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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yessssss I’m so excited 🍞🥖🐶
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
!!!!!!! 😃😃😃 !!!!!!!!!
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m still impatiently waiting to find Fidough (if he’s not in the game don’t tell me, I’d rather be blissfully unaware)
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay but my tortoise’s name is Mochi and the other day my coworker pronounced it like “Mokey” and I was more annoyed than I probably should have been
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
there's a dog here sniffing people's luggage at baggage claim but it's not like a police K9, it's just somebody's lapdog. absolute hustler. just doing it for the love of the game
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The main one that my firm uses unfortunately sucks real bad, but their tech support people are extremely nice so at least there’s that.
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ours doesn’t have this guy though
A close-up of the screenshot in the original post. It’s a picture of a knight with the caption “person information”
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I work at a law firm and can confirm that most legal software looks like some guy made it in their basement in 1993.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The Wife Put Me in Charge of the Toilet
a 5.0 out of 5 stars review by mr. rock that says "The Wife Put Me in Charge of the Toilet"
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
full disclosure that i have not seen the odyssey
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
it’s called the odyssey because you “oughta see” this great film
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
William Howard Taft campaign poster, 1908

Floating head, with “BILL” in huge letters
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post on r/crusaderkings: made the guy who took near 30 mins to order 8 sandwiches from a subway right in front of me, making me late to my meeting today with image of Count Subway Bastard if Eat Fresh-Alot von 8 Sandwiches
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Nut Luncheon
A can of Granovita brand Nut Luncheon, described as “a meat-free savory loaf made from peanuts”
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
People who haven’t been to the store won’t relate!
Hat that says COLD BEER - CANDY - LOTTO - DELI
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Well now I want to try the Culver’s shrimp
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
House-made hollandaise sauce AND you can swap the Canadian bacon for smoked salmon for just $6 extra
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We like to do things a little differently around here!
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
In fairness “legal secretary” is an actual job title that people often confuse with “paralegal” (and some smaller firms combine the roles) — but it doesn’t matter, because both jobs require extensive legal knowledge and don’t deserve to be talked about this way!
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’m a legal assistant, and I’ve definitely seen this attitude from people who don’t work in the profession but very rarely from actual lawyers.
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
One time my mom had to sign a legal document and the court sent it back because they don’t allow e-signatures. It was her actual signature; her handwriting is just extremely legible.
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
And there’s this really prevalent attitude of “this person has done bad things in the past, so it’s okay to make fun of them for things that wouldn’t normally be okay to make fun of people for” and that seems problematic.
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
But if it’s more about behavior that’s cringe/embarrassing but harmless, that’s when it becomes less justifiable for me. That’s true even if the person in question has *also* done harmful things.
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
For me it comes down to which behaviors are actually harmful to other people. For instance, bigotry and abuse are objectively wrong and people who do those things or express those opinions 10000% deserve to be dragged through the mud. 1/
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超の大洪水 @superdeluge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
🐁🐘
the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Yeahhhhh. Like I said, I’m super not defending this guy, but I also fully believe that we all would have moved on by now if he was cis. (I also saw a Reddit post that included his deadname, which doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence that none of this is rooted in transphobia.)
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pretty sure I was thinking about the same person when I read this thread. The guy has some extremely bad opinions and I’m not defending him at all, but like…who is benefiting from the pushback at this point? I think it’s pretty clear that nobody agrees with him, we can all move on.
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
And so much of it is like “hahaha this person is way too online! I know this because I’ve looked at everything they’ve posted on every social media platform as far back as 2012.” Like buddy what are we doing
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
a troubling trend: when my mother's face is behind her hands, it no longer exists. yet when she moves her hands, her face is born anew
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It’s been like 85% off in the Nintendo e-shop for ages and I think it’s very funny that they couldn’t even sell it at that price.
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
“Shoplifters force stores into adopting policies that make it harder for the rest of us to shop there!” Okay that’s fine, I’ll go to one of the many stores that don’t do that.
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Also when a store makes it annoying and inconvenient to buy their products (putting merchandise in locked cabinets, for example), there’s a good chance I’ll just leave without buying anything. I’d like to see a study on lost revenue from that vs. whatever they’re losing to shoplifters.
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Got four now
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Uh oh I gotta do this again
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Most of the billboards in my current city are for weed
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I don’t know if this photo was taken in San Francisco, but I can always tell when I’ve crossed into the San Francisco city limit because the ads become incomprehensible
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
me when a cowboy makes a spurious claim
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Every winter Olympic sport is just a different type of sliding
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Photo of a beautiful scrimshaw pie crisper made of aged ivory in the shape of a sea horse. Caption reads: Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea horse pie crimper, circa 1850.

@tonyhawktruther replies "string of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe"
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Paying for tire rotations is a scam. My tires are always rotating
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 06/01/2026
The official Bulgaria account on Instagram is doing some pretty cool stuff
Bulgaria on Instagram

Picture shows a smiling man in a gray shirt in front of the Bulgarian flag

Caption reads, Learn Cyber bullying in Bulgarian 

Online in 4 weeks
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
My parents had that exact poster framed in the kitchen for most of my childhood
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
yeah me too
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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
the simpsons meme where ralph is saying "(chuckles) im in danger" but baby jesus is overlayed over ralph and danger has been changed to manger.
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Reverse Breaking Bad where a meth dealer gets really into teaching high school
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Oh by the way I got a Mini Cooper
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🍎🍊🍋ruby🥝🫐🍇 @rubyyyyyyy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
ESPECIALLY if their Mini is the same color as mine
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