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Russell

@russe11m.bsky.social
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I'm just this guy, you know?

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Ask a Manager @askamanager.org · 06/10/2026
Um this is amazing
Website comment reading: Oh NO, for years I have been sending holiday cards to my neighbors with a general season’s greeting and then ending it with “And I hope you have the 202X you deserve!” I thought it was, like, general good wishes without repeating all of the general holiday stuff.

I started sending the cards because my neighbors were kind of standoffish and to be honest things have not improved!! I was hoping several years of friendly cards would soften them but I didn’t know about the F you implication.

How do I recover from this????"
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Back in 2007 I was at a training, talking to an AV systems integrator, about the new 100"+ plasma TVs that were new at that point. He said that Panasonic would come in and build the wall the TV was to be mounted to in order to ensure it could bear the weight of the plasma.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ending the male loneliness epidemic, one way or another.
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SpaceX just launched the 14th Starship test flight, and it's now successfully in orbit for the first time. This is an amazing achievement, and I absolutely detest how Musk has ruined this sort of thing both for me and for humanity.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's giving
A photo of a hand with Bugles corn chips on the tips of the fingers, over a table with a bag of Bugles laying on the table.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Have you even lived if you haven't used a pocket knife to dig something out of your body?
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A couple years ago I was walking around in sandals on a construction site, stepped on a nail, and got a tiny piece of rust embedded in the bottom of my foot, which stayed there for a week or two being a pain until I realized what it was and dug it out with my pocket knife. Yes, my tetanus was recent
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I looked up what "Eat this playlist" does and I'm still confused.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time to go walk around barefoot on a construction site!
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every time I finish some big project I want to do it again so I can fix all the things I did wrong the first time.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
You Are Clearly Super Super Talented Alesha Dixon
ALT: You Are Clearly Super Super Talented Alesha Dixon
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For three days now this squirrel has been carrying twigs with green leaves up this pine tree. I wonder what he's making.
A squirrel carrying a twig with green leaves up a pine tree.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No way
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I haven't been unable to pronounce any of the words in any of those videos I've seen, but I did once try to gaslight my wife on the pronunciation of epitome, and now it's a regular bit between us. But we're both well-read people who have, in the past, had problems pronouncing words we've only read
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I took some nodoz pills in college to stay up late and write a paper and all I got was an upset stomach.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We spent a ton of money this summer getting our fireplace fixed up so that we can have fires this winter. I can't wait. Just have to get to a part of the year where we're not in triple digit heat indexes all the time.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I mean, it'll probably be some huge terrible cliffhanger, and we'll have to wait two years until the next season hits.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
At one point during college I just hung one of these backpack water bladders from the wall next to my desk and basically used it like a gerbil water dispenser.
A blue backpack hydration system water bladder.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And now we wait
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I brought a Model M in to work at one point, and even in my office full of people with mechanical keyboards, they told me to knock it off.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's good practice to rotate through your prepper stash. Keeps perishables from going bad. Plus, like you said, it's too convenient if you've got it on-hand, and you need it now.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We've got a medicine cabinet with one of those razor slots in one of the bathrooms in our new house, but I don't plan on ever renovating that bathroom, so it will always be Schrödinger's wall cavity of razor blades to me.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Also, had a chimney swift foil some chimney repair plans we had recently.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We have some owls that get chatty in our backyard after dark.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A classic bit.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Galton Woggins Woggle Wasses.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
As a Sagittarius, I have licked the sharp side of a knife and cut my tongue before. I don't recommend.
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/06/2026
ok this one got me
reflecting pool full of green slime and barrels and you're carrying a crowbar in the style of Half Life
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Wow, maybe this is my rose colored glasses since I don't think I've seen that movie since it first came out, but I seem to remember it being better than a a 14% score would indicate.
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
cracking open a cold one with the boys
a variety of flavor ice
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A pet rock would probably be best for some people.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dungeon Crawler Carl von Clausewitz “In the dungeon everything is simple, but the simplest thing is difficult - goddammit, Donut” “War is but a continuation of policy by other means. You will not break me” “The dungeon is the primordial enmity and rage of the people”
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm throwing my phone into the lake and logging off forever
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The USCSB Youtube video on this incident will be a banger.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Yeah, we've got a dog, and I've got to rely on her to tell me when we need to shampoo the carpet in our den because of dog smell.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I often wonder what it would be like to be able to smell. My wife often tells me something smells a certain way, and wants me to do something about it, but then gets annoyed when I ask her to play bloodhound to find out where the smell is coming from. I can't smell it, so I have no idea.
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Dr. Fim @fim.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Not me, laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
So you're just burning the whole thing down?
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is the 14' pirogue I built to paddle around local rivers with my dog.
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Kieran Mc 🚟 @kjmci.me · 05/05/2026
Whenever I see one of these goobers preen about their prompt I can only ever read it as asking for for a bento box that must not be pinku (Japanese for pink) and has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute)
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not afraid to yell at technology
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a red suit is holding a can of soda in his hand
ALT: a man in a red suit is holding a can of soda in his hand
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We saw them in New Orleans a few weeks ago. It was wild, a really fun time.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 10/04/2026
just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag
a flag that is a brown bar top and bottom, then a red bar in the middle and a yellow squiggle
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You just don't see many cars that scream RED like that these days.
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Russell @russe11m.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is Pepper Potts.
A black and white parti standard poodle, sitting in front of Bamahenge in Elberta, Alabama.
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