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Rowan is an asshole⚧️

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Thoughts I shouldn’t share 28 He/him east coast 🍁 Wrastiln’ fan I’m Daddy 🖤 Fuck face, sarcastic ass hole, probably stoned right now. Epileptic 🔞MDNI🔞 🔥this is my 1 & only 🏳️‍⚧️🔻✊🏿 Leave me alone… $callmemiss420

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Rowan is an asshole⚧️ @rowanaboat1203.bsky.social · 23h
So for anyone that gives a fuck my epilepsy has gotten way worse to the point I’ve hurt my neck and I have a concussion so that’s cool very fun. Was most controlled through my teen years now that I’m getting older and stuff stressing out about life.
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Rowan is an asshole⚧️ @rowanaboat1203.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This whole epilepsy thing is fucking annoying. Like I almost died the other day, but I’m not disabled because I worked one time.
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Rowan is an asshole⚧️ @rowanaboat1203.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I might be getting a dog… so that’s fun
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Rowan is an asshole⚧️ @rowanaboat1203.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mentally I’m getting my dick sucked real good 🫠
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 29/09/2026
☠️☠️☠️
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nat_halie @nat-ha-lie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AEW paid tribute to not only an amazing pro wrestler and musician, but also an incredible human being. Andy, you were loved.
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WrestleTalk @wrestletalk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AND NEW!!!!!! STEPHANIE VAQUER DEFEATED LIV MORGAN AT TONIGHT'S WWE LIVE EVENT IN CHILE TO BECOME WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION!!!!
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.

And what about the cream of the crop?

Macho-mandalf!
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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American Girl in Portugal (Gina Montana) 💛 @thedopebohemian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yes! NFL and NBA. Corporate greed is ruining everything.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days

Characters

Polly - Opossum - Olivia's older teenage sister.

Gustopher - Alligator - Olivia's friend.

Olivia - Opossum - Polly's little sister.

Ms. Mercow - Manatee - An older neighbor

Panel 1

Polly is standing by a fence and is telling Gustopher and Olivia a story. The top of a head can barely be seen behind the fence.

Polly: CAREFUL! The Great Witch of Cedarhold lives here!

Panel 2

Polly makes a frightening face.

Polly: A kid broke her shed window so she turned him into a worm. Then she turned his parents into birds. And then-

Panel 3

Before Polly can finish, the person behind the fence has made herself known. She looks over the top of the fence.

Ms. Mercow: Oh my...

Gustopher: THE WITCH!

Olivia: RUN!

Panel 4

Polly suddenly feels embarrassed about making up such a scary story and apologizes.

Polly: I'm sorry, Ms. Mercow.

Ms. Mercow: I always wanted to be a witch. Tell them I'll take their bones if they hurt my hydrangeas.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bruce Campbell has revealed that doctors have given him an estimated 5 years to live following his terminal cancer diagnosis.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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𝕸𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖑𝖑: 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 @mollyfied.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
imagine being so small your owner makes a hi-vis vest for you out of a tennis ball
the tiniest puppy in a bright yellow vest standing between tattooed legs with white sneakers
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Real world data clearly shows this isnt happening. It shows many companies have fled the US for countries with more stable trading platforms. Examples are GMs massive 1.1 billion dollar expansion in Canada and CLAAS, a large farm equipment company has returned to Germany. The mass exodus has begun.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dolly Parton sings Great Balls of Fire ☄️
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026
“If you’re gay, you’re gay. If you’re straight, you’re straight. We are who we are. I don’t believe that we should criticize and judge other people. I think we should be accepting and loving. We are all God’s children.” - Dolly
thegodshow.com
Send This to Your Bigoted Christian Family Member Right Now
Do it.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Has there ever been a more iconic entrance? Rest in peace, Tim Curry.
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Rowan is an asshole⚧️ @rowanaboat1203.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim curry too?! Are you fucking kidding me?! No no no
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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Hellrosser @rosserford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’re going to hear about how everyone loved Dolly, and that feels true. But it’s good to remember, and to her credit, that she was attacked for her AIDS activism, her vaccine advocacy, her LGBTQ+ support and even, more recently, for her reading initiatives. She ALWAYS stood firm when it mattered.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised? Watters: Yeah El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
At least one in four of all the people who have played in the NFL might expect to end up with CTE, according to new data
nytimes.com
At Least 1 in 4 NFL Players Gets CTE, Major New Study Finds (Gift Article)
The actual prevalence, researchers said, may be much higher.
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/08/2026
A Flock camera was pointed directly at a community pool... you know, for reading license plates of course.
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Ripley @rookerie333.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
**suspicious...***
Tri color corgi standing in a yard
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 24/08/2026
Transgender rights are not a permission—they are the right to live itself 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Existence doesn’t need any permission, you know. Why does the world treat something so simple as if it were optional? It is the baseline of being human ♡ Chiitan will keep raising their voice.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Rowan is an asshole⚧️ @rowanaboat1203.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m at a new doctor and so far I’m being stared at like a freak show by the other patients so that’s fun.
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Carson Pickett, who was born without a left forearm and hand, met a young fan with a similar condition after her recent match for the Denver Summit in the NWSL From @denversummitfc.bsky.social IG
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 17/08/2026
Surreal makeup effects artist Screaming Mad George has passed away at 69. Screaming Mad George's effects work has been forever immortalized in films including Big Trouble in Little China, Predator, Bride of Re-Animator, Society, Freaked, and Elm Street 4: Dream Master. A one-of-a-kind legend.
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Rowan is an asshole⚧️ @rowanaboat1203.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Got to try one of those viral ice creams. They’re worth the hype. So soft, not too sweet, as someone who doesn't actually enjoy ice cream very much they’re amazing. I got peach cause I love peach.
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Rowan is an asshole⚧️ @rowanaboat1203.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My friends little demon baby Hades he purrs in your ears before he chews on them.
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
if i gotta watch fuckin ads at the gas pump gas better be $1 a gallon
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
some of you
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alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social @alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
An innovative floating offshore solar project that generates electricity and converts seawater into drinking water. The farm near Gran Canaria produces 85 MW of renewable electricity while using that same power to operate reverse osmosis systems that desalinate seawater #ActOnClimate #renewables
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 12/08/2026
Saber PR responded to my post by saying that the story was written by people and no writers were replaced, buuuuut also that the game uses AI generated text and voices. C’mon man lmao
pcgamer.com
Saber Interactive denies replacing writer with ChatGPT on its new driving game, but says it will use AI for dialog 'as the number of passengers in the game is infinite'
Despite the admission, there's currently no AI disclosure on the Rideshare "Stimulator" Steam page.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11/08/2026
crying laughing bc i know there are people who will see this and get so pissed they throw up
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 11/08/2026
Recently, critical comments about LGBT people every day make me very sad. LGBT people just want to love whom they love and live proudly as themselves—why treat that as a demand? Living as a human is a right and shouldn’t be restricted by male and female genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
age 16: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 46: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for a functional search engine or the library or friends
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Suanne Laqueur @suannelqr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The current president of the United States is a fucking asshole and the best thing he could do for this country is drop dead.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Coach Walz would have made a great VP. 🛋️ Boi Jance is nothing but a little makeup wearing 💩.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨 Bluesky Update added feature to send GREEN GOBLIN TRUCK from Stephen King's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE to selected users
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/08/2026
Today in Christian Nationalist Parenting Magazine:
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