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Russell

@russe11m.bsky.social
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I'm just this guy, you know?

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Ask a Manager @askamanager.org · 06/10/2026
Um this is amazing
Website comment reading: Oh NO, for years I have been sending holiday cards to my neighbors with a general season’s greeting and then ending it with “And I hope you have the 202X you deserve!” I thought it was, like, general good wishes without repeating all of the general holiday stuff.

I started sending the cards because my neighbors were kind of standoffish and to be honest things have not improved!! I was hoping several years of friendly cards would soften them but I didn’t know about the F you implication.

How do I recover from this????"
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SpaceX just launched the 14th Starship test flight, and it's now successfully in orbit for the first time. This is an amazing achievement, and I absolutely detest how Musk has ruined this sort of thing both for me and for humanity.
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For three days now this squirrel has been carrying twigs with green leaves up this pine tree. I wonder what he's making.
A squirrel carrying a twig with green leaves up a pine tree.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And now we wait
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
As a Sagittarius, I have licked the sharp side of a knife and cut my tongue before. I don't recommend.
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/06/2026
ok this one got me
reflecting pool full of green slime and barrels and you're carrying a crowbar in the style of Half Life
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
cracking open a cold one with the boys
a variety of flavor ice
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dungeon Crawler Carl von Clausewitz “In the dungeon everything is simple, but the simplest thing is difficult - goddammit, Donut” “War is but a continuation of policy by other means. You will not break me” “The dungeon is the primordial enmity and rage of the people”
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm throwing my phone into the lake and logging off forever
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The USCSB Youtube video on this incident will be a banger.
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Dr. Fim @fim.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Not me, laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is the 14' pirogue I built to paddle around local rivers with my dog.
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Kieran Mc 🚟 @kjmci.me · 05/05/2026
Whenever I see one of these goobers preen about their prompt I can only ever read it as asking for for a bento box that must not be pinku (Japanese for pink) and has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute)
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 10/04/2026
just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag
a flag that is a brown bar top and bottom, then a red bar in the middle and a yellow squiggle
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
mods are asleep, post bean hole
diagram of method to cook pork & beans in a pot covered in embers and buried in a bean hole
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Scene from Days of Our Lives, a US daytime soap opera. (JK it's Star Wars)  Scene is on a Oceanview balcony with vast blue water in the distance and blue sky. Closer in we see a princess type lady with hair jangles and fancy neck ware and shimmery dress, standing next to an angsty looking emo boi in all black. He has one long braid of hair because he's v cool and different and not like the other boys but an otherwise short cut. Behind them is a big patio bouquet of red flowers. She's looking happy and dreamy, he's looking down and probably wishing he was listening to Korn and smoking cloves. Caption reads, "I don't like sand."
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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Big iced tea matchup on Friday
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The Afroman case is so emblematic of the farcical degeneracy of the criminal and civil justice systems.
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Country Universe @countryuniverse.net · 02/03/2026
Story time, y'all, about the time I witnessed nearly this exact scenario play out in real time. It's 2003 or 2004. Serena, Venus, Anna Kournikova, and Brenda Shultz-McCarthy played an indoor exhibition event at Rupp Arena. Both Williams sisters had won majors at this point. 🧵/x
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JT - I'm not arguing with you @zagblackice.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Scrubs' return is for burned out healthcare workers, disillusioned millennials and people exhausted by wrong life lessons learned. It's not supposed to be "LOL funny" like the old days, but gallows humor that only surviving repeated crises cultivates. "The horrors persist, but so do I" is the vibe.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
@askamanager.org Hey, looks like your RSS feed isn't updating.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Star Trek Enterprise scene. It's an image of the White House in Washington, DC. Four long and tall Nazi banners in bright red are draped across the front and a Nazi flag on a flagpole flies above the building. A tank is stationed on the front lawn. No caption. RIP Renee Good. RIP Alex Pretti. Fuck ICE.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
