Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it. 13878921286
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialSaad Yousuf @saadyousuf126.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Dallas Stars third period highlights: 1026050
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple 145118442204
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Why were the penguins on Heard Island hit with tariffs? Because they became too woke. 611821157
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Oh my God... it was all ChatGPT. They didn't even care enough about the American economy to do any of the work themselves. It almost feels... impeachable? How could sloppily using AI to create domestic policy, then hiding it, be consistent with the Oath of Office?theverge.comTrump’s new tariff math looks a lot like ChatGPT’sChatGPT may be the White House’s latest economic advisor. 16529141027
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialCory Booker @corybooker.com · 02/04/2025I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up. 1045513483619965
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialLEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Don't you threaten me with a good time. 11501
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialboo-boo ma 🌊👻 @brobroma.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Beth coming back to get her crown 17 years later this time married is the 2019 masters of eating oysters 8896
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Every time a team “takes the points” and misses the field goal, a Math Angel gets its wings 16128873
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/01/2025Whenever any neutral-site game's refs are revealed as being employed by literally any conference, fans of that conference are required to say OH YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT, OUR REFS SUCK THE MOST. No fan has ever not said this 71445
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/01/2025they should do the NFL like tennis where there are four Super Bowls played under different conditions. one played in a dome, one played in Buffalo, one played with sprinklers spraying the field with water all game, one played with giant fans blasting the field 541368101
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/01/2025entering the tsa line with a crisp $100 bill in lieu of a ticket and an armload of loose laundry while taking pulls out of a 2-liter bottle of soda i am unwilling to throw away. the next person in line is 30 feet in front of me and i have not noticed. the plane i intend to board departs in 4 minutes 362007125
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 24/11/2024if I were in Whoville I would gone up that mountain and shot the Grinch years ago. The Who’s elected leaders failed in their responsibility to act through their cowardice. 69515
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 08/12/2024But how will they remember their heritage? 195132611752
Reposted by @rustyjshackleford.bsky.socialProfessor Chaos @havephdwilltravel.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Folks be leaving Twitter like...media.tenor.coma man in a trench coat is walking on a soccer field in front of a stadium .ALT: a man in a trench coat is walking on a soccer field in front of a stadium . 500281892349
