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Don't insist that Ukraine stop hitting Russian refineries. Insist that Russia pack up its sh*t and get the hell out of Ukraine!

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 20h

Sex so good the cats didn't have time to hide

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sex so good it causes you to have amnesia

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sex so good you call home & tell your wife about it

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 21h

Sex so good Stephen King wrote a short story about it titled "Winner"

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sex so good the Kama Sutra is taking notes

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sex so good you're replacing the shock absorbers.

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

How people reacted when I arrived on Bluesky…

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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

How people reacted when I arrived on Bluesky…

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Wrong answers only. My bet: I have always hated Corgis.

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Lisa Marie Bowman @lisamariebowman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy October! It's my favorite time of year!

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FGFriendliesOnBluesky @fgfriendlies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To everybody playing: #ASongOrMovieForBeingWise FEEL GOOD GAMES SCHEDULE ON BLUESKY AND X TODAY: TUES 29 SEP 26 Please follow/join: @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social @fgfriendlies.bsky.social @feelgooddailies.bsky.social @wakeupnfeelgood.bsky.social @fgonbluesky.bsky.social THANKS!

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I let nature put up my Halloween decorations.

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

All I did was go for a walk in the woods. I didn't expect to be educated. #BlackHistory

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

OLD MAN STORY: When I was growing up we lived in constant daily fear of the USSR destroying us with nukes. Today we live in constant daily fear of a Russian asset, living in the white house, destroying us with kooks.

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The road crew is already here. That was quick!

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

More of my trees decided to end their life this morning. I got 911 to call the county road crew cuz I pay a dumpster full of taxes.

Trees down in the road. Worse than it looks.

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Snow White of the holler is out hiking with all her friends...

Old woman hiking in the woods with all her friends.

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Thought this might interest you @catbirder27.bsky.social #LateNightMovie @ lisamariebowman Hosts movies in a chat room. Good people. No politics.

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hear me out. Macklemore should form a supergroup with all the acts that ditched the tour and call themselves: “𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡-𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐎𝐟 𝐄𝐝 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧”. 🤣 ⁱ’ᵈ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍⁱᶻᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵘⁿ ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱᵗ’ˢ ᶠᵃⁿᵗᵃˢᵗⁱᶜ

Images of Finneas, Aaron Rowe, Beoga, and Lukas Graham, the opening acts that have abandoned Ed Sheeran’s disastrous “Corporate Puppet World Tour”.

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It all started going downhill when they banned clackers.

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm wondering if I could adapt and apply my vast knowledge of orbital mechanics to studying the inner circle personnel in the white house.

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Which congressional potted plant are you voting for this year?

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The recently released US job numbers are an orange faced lie. (let's see if john blocks me)

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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What gif pops up when you type your name?

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Tariff Free Beef was my stripper name.

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🐈‍⬛ Cat Booooooder 👻 @catbirder27.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I don't understand some of you people

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

How does the DEA get away with spending at least $300,000 taxpayer dollars per race sponsoring a NASCAR car? One of you smarter than me people explain it to me.

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Make a movie sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A woman and a dead man sloppily attempt to make a clay pot on a pottery wheel.

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DISTRXCT @distrxct.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

They probably call him "The Hustler". 🤣🤣🤣

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Kentucky Bluegrass Politics @kbgpolitics.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

On a whim I searched online and saw that Hustler magazine still does their "Asshole of the Month" awards. Here's October 1990.

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Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Whenever someone says they're going to do something “real quick,” it is never real quick.

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Jay Waters @jaywaters.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The President of the United States is a liar.

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Old Man of the Woods @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

#IncludeOfferDoorUneven Once in awhile Mormons arrive You can't spot the Hidden horns or tails Beating on the front door They like to offer salvation Don't fall for fairytales, The uneven hallucination!

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