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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Definitely avoid chiilis for the forseeable future then. Once chopped green chillis, then went to the lavatory. Spent the rest of the night rethinking all the life choices that had led to me in that current sorry state.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It is G8F, and it's a crazy mish-mash of morphs and pose controls. There's scores of morphs gone into this, from 50% of one character, 25& of another & 25% of a third, all the way down to 'got to flex those calf muscles because she's up on tiptoe.'

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Riffing on the 90s trend of models in latex leaning or draping themselves on oversized brand icons.

3D render of a young woman with long wavy brown hair clad in latex catsuit, ankle boots & jacket leaning against an oversized perfume bottle, in the style of 90s fashion shoots.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You utter knob waffle. Still, at least spoopy season has started, should be able to brazen it out.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Deep heat type muscle rub cream. Curried eyeballs anyone?

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ah, the finest of NHS catering. I still have fond memories of Torbay hospitals chicken salad sandwiches that tasted like the chicken had died of old age, with one wilted lettuce leaf. Frankly the packaging was more nutritious. Also, happy you're not dead. 👍

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

How long do worms live? I think his brainworm may have actually died, there's no one at the controls anymore & he's just careening around blindly.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Is it the mystery beef laced with banned hormones, or is it horse shaped mystery beef? The excitement never ends in Trumpistania.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Wulfs Seven. At the end of season four everyone dies.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The stupid long ballot papers are probably not helping. bsky.app/profile/luck...

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

In addition to his writing chops he's also as a stand-up comedian. I imagine his experience with hecklers was useful practice for dealing with the press. I too wonder where he goes with this afterward, he's caught a lot of peoples attention.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It's situated between the sink & the urinals. Apparently using the right hand urinal triggers the dryers motion sensor & sets it going. Trying to use the dryer puts you uncomfortably close to anyone using the urinals. Whoever installed that dryer should hang their head in shame.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The man behind the bin was on the writing teams of Have I Got News For You & The Thick Of It.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Because he is a corrupt, lying ruzzian asset.

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Johanna Saunders @johannasaunders.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

We’ve lost a lot of good people in recent years, it has felt cruel and unfair at times, but it would appear that karma has been instructed to rectify the situation because the awful people are suddenly dying! Take note, cunty flapneck.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

There's more people in the average supermarket checkout queue.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

There were more people in front of me in the queue in Lidl this afternoon.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Same as the military parade last year, defence contractors in DC told to attend by their employers.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

All that prep work was done, the planning was finished. trump tossed it all out because it wasn't devoted to him.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

They missed a trick, should have brought back squeaky tank.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I have a cheap panama hat I bought in Matalan years ago, that thing has been a life saver. I don't care what people think, my ears & neck remain unburned and it reflects heat away from my head.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Sideways, with a rusty chainsaw.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I had one hundred and twenty drops yesterday. Pushed my start time back from 1pm to 3, no way I was going to even try delivering during the hottest part of the day. Cold drinks are much appreciated by the way, even with cooler bags & ice packs it's difficult to keep stuff chilled.

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Tone @tone7x20.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Rising Kampf

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Assistant Deputy Pool Monitor (third class) Assigned to protect the public from dangerous chemicals that have either already oxidised to harmlessness or been pumped directly into the Potomac. Sterling service.

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▲ ▲ ▲ 🇪🇪🇫🇮🇺🇦 @enriviis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Dark humor will never get old. Like russian soldier.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

People named Jonty taking over established businesses then wondering why they go bankrupt. The enshittification intensifies.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Care in the community has a lot to answer for.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Rieker. Another once good brand gone to shit. The uppers & inners are decent quality leather, but the soles are cheap shit rubber or plastic, painted to look like the good stuff. The stitching is real, but that part isn't attached to the upper, just glued on. Rather irked.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

None of them intelligent enough to realise the orange shit gibbon's only loyalty is to himself, that he will gladly throw all of them under the bus in a heartbeat.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Still is. But I only buy Lidl own brand. Fuck brand name prices.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

You are what you eat, right? So cows eat grass, therefore cows are made of grass. Sounds vegetinarian to me.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Complete metabolic remission, seven years clear. Still tense up a bit when seating myself upon the porcelain throne, but six months of intense sphincterised agony is going to leave a bit of a mark.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I tried all the natural remedies while going thru chemo. They did nowt. Even max strength Senekot offered only mild relief. Had to ask at the hospital for the industrial grade stuff, started explaining, they just handed me a massive box of the orange stuff.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I think it involves squeezing, like with a tube of toothpaste.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Work has been keeping me busy and somewhat exhausted. Bit pissed off that I've gone through two pairs of shoes already. Cheap shitty soles even on £100+ shoes. Talk about enshittification.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026