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the people just want to float slowly, in a straight line

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The universe that brings this event into existence will provide those, I’m very confident

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Not right now, not at any currently defined time in the future, but it will happen. I am bending the universe to bring this into being.

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At some point I’m gonna go spend 6 months living on a narrowboat in the canals of the English countryside and writing a book, this is a thing that will happen.

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 22h

caught flipping a grunt is not the same as CONVICTED flipping a grunt

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I thought yesterday was Friday

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 22h

what a week, thank god it's friday

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merritt @merrittk.com · 22h

we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 22h

I will never find out who Fanni Willis is or care about anything Jack Smith does and no one else should either.

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 22h

It’s nice to see the trumpies are deep in their own Gorpman / Bleemer era. I remember how that works out so I love this for them.

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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

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One of these days I'm gonna try the chopsticks trick, but I'm afraid my gluttony will inevitably overcome my clumsiness with chopsticks

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Is this different than the 3-5 times a week I normal-eat a whole bag of microwave popcorn or

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Even If It's Real, It's Fake

Everything is fake now. Also this post has a number of pretty deeply-buried gags and bits, so if you're like "this is kinda mediocre" you probably just didn't see them all. Yeah. www.todayintabs.com/p/even-if-it...

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“Tell me where you love to shop. What are some of your favorite brands. Tell me about your personal style in housewares and fashion. Do you have any babies?”

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Again, because it’s been a while: Conor Friedersdorf’s whole job is to pretend to believe the stupidest possible thing about every person and event. You can’t get mad at him for just doing his job!

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I mean at least it’s harmless, which is a lot more than we can say for most hoaxes these days

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 28/09/2026

I saw that last week and my internet radar says the guy filming set it up. I think he put the blade in the crab’s claw and then did a little skit. I have no proof but I just don’t buy it.

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This is one of those posts that reads like a joke but is in fact literally true, name searching me is a great time all around

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 28/09/2026

This is generally true but when I namesearch it’s 50% people quoting funny things I wrote and 50% adorable dogs up for adoption so I guess I’m just built different

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 27/09/2026

In hindsight we’re gonna realize these were the opening ads of the Trump 2028 campaign, and also the clearest sign yet that the Constitution is no longer in effect, because no one can or will do anything about this.

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 27/09/2026

*tapping my foot, looking back and forth between my watch and the monsters meaningfully*

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 27/09/2026

They tried nothing and they’re all out of ideas

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the storm’s name? macklemore

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I got a job once because I showed up for the interview in an old sweater with holes in it. My coworkers who interviewed me later told me they hired me specifically because of that, they just thought it was a good way to be. So don’t take any advice from anyone, just do your thing.

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Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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You (weak, basic, rejected): shows up to the interview with an iced coffee Me (urbane, sophisticated, hired on the spot): shows up to the interview with a pint glass of absinthe

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I’m almost done with it and I thought it was… fine

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No, it's a very concise plot summary

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