Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As a lions fan, it’s good that I don’t have access to the remote control from click, because we would just have skipped straight through to the heat death of the universe by now 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I love those commercials that are like “Most people don’t know that (your specific job title) is ACTUALLY the hardest one. Your business should buy (overpriced product) to make it easier” 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026We all thought he meant the Republican Party at the time but he meant USA as a whole. Only smart thing the man ever said 010
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Crazy that he still fell to the third round coming out of Central 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Just so we’re clear: this is absolutely not going to lower the cost of new cars 011
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I hope Gabe Gundacker knows how much I think about Zendaya is Meechee 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 23/06/2025@RickCarlisle not telling you how to do your job or anything but I think having TJ McConnell play 30 minutes of iso ball is a losing strategy 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Reggie Miller really needs to stop tucking just the front of his jersey into those jeans with no belt. Looks weird as hell 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 26/04/2025It has become painfully clear to me that Shadeur Sanders’ fall has a lot to do with the circus that would be Deion’s involvement 050
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 22/04/2025There are 4 electric cars in the parking lot at my rural MI job today!! #Progress 010
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I like Ja but he just seems so fucking stupid sometimes 030
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Huge pet peeve of mine is when somebody says “vice versa” but pronounces it like they’re Mario 010
Reposted by Ryan Thomas🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/02/2025bro you ever find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and ask yourself well how did I get here bro 24638118
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Just heard a podcast ad read say “Mitochondria are the battery packs of the cell” and I almost had a fucking aneurysm 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 06/02/2025“You bout DUMB AS HELL huh!” - me to my beautiful, intelligent, and accomplished wife when she picked up a scrub mommy and called it a scrub daddy 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Gonzalez spent what felt like 5 straight minutes adjusting his hair before doinking that kick, the internet would have eaten him alive if it didn’t go through 000
Reposted by Ryan ThomasBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Trump's Greenland obsession is a very concrete example of why the Mercator projection is bad. 722901496
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 27/12/2024The Amazon broadcast Blitz Circles are annoying and bad 010
Reposted by Ryan Thomasandy™ @andylevy.net · 11/12/2024i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger 8858110
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Jon is the primary reason I want a bookmark feature at this point. So many bangers 010
Reposted by Ryan Thomaslukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones 427237461567
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 17/11/2024They really scheduled the perfect get-right game for Goff after the Texans wow 010
