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RyanB

@ryanbseattle.bsky.social
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SQL DBA who believes that the Cookie Monster has been unfairly persecuted for years. He just wants a cookie!

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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is new
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had to read this twice because the first time my brain auto-corrected the spelling.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The sarcasm in this is so deep
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Is there anybody in there?"
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have had to progress to tri-focals, and still have to use the zoom feature on my phone when paying the bill after dark at a nice restraunt.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If there is market, there is a product
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great pic
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's an awesome family memory.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks like she's on some good drugs (ducks)
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
beutiful nose glass
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Barry is such a criminal!
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Youtube won't play your link for me (but I know the song) But when thing get dark for me, my go-to is "Break Stuff" ...And the next 10 songs that Youtube already knows that I like to listen to.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips"
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
♥ the bat ears!
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time to crime!
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good on you C I'm still holding on to a SQL PASS bag from Orlando in the early 00's... It is precious to me, even tho none of my laptops fit in it anymore.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@theherdhouse.bsky.social
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is D.T. on ambien?
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Give 'em hell C.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(Yet another night where I deleted a post that I should not have posted, and hope that nobody saw.)
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Last week I learned that default PostreSQL backups are just a plain-text export of DDL/DML, security & data to a text file. (smh) Learning more every day.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Damage: 0% Effort: 80%
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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone: we are shipping AI created code too quickly without testing it
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait - did I miss something? Is BC OTR 🌈? 😭
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The "sacred underwear" is where I drew the line in believing that Mormonism was not a cult.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was on a 15-person call today, and there was a 7-minute debate on how to do a connectivity test...The debate was over whether or not to turn on a company phone hotspot to save $15. That debate probably cost $200.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I grew up in Kansas, so rain and wind don't bother me, but I like my clothes being dry, so my umbrella is 5' in diameter I was once walking in Pioneer Square when I saw a bus coming up the street...Realizing what was going to happen next I used the umbrella as a shield from the tire spray
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I watched the sped-up Justin v Barry segment of this video with the Benny Hill music playing in my brain.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think they're trolling you
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Troll-Masters return Wednesday 9/16 🙏 🤣
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I would pay for drunk 60-minutes
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I 🖤 the +1
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is the first time I have seen someone else give their puppers yak butter chews...ours love them.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Time to buy new snuggies!
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
clever - or cleaver ... take your pick
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our Poppy only sits on my lap when I'm asleep on the couch and none of the other dogs are around. May be a chi trait?
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was told this lie in 1981...I'm still waiting for the trickle.
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fighting over the ball, then WTF…
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This took me a couple of minutes for my brain to process (I'm slow today - holiday and all), but Benevity sounds really neat.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BTW, this is not a bad thing that I dont wish to be in my brain.
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Hagerstown Rapid Response @hagerstownrapidresponse.com · 05/09/2026
Tonight we joined our comrades in nearby Frederick, Maryland where #ICE had been camped out for days, terrorizing a neighborhood. At around 2:17 in the video is when they start beating the shit out of peaceful protestors with batons. How is this allowed to happen? @maddow.bsky.social
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DrakenKnight @drakenknight.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@katmabu.bsky.social @marisakabas.bsky.social could you help amplify?
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have "wake me up when september ends" stuck in my head now.
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We have a few
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Q: How many dogs do you see? A: It depends on if you count "by weight" or not
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(Not the best picture quality)
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We've got a couple like Justin...And one that could Justin's sister (he didn't get welped in TX did he?).
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Whatever you say daddy….
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RyanB @ryanbseattle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I was. But unfortunately, it's not all that everyone thought it would be.
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