Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialMatt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 47mOctober 31: Halloween November 1: Daylight Savings Ends November 2: Day Of The Dead November 3: Election Day I see you, 2026. Well played. 0214
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3hThe good news is that if the pneumonic plague does spread and become serious problem we have RFK Jr and Dr. Oz in charge of public health to find us some miracle cures from Trump donors for $99.99 because Trump only appoints the finest people to critically important jobs. 951289272
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialTristan Lee @tristanl.ee · 1hReminder that Vice President JD Vance has said that he considers Curtis Yarvin a friend 532379
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21hCornell University has announced that the Cornell Seven will not be allowed to use AI to write their University-mandated rape apology essays. 281278134
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 22hOh yes, Master Luke. Time for some human/cyborg relations 719816
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have seen porn considerably less erotic than this man's sex dream about Jesus Christ. 1661911202
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialJeff Passan Bot @jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The dream scenario of every kid. Bottom of the ninth. Two outs. Bases loaded. Facing the toughest pitcher in the world to hit. Jackson Chourio made magic. 522242
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialAndrew Mason @masedenver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026SF 24, DEN 14 — FINAL Broncos D, wounded by injuries to PS2 & Moss, finally broke after halftime, allowing 3-straight TDs — one on a short field after a controversial Mims fumble. Denver’s offense had just 2 explosive plays, one of which saw Bryant leave on a cart. DEN is 2-2. 1131
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I do understand there are more uses than this. It’s just funny that every AI agent video is like, “All you have to do is give a bot all of your personal, banking, and medical information and soon you too will know when your kids have a little league game!” Sure, sounds great. 1059455
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialTaking Naps Sunday @ananonymoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They're calling it the most unwatchable London NFL game since the last one 11138
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem? 263184632
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialRoy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hitler's watching this in hell and making the Jonah Hill "cut" gesture 3259982
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh yeah that’s the good stuff 2002711528
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t. 17058651198
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026With this monopolized media empire comes not just size but unprecedented power. The power to throw workers under the bus. The power to price-gouge because consumers have few alternatives. The power to decide which stories get told, but more importantly, which stories DON'T get told. 36958162424
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Exciting way to make strangers approach you at airports like, "So you're a fascist or have insane gambling debt, huh" 761342206
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I guess he missed Hegseth’s speech at Quantico this week. 36753931280
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialMichael @michaelnaphys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comSimpsons Laugh: Homer, Bart, and LisaALT: Simpsons Laugh: Homer, Bart, and Lisa 18101793
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion 622229296
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you've ever taken an art history class, you know that professors can spend an entire lecture deconstructing one famous painting. They'll do that someday with this photo. The smug look on Schmitt's face. Kennedy's helpful hand. And best of all, the aide -- face hidden, torso with red tie exposed. 5351272
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026BREAKING WaPo: Major League Baseball has abandoned a proposal to build a ballpark in Wyoming's Grand Teton National Park.washingtonpost.comMLB drops proposal to host a baseball game at Grand Teton National ParkAfter The Washington Post reported on the proposal, local leaders sent letters to the Trump administration and the MLB commissioner expressing strong opposition. 1302362427
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026"I can go ramp, I can go stairs" -- Trump's audience in Texas gives him an extremely tepid round of applause as he brags about being able to go up stairs without falling 7453971770
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026CSPAN: “We should mention that Senator Schmitt was supposed to appear on this program with Sen. Coons but he pulled out the day after that hearing.” 44985901706
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I missed this in the Constitution. 1821108432443
royalsprof.bsky.social @royalsprof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Any Mayor McCheese callout is appreciated. He’s truly the forgotten man. 010
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 01/10/2026Jordan Klepper on Trump's AI CEO summit: It was like the Last Supper, if everyone there believed they were the son of God 17506108
royalsprof.bsky.social @royalsprof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gilman’s “The Yellow Wall-paper” treats this idea. 130
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026LOL -- Trump tries to shout out Ted Cruz in Texas and *not a single person applauds* for him. Not one! 1242097392
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026Trump campaigns for Ken Paxton in Texas: "He can be a pain in the ass sometimes, I'll be honest. Is he here, by the way? Oh, there he is. I didn't even know if he was here! I don't care." 5654509989
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026TIME: So what is the hoax of AI? Who's behind it? TRUMP: The whole country is based on fake stuff because these people have Trump derangement syndrome. 74689146
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialJennifer Van Goethem @jennvg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He's trying to do George C. Scott from Patton but is mostly doing George C. Scott from Strangelove. 21149188
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Three inerrant indicators that the GOP is about to get crushed in an election are a “migrant caravan” in September, discourse about the deficit/debt being the priority issue, and these “isn’t the important thing civility?” thinkpieces. 49422
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialNacho @nachonachete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"The AI-forward education platforms are expected to provide indispensable systems for surveilling and disciplining two despised populations - educators (especially unionized ones) and young people - who remain durably resistant to fascist propaganda". 03212
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialMatt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Needed pep talk this eve: “And yet one other branch-lie, to-wit, that I am I, & you are you; that we are units, individuals, & have natures of our own, instead of being the tail-end of a tape-worm of ancestors extending in linked procession back - & back - & back - to our source in the monkeys.. 161
royalsprof.bsky.social @royalsprof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I want some skittles but I don’t wanna pay for them 000
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 01/10/2026O barbarous and bloody spectacle! 641374
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is an actual post by the White House touting their “super intelligence.” They’re so incompetent, they spelled United States wrong. If you don’t believe me, click the link. x.com/whitehouse/s... 1571664472
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Imagine being this guy 5280372
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i think about this sometimes www.vice.com/en/article/p...vice.comPalmer Luckey Made a VR Headset That Kills the User If They Die in the GameThe man who created the Oculus Rift has invented a virtual reality headset that will explode the forebrain of a user who dies in a video game. 3435465
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We need to focus on the fact that Senators Kennedy and Grassley participated in this charade and soiled themselves badly in the process. They need to apologize to the witness, and to the American public for their serious misconduct. bsky.app/profile/atru... 691407273
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Butterfinger Mystery Solved Commercial FOX/KSTU 13 1993-10-31 : 31s 012832
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It gives me no pleasure to report that Steve Bannon won. 3241223
royalsprof.bsky.social @royalsprof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Brain on drugs. But learned it has had more ironic cache moving forward. 000
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialClue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Jack Smith: need to meet and coordinate our phony takedowns of Trump Fani Willis: ok. security says airplane hangar or an abandoned loading dock is best Smith: no, too public, our faces are all over the news, no one can see us together. How about courtside at an Atlanta Hawks game Willis: perfect 624227
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026me, rewatching the GOP’s “gotcha moment” backfire magnificently during the Jack Smith hearings 419822
Reposted by @royalsprof.bsky.socialAdam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The most bizarre thing about this idiotic, embarrassing line of questioning by Eric Schmitt is that it’s totally irrelevant Even if Jack Smith went to a basketball game in Atlanta-he didn’t-there isn’t even a scintilla of proof that he met, much less conspired with Fani Willis 35 days 1041887365
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