who believes that the Cookie Monster has been unfairly persecuted for years. He just wants a cookie!

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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(Yet another night where I deleted a post that I should not have posted, and hope that nobody saw.)
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone: we are shipping AI created code too quickly without testing it
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Troll-Masters return Wednesday 9/16 🙏 🤣
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fighting over the ball, then WTF…
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Hagerstown Rapid Response @hagerstownrapidresponse.com · 05/09/2026
Tonight we joined our comrades in nearby Frederick, Maryland where #ICE had been camped out for days, terrorizing a neighborhood. At around 2:17 in the video is when they start beating the shit out of peaceful protestors with batons. How is this allowed to happen? @maddow.bsky.social
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DrakenKnight @drakenknight.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@katmabu.bsky.social @marisakabas.bsky.social could you help amplify?
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Q: How many dogs do you see? A: It depends on if you count "by weight" or not
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Whatever you say daddy….
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP
youtube.com
Dolly Parton - Jolene (33rpm slowed down digital version)
YouTube video by OdinsVlog
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The little feisty one….
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Short-legged awkward zoomies…
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Norman and Grandpa….
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Look how happy she is knowing she has food for her puppies. Original post
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
huh the only fast casual restaurant that's thriving hates AI wonder if that means anything
Why Chili’s Isn’t Going ‘All In’ on AI
The restaurant chain has made a turnaround analysts call remarkable. A reinvestment in basic, foundational tech is part of the reason, says its CIO.
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SQLGrrl of the Woods @sqlgrrl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
👇👇👇👇
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The Herd House @theherdhouse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Be Clear 🏆💫
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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Any data center that forces a rate increase should have to cover every penny of it. Why are ratepayers picking up the energy tab for major corporations?
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@lastweektonight.com please, please, please make this your next show
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SQLGrrl of the Woods @sqlgrrl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Infosec people
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
What's your favourite creepy Lord of the Rings quote or fact? Mine is in the book, Gandalf's description of his fight with the Balrog, he mentions "nameless things"
‘We fought far under the living earth, where time is not counted. Ever he clutched me, and ever I hewed him, till at last he fled into dark tunnels. They were not made by Durin’s folk, Gimli son of Glóin. Far, far below the deepest delving of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he. Now I have walked there, but I will bring no report to darken the light of day. In that despair my enemy was my only hope, and I pursued him, clutching at his heel. Thus he brought me back at last to the secret ways of Khazad-dûm: too well he knew them all. Ever up now we went, until we came to the Endless Stair.’
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Interstellar
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is that moment when I need to close the Social Media tabs and just be "Away". See y'all tomorrow folks.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
So much adorable...If I didn't already have too many dogs, I'd ask about adopting the calico kitten in this post.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
@terriblemapshq.bsky.social
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 19/03/2026
Landscape Features xkcd.com/3221/
Comic. [Small panel overlaying large panel.] PERSON 1: What’s up with this weird landscape? PERSON 2 with ponytail: Oh, it was caused by… [Large panel is map of the United States with with red overlays denoting landscape phenomena. Mega-floods in the northwest, a plate tectonics speedrun on the west coast, volcanoes next to the west coast, water and time in the southwest, geology in the west, a supervolcano within the west, glaciers in the north, farming in the middle, rivers in the mideast, geology in between rivers and farming, ??? toward the northeast, farming on the east coast, continents colliding next to the east coast, ongoing disputes between limestone and water in the south of Florida, volcanoes in Hawaii, geology in Alaska with volcanoes and glaciers below.]
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 15/03/2026
What if Firefly (2002) but an animated show ☝️
deadline.com
Nathan Fillion Says 'Firefly' Animated Series In Development
Nathan Fillion says 'Firefly' animated series is in development with costars to voice their original roles. Concept art revealed.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Anyone up for a stroll down memory lane... ? (just lucky to be a workin' stiff) 🙏 movieweb.com/mark-hamill-...
movieweb.com
Insane Mark Hamill Roles That Aren't Luke Skywalker
Mark Hamill is living legend with over 350 historic roles in film and TV prove it.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Am I the only one who is finding SSMS v22 kinda laggy?
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Barbara Krasnoff @barb.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=dxpj...
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JANE AUSTEN'S PERIOD DRAMA / 2026 Oscar®-Nominated Short Film
YouTube video by JULIA AKS
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I'm a DBA, I'm all-in on preventative paranoia "But WTF is this request about" is a msg I had to send out on Sunday morning.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hey @jenmsft.bsky.social Why doesn't my <ctrl>+ shortcut work to increae the font size of my email msg in the "display msg in the bottom" anymore?
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Glad they finally got their payout! I've been waiting for this story to come back around.
arstechnica.com
County pays $600,000 to pentesters it arrested for assessing courthouse security
Settlement comes more than 6 years after Gary DeMercurio and Justin Wynn's ordeal began.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
"Have a great rest of your weekend." When did this become an acceptable sentance?
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I still miss SQL Server laureate Brian Moran. His work shaped my early career and helped me learn critical database modeling and development, and I think of him every time I use a technique that I learned from his work.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This is why you "don't poke the bear"
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
2025: The year that the internet killed the video star.
Early 80s MTV logo
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Me: I really need to stop giving my dogs treats Me 5 min later: Our Maple staring at me trying to convince me thast grapes are not "treats".
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
IDK whether to be impressed or offended.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 10/12/2025
Months ago I got a nut milk maker. "I don't remember being drunk enough to buy this." Put it away. Today, pick up box - curious. Look at label. It's my neighbor's lol.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Thank you for your service and your sacrifice. 🫶
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Everyone who moved to the NW over the summer is about to find out about what I call "The long grey" ☁️
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Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 24/10/2025
This year's PASS Data Community Summit t-shirts are COMING IN HOT! If you're attending me and @kendralittle.bsky.social's precons, you just might could score one!
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Oblig.
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Monica Morehouse (Rathbun) @sqlespresso.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
REMINDER
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Can we all be honest with each other? We still use RDCMan (v2.7/2.8) regularly.
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