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Rufus Hound

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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 27/09/2026
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 27/09/2026
So last week I married the world's greatest woman It was, and she is, fit as fuck
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 25/09/2026
Have just finished this. I cannot recommend a book more, especially to men. Fellas, whether you're an avid reader or - more likely - haven't read a novel in ages, do yourself a favour and read this one. Of the moment, in the most extraordinary way.
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 21/09/2026
Everyone have a good weekend?
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 16/09/2026
Today was the day 😁
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 09/09/2026
Morning after press night here up in North Wales, and I've woken up with a blonde and a brunette #showbiz #reallylovelyactually
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 30/08/2026
This is the lady who caught the ball between her elbow and her right boob, and goes down in history as the first fan to catch a foul ball in Sioux Falls. This is everything I want sport to be
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 29/08/2026
So, farewell then, Bluebell Hodgkiss, a dog who made people that were scared of dogs, not scared of dogs and who elegantly looked after Sally Hodgkiss until I could. All dogs go to heaven, they say, but Bluebell especially so. What a good dog you were 💔
A final cuddle with a very good dog.
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 26/08/2026
Some letter to some kid from some writer who'd asked for some advice about writing
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 23/08/2026
Feels damn good
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 21/08/2026
Purple first and fast. My best ever
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 19/08/2026
From some book or other
It's the paragraph about lying to yourself in The Brothers Karamazov by Doestoyevsky
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 13/08/2026
This just arrived. I don't even like Shiraz that much, but, well... iykyk
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 12/08/2026
And a companion piece! 😂
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 12/08/2026
And through a pair of eclipse spex...
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 12/08/2026
Weird shaped sun...
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 12/08/2026
The little moon tho... (The aperture is as small as I can make it, which is why it's dark. Irl, it's bright as fook out here still)
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 12/08/2026
It's nudging in
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 12/08/2026
God it's like when it snows isn't it? Look! A picture of it snowing! I mean who'd bother?! Also:
The very beginnings of the eclipse
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 12/08/2026
This just came up on my phone's feed. Definitely makes me think The Telegraph readership are being regularly told by their kids that they're complete arseholes, to the point where The Telegraph is now having to pay writers to tell them they're not 😂
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 28/07/2026
Starting to get the hang of this
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 25/07/2026
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social You're no fun anymore, John
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 25/07/2026
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 16/07/2026
Describe yourself in three characters
All. The alien from the early noughtiesPhilosopher Didactylos from Terry Pratchett's Small Gods. Wanted to pick Sam Vimes. Then wanted to pick Mustrum Ridcully, but think this is probably closest, even if he is cleverer than meJimmy Edwards in a press shot for something that looks exactly how I feel about myself
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 16/07/2026
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 15/07/2026
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 11/07/2026
I like Ed Davey
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 11/07/2026
If your whatabouttery relies on coming after a man with a bin for a head, you may need to rethink your line of attack yfkincnt,ye
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 10/07/2026
Are you near Bolton? octagonbolton.co.uk/events/big-i...
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 06/07/2026
This place does amazing haemorrhoid cream. You just rub it on your aureseoul
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 26/06/2026
What a fucking gig All of these people will be world renowned one day And that day may be SOON
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 20/06/2026
You are!
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 20/06/2026
I'm in Peckham for the @warringtonruncorn.com All Dayer, and find myself with a spare ticket. It's on til 10pm If you can use the ticket or fancy an afternoon of modular synths/experimental electronica, hmu
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 14/05/2026
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 19/04/2026
Well, it took me six weeks, but I just finished Dumas' "The Count of Monte Cristo" and wept my way through the last ten pages. I honestly can't recommend it enough. Very possibly the best book I've ever read. The humanity! My god. Staggering.
The 'fingerprint classics' edition of The Count of Monte CristoRed eyed from crying
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 22/03/2026
The outdoors is pretty beautiful too. So's @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 22/03/2026
There's a Big Lebowski themed bar in Reykjavik that serves 26 varieties of White Russian. It's absolutely wonderful.
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 22/03/2026
15 hours ago I was finishing with (hopefully the first leg of) The Mesmerist in Watford. Now? Reykjavik, baby! With the wonder that is @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social
The very beautiful Sally Hodgkiss, post sandwich, gazing out at the snow falling in Iceland's capital city
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 15/03/2026
Smoking a Montecristo whilst reading The Count of Monte Cristo? GREAT SUNDAY
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 12/03/2026
Just in case you were wondering about coming to see The Mesmerist, it turns out it's actually really good
An embarrassment of four and five star reviews pestered over the set of The Mesmerist
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 08/03/2026
Right, have been saving this, but today's the day! Let's go!
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 05/03/2026
Open at The Watford Palace from tomorrow til the 21st! Come get some!
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 27/02/2026
These are the ones I'm tangling with before Hobb, if anyone cared. Oh, and 4-7 of Dungeon Crawler Carl before 8 is published 🤓🥳
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 27/02/2026
May have got paid and looked at eBay 😬 I've not read any of this but I've only heard incredible things. Am going to start them over Summer. I've a list of things I've promised myself i'll get through first, but then... let me at these! #RobinHobb
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 27/02/2026
The Mesmerist Dress rehearsal tonight. Wish me luck. Then come and see it
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 24/02/2026
Read this trilogy in the last fortnight. Absolutely as good as everyone says. Beautiful how it reveals itself over the three books. Proper grown-up Fantasy literature, heartily recommended
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 24/02/2026
Can't believe the rozzers are still obeying the filthy bastard
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 19/02/2026
🤘
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 11/02/2026
Game was brought
Photo of Rufus Hound freshly Christened as Comedian Beer Mat flipping champion as taken by his friend and photographer extraordinaire, Ed Moore
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