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@epicduckdoctor.bsky.social
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Just a duck. Ex-Twatter, left of centre. Trump, Musk and Farage can go fuck themselves. (Instead of each other)

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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 1h
He looks like the BEFORE photo in a JUST FOR MEN advert.
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 1h
Share a character that reminds you of yourself.
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Thefelvus @thefelvus.bsky.social · 6h
Ruin everybody’s day by changing one letter in an actor’s name: Harrison fork
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 12h
If there was a Nobel prize for blowing up schools or being a complete twat, it would be Trump for the win.
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 13h
ruin everybody’s day by changing one letter in an actor’s name Benedict Cumberbitch
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 13h
Ruin everybody’s day by changing one letter in an actor’s name: Gareth Cunt
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 13h
Ruin everybody’s day by changing one letter in an actor’s name: Tom Wanks
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Tom Hanks Cast Away
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 13h
Hi, can you sing Boys Don't Cry for my sister please, it's her birthday tomorrow.
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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 18h
Ruin A Book By adding a word The Mysterious Mr Quin and The Golden Ball Sack
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FGFriendliesOnBluesky @fgfriendlies.bsky.social · 21h
It's 9 am UK/10 am CET it's time for @fgfriendlies.bsky.social from your host @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social PLEASE CHECK MY DAILY SCHEDULE FOR ALL FEEL GOOD GAMES TODAY! Today is #NationalHandbagDay so let's play: #ASongOrMovieForThingsInBags
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 22h
Ruin A Book By adding a word Dropped Catch 22
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 22h
Ruin A Book By adding a word A Christmas Carol Vorderman
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-Max Edge- @maxedge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#OdourInASongOrMovie Home Cologne 🎬
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That bloke from Twisted Sister is looking a bit rough these days. (I bet he takes lots of drugs)
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#OdourInASongOrMovie Anything by Fart Guff-Uncle
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Count Duckula @djgarybaldy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#OdourInASongOrMovie AIR WICK ON A G-STRING
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#OdourInASongOrMovie Anything by Musty Springfield
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#OdourInASongOrMovie Anything starring B.O. Derek
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#OdourInASongOrMovie Anything by Sniff Richard
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FGFriendliesOnBluesky @fgfriendlies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's 11 am ET/4 pm UK It's Time For @fgfriendlies.bsky.social 2 With Your Host @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social ON BLUESKY AND @tweetfeelsgood ON X ! Today is #NationalMoldyCheeseDay so let's play: #OdourInASongOrMovie
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Ring Peace
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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush.
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wished my vacuum cleaner sucked as hard as Jeff Bezos.
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Nick Williams @nick-aka-nev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How people reacted when I arrived on Bluesky
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Windsor Davies as Sergeant Major: Oh Dear
ALT: Windsor Davies as Sergeant Major: Oh Dear
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FTJ @fairytalejedi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How people reacted when I arrived on Bluesky…
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I Dont Remember Asking You Pulp Fiction
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
☹️
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How people reacted when I arrived on Bluesky…
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That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
Alt: That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was it "Honk if you're feeling horny."?
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How people reacted when I arrived on Bluesky…
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Hop On The Cycle Frontier
ALT: Hop On The Cycle Frontier
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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Lynn Dudno @lynndudno.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForEyesight Anything by Squint Eastward
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Clint Eastwood's Intense Gaze
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForEyesight Astigmata
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForEyesight King Leer
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Cool G @colg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForEyesight 🎶 She's Got Bette Davies Styes
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForEyesight Ullo John! Gotta New Floater?
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Knighty @knighty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Charge Of the Sight Brigade. #ASongOrMovieForEyesight
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForEyesight Anything by Optrex
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForEyesight A Different Cornea
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James Leakyboots Batty @jamesbatty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Astigmatic For The People (album) #ASongOrMovieForEyesight
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForEyesight Ray-Ban
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FGFriendliesOnBluesky @fgfriendlies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's 9 am UK/10 am CET it's time for @fgfriendlies.bsky.social from your host @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social PLEASE CHECK MY DAILY SCHEDULE FOR ALL FEEL GOOD GAMES TODAY! Today is #WorldSightDay so let's play: #ASongOrMovieForEyesight
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Lynn Dudno @lynndudno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#HornyHorrorVillians Wankinstein
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Tom Hanks Cast Away
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1. Fuck 2. Cunt 3. Bollocks 4. Piss 5. Twat
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#HornyHorrorVillians Girth Vader
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#HornyHorrorVillians Knobzilla
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Duck 🦆 @epicduckdoctor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you see this, post a witch (Not technically a witch but has a similar/equal mass) 🦆=🧙
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Nick Williams @nick-aka-nev.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wrong answers only. "Had a gloriously satisfying dump."
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