Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As a lions fan, it’s good that I don’t have access to the remote control from click, because we would just have skipped straight through to the heat death of the universe by now 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was off by one year apparently, I could have sworn BJ and Justin Upton would be on here 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I love those commercials that are like “Most people don’t know that (your specific job title) is ACTUALLY the hardest one. Your business should buy (overpriced product) to make it easier” 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026As a preventative measure we’ve deployed bee-repelling smoke across much of Canada and northern US 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026We all thought he meant the Republican Party at the time but he meant USA as a whole. Only smart thing the man ever said 010
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Where does everybody stand these days on SKism vs SHism? 010
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 24/04/2026At least they didn’t guarantee him $50M like some teams, not naming any names, did for a running back tonight 010
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The Odin 2 mini ran so the RG Vita Pro could stumble around tripping over its own feet 💪 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026As a Seedot enjoyer and a University of Michigan fan, I have pretty mixed feelings here 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Crazy that he still fell to the third round coming out of Central 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Just so we’re clear: this is absolutely not going to lower the cost of new cars 011
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 23/11/2025As a lions fan, you apparently stopped, so thank you 😂❤️ 100
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 23/11/2025EJ please, you summoned a Jameis receiving TD, you have to stop 110
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I hope Gabe Gundacker knows how much I think about Zendaya is Meechee 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 31/10/2025How much of the time is Glen Powell wearing stuff that obscures his face? I feel like the premise is that Chad Powers wears prosthetics to look different - but Glen Powell’s whole thing is being handsome. 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I was about to link you to Ned Fulmer (Formerly of Try Guys and cheating on his wife then making her go on a podcast about it) and his new career as a wrestler, but thankfully the event was not televised 110
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I maintain that we should never have learned the baby’s name 120
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Maybe r*publicans will finally pay attention to gun control now (they won’t) 120
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 22/08/2025(Insert Sam Seaborn monologue about education being the silver bullet) 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 21/07/2025The YouTube algorithm has become such an echo chamber, it’s awful. Takes days for it to stop trying to show me the same topic that I watched one single video on 130
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Shout out to @iankarmel.bsky.social , shout out to Zohran, shout out to Sid the Dude 010
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 23/06/2025@RickCarlisle not telling you how to do your job or anything but I think having TJ McConnell play 30 minutes of iso ball is a losing strategy 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Reggie Miller really needs to stop tucking just the front of his jersey into those jeans with no belt. Looks weird as hell 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Time for Trimui Flip with the Brick’s 3.2 inch screen. I’d buy one in a heartbeat 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I’ve heard of the NBA. It’s like the WNBA but all dudesmedia.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt that says impressiveALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt that says impressive 040
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 26/04/2025It has become painfully clear to me that Shadeur Sanders’ fall has a lot to do with the circus that would be Deion’s involvement 050
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 22/04/2025There are 4 electric cars in the parking lot at my rural MI job today!! #Progress 010
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I like Ja but he just seems so fucking stupid sometimes 030
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Huge pet peeve of mine is when somebody says “vice versa” but pronounces it like they’re Mario 010
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 03/03/2025It would be high risk / high reward but I think this is funnier if he is so stoned that he speaks normally 020
Reposted by Ryan Thomas🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/02/2025bro you ever find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and ask yourself well how did I get here bro 24638118
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Just heard a podcast ad read say “Mitochondria are the battery packs of the cell” and I almost had a fucking aneurysm 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 14/02/2025As an EV nerd, this is hilarious to me coming from GM specifically. Their current model vehicles have hyper aggressive DCFC throttling for temperature control. If they want to improve their charging speeds to compete, getting the battery hot faster isn’t going to help 😂 010
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Like my Grandma always said, if my Token isn’t Fungible then what damn good is it 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 06/02/2025“You bout DUMB AS HELL huh!” - me to my beautiful, intelligent, and accomplished wife when she picked up a scrub mommy and called it a scrub daddy 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Too many times! Too many times have I spent $180 at Meijer when I could have spent $42 at Aldi and $25 at Kroger. Even with two trips it saves time and gets me more food 100
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Well it took until 2025 but you have your first bad takemedia.tenor.coma man in a striped tie is covering his nose with his handALT: a man in a striped tie is covering his nose with his hand 110
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Gonzalez spent what felt like 5 straight minutes adjusting his hair before doinking that kick, the internet would have eaten him alive if it didn’t go through 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Gotta kick back and watch Band of Brothers / The Pacific every couple yearsmedia.tenor.coma shelf full of sodas including diet coke and root beerALT: a shelf full of sodas including diet coke and root beer 120
Reposted by Ryan ThomasBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Trump's Greenland obsession is a very concrete example of why the Mercator projection is bad. 722901496
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Aikman and Buck were biting their tongues so hard 000
Ryan Thomas @ryan-thomas.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Troy did very well, I agree probably magicmedia.tenor.coma bunch of toy story aliens are standing togetherALT: a bunch of toy story aliens are standing together 230