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behringer escape plan @jonny290.com · 03/10/2025
this has literally worked hundreds of times on something awful tbh
screenshot of Jay Bluesky being just lame.
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Laura Woods @woodsiegirl.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
It's the weekend, baby
Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
A Brief History of Young People Today Don't Want to Work 🧵
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Satanic Manic @killhamster.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
i have shamelessly bought tampons for every woman i've dated. embrace it. it's not cringe or girly, you're doing something good for someone you care about
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Gold uniform Data is sitting at his lil' desk in his personal quarters. There's a sweet LCARS ship schematic behind him. He's looking up and to the side kind of nervously like that gif/geoff of the monkey puppet. Closed caption reads, "Are you certain you do not wish to talk about your mother?"
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 08/05/2025
disappointed we didn’t get Pope Pizzaballa but at least we’ll always have Pope Deep Dish
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meghs @spacecataz.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chicago Pope is technically still Pizza Pope. he's just a little deeper
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Arkady Martine | Dr. AnnaLinden Weller @byzantienne.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
okay apparently we're all having Cubist Boob Weather for the forseeable future
A weather prediction for the continental US, which looks remarkably like two boobs, with Ls for Low Pressure where the nipples would be, and a remarkably Cubist colorscheme.
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Tara Wine-Queen Writes @tarawinequeen.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This is why having wired security cameras with local recording is important. If your camera doesn't record when it doesn't have internet access then it's entirely too easy to disrupt.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Star Trek Lower Decks scene.
Boimler (Boims, Starfleet officer in red uniform) stands with a gobsmacked look on his cartoon face. He's holding onto a long jagged and sharp piece of metal, possibly a portion of a busted up wall. In the background looking on is Mariner, Rutherford with his facial implant, and Tendi, who is a very green humanoid alien. Closed caption reads, "Hello? Can someone give us some context in here, please?"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/04/2025
forget cloning wolves and mammoths, resurrect something society actually needs: the Conversation Pit
sunken space in a living room filled with couches tables and av equipment
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debbie @t4t.bsky.social · 11/09/2001
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
"The most important thing in basketball is the basketball" - Charles Barkley
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
please enjoy new tingler JOURNALIST POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AN EGREGIOUSLY MISHANDLED GROUP TEXT FROM MEMBERS OF THE TROMP ADMINISTRATION CONTAINING HIGHLY SENSITIVE GOVERNMENT INFORMATION out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0F2HBS9LR or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/journa...
man with glasses standing on the right he has no shirt on and is handsome on the left there is a giant phone with a group chat goin and the phone is smiling mischievously they are in an newspaper office
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Did I just intentionally omit a letter from the name of a person I'm replying to in an email? Yes. Did they do it to me first? Yes. Was that a bit petty of me? Probably yes. Will I do it again, if they continue to misspell my name? Also yes.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
A Very Important Message: www.theautopian.com/i-dont-care-...
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I Don't Care If You're Nervous, You Need To Stop Driving With Your Hazard Lights On In Bad Weather - The Autopian
It snowed here in North Carolina yesterday, and, predictably everyone lost their shit. North Carolina, despite getting snow with at least some degree of regularity, if not that much snow, doesn’t deal...
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Movie cover art for the film Star Trek: Insurrection. There's a large planet across the lower half of the picture as if we're in orbit above and we see the USS Enterprise flying away from us at warp towards open space. There's a large menacing face looking down at the starship and planet, cloaked in red beams of light. Across the top reads, "INSURRECTION."
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok, so there's a large silver framed box. It's shiney and fancy looking. Protruding out from the top of the box is humanoid face, also silver. The face is smiling large and giddy like. Kind of looks like quark from DS9 if you took off his ferengi makeup. Closed caption reads, "The momentous day is close at hand."
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Ali @endingwithali.com · 09/12/2024
ethernet? you mean the wifi cable
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Reminder: You should probably be washing your emotional support water bottle more than you actually do.
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